David Miscavige Gay?

[Clarence Rockaway]

In the matter of DM being on the short side. NEWS FLASH-Clearwater Florida- CNN...Scientology CEO David Miscavige is suing the city of Clearwater. He claims the city built the sidewalks too close to his ass!

As for TC and DM in bed together...a big problem. When they're toe to toe, DM's nose is in it. When they're nose to nose, his toes are in it. And TC isn't that tall either, image their difficulties if he were six foot or more.

[La La Lou Lou]

Someone needs to bug Dave's bedroom, and listen out to which voice is saying, ''is it in yet?''

[Royal Prince Xenu]

I may be gay, but there's no way I want that little man going UP on me.

[La La Lou Lou]

Dave's not built to go down, just across.

[Clarence Rockaway]

Dave's not built to go down, just across.

Hey, did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

[Royal Prince Xenu]

Hey, did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Then, of course, there was the Scottish couple: Ben Doon and Phil McAvity.

[Clarence Rockaway]

Then, of course, there was the Scottish couple: Ben Doon and Phil McAvity.

Don't forget the gay Israeli ...he was a He-Blew.

[Teanntás]

Hey, did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

You deserve a big Pat on the back for that joke

[Jachs]

Then, of course, there was the Scottish couple: Ben Doon and Phil McAvity.

There was also Phil McCracken maybe a Trio

[Auditor's Toad]

If DM is not gay then that little bitch sure missed the calling of his life.

The way TC ( butch ) and DM ( fluff ) look into one anothers eyes just says it all.

A gay alcoholic staff beating "leader"... what will their next leader be? ROFL !