Theta Traps

[Rene Descartes]

I just had a vision.

I see...

I see...

far in the future in a galaxy far, far away...

there is a book called History of Woman...

I think the planet is matriarchal...

the cover shows a savage woman eating a hot dog...

the author is a female who once wrote science fiction...

but started a religion...

I see a chapter entitled "Traps on the Time Track"....

It says something about people lining up for registration to become totally free...

something about while they are not looking a hand reaches into their pocket and steals their wallet...

and then they wander around lost for 100,000 years...

another section in the chapter tells about people who are offered riches and total freedom to join the movement and work towards helping the universe to be totally free...

and then a dwarf chimpanzee bites them and shoots them out of his rear...

and they atrophy on a mountaintop for the next 100,000 years...

this vision seems to be something that can truly happen...

please we must look and see if these traps exist in this day and age and save people from these traps...

the future depends on it...

tendered as a gift to mankind...

Rd00

[Free to shine]

[sallydannce]

I just had a vision.

I see...

I see...

far in the future in a galaxy far, far away...

there is a book called History of Woman...

this vision seems to be something that can truly happen...

please we must look and see if these traps exist in this day and age and save people from these traps...

the future depends on it...

tendered as a gift to mankind...

Rd00

Right then, sleeve rolling up time to do this looking & seeing and saving thing.

Eh, just one teeny question before we start - any idea how much it might be gonna cost to do this looking, seeing, saving gig?

Oh stuff it, don't answer that, a vision is a vision, a gift is a gift and I'm with ya all the way to look, see and save.
Sally Gullible

[Alan]

Right then, sleeve rolling up time to do this looking & seeing and saving thing.

Eh, just one teeny question before we start - any idea how much it might be gonna cost to do this looking, seeing, saving gig?

Oh stuff it, don't answer that, a vision is a vision, a gift is a gift and I'm with ya all the way to look, see and save.
Sally Gullible

Damm! The OW's are banding together!

OW's: = Operating Women

[Rene Descartes]

Right then, sleeve rolling up time to do this looking & seeing and saving thing.

Eh, just one teeny question before we start - any idea how much it might be gonna cost to do this looking, seeing, saving gig?

Oh stuff it, don't answer that, a vision is a vision, a gift is a gift and I'm with ya all the way to look, see and save.
Sally Gullible

Aren't ye be doing it now lassie?

Isn't what this whole site be about?

An awakening of deeze cranium membranes?

Beware the dwarf cinmpanzee.

He is worse than the gorrilla goals, non?

Rd00

[sallydannce]

Surely there is a catch? When does the message board administrator in-charge (MBAIC) issue the invoices? Perhaps it is the deputy message board administrator in-charge (D/MBAIC) I should consult? I have not donated the thousands required & can't possibly start anything before the invoicing ritual. I confess I have been freeloading. Please someone whip me or assign me a randomly chosen wrong condition.

The dwarf cinmpanzee is under control for the time being - I have him captured on a DVD which is now safely being used to level a leg on an old table. Finally a use for him! So grateful as we can now use the table without spilling our tea.

I faithfully remain quite shallow and fickle until such time as I have a further awakening of cranium membranes.

Back to my reading...