50% Discount on Scientology Religious Status EXTENDED FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!

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  1. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

  2. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Lololol, "We ain't a business!"
    Lolol @ discount basement 'religion' of LRon, hmmm, wonder how all the [strike]suckers[/strike] OldTimerS who've paid the full prices feel about all these latest (and past) bargains? Must be very disconcerting to them eh? :confused2:

    There's a deep paradox in this, and this thread needs to be merged with HH's 'stupid moments' one imho.


    ....*still chuckilin'* ...


    :eyeroll:

    edit> Not merged, added, this is well worthy of its own thread imho, hilarious!
     
  3. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

    I of course don't mind if the information in this thread is cross-posted to HH's 'stupid moments' thread. However, I do NOT want the threads to be merged. I find that ESMB thread titles count a lot for purposes of Google indexing, and when people Google "Scientology" or "Scientology religious" or "Scientology religious status," I want them to find this thread.

    The word Scientology in an ESMB thread title is also significant if someone, like me, Googles the word Scientology with a limit of the last 24 hours, etc., in search of the latest news.
     
  4. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    I agree, which is why I attempted to correct that in my post above, the term merge was used incorrectly, I apologise mon :cheers:
     
  5. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

  6. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

  7. CommunicatorIC

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  8. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Lolol, so not a scheme eh :eyeroll:

    Like a pyramid scam, only nobody makes any money, but hey, STATUS! Oh goody, you can haz square too! (This will certainly be a legacy to pass onto your kids when they ask what happened to their college funds, or when the family home is re-possessed, "Hey kid, you got the best status (evil/filthy) money can buy, now stfu and eatcher beans!"


    :duh::duh::duh:

    :eyeroll:
     
  9. AngeloV

    AngeloV Gold Meritorious Patron

    Each status has a cost associated with it (and I don't know what they are). Would someone do the math and add up the cost of all of the boxes to see how much the cult wants for the Valley 'ideal org'?

    Edit: Here it is (copy/paste from Excel spreadsheet)

    NEW CIVILIZATION BUILDER w/honors 2500000 1 $2,500,000
    NEW CIVILIZATION BUILDER 1000000 2 $2,000,000
    GOLD HUMANITARIAN -- $500,000 500000 3 $1,500,000
    SILVER HUMANITARIAN -- $250,000 250000 5 $1,250,000
    HUMANITARIAN -- $100,000 100000 10 $1,000,000
    PREMIER BENEFACTOR -- $50,000 50000 13 $650,000
    VANGUARD WITH HONORS -- $20,000 20000 36 $720,000
    VANGUARD -- $10,000 10000 69 $690,000
    ALUMNI -- $5,000 5000 90 $450,000
    HALF-ALUMNI 2500 200 $500,000
    CONTRIBUTOR -- $1,000 1000 500 $500,000
    Total $11,760,000
     
    Last edited: Jun 10, 2016
  10. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    FIFY :biggrin:



    One should give sufficient gravitas, by ideal formatting, to the contributions and contributors to the con. Wait did that come out as con .. it should have been confabulation, no, I mean confidence trick, oops I mean ideal org program.
     
  11. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Oooo thanks guys, nice little piece of cash, never to see the light-of-day-buried, given by the goodness of their little hearts for the betterment of the planet ( lolololol), rarely returned.

    And.... You get STATUS! You get a piece of paper saying what that is. If you're really generous, Davey will award you with a meaningless trophy of epic ugliness... YAY YOU!

    There isn't really much difference in all this from, say, a carnival midway, spend 10$ on 'games-of-chance' , finally win, get yer cheap POS prize that cost them 25cents .... and ya know (having been there myself as a young tad), you feel good, like, you won something! Yay you! Now here's the thing I was thinking on this mangled metaphor~ The Carney needs more business, so they decide to give you 'double-your-chances' on all the games, guess what happens? Yup, when you 'win', you still get a cheap POS pile of junk worth 25cents (or less).

    In culty activity I suspect you get even less, and at times it seems, people get worse and more detrimental effects due to becoming involved, and that, at least to me, puts it all into some sort of strange negative zone. But hey big guy, you got STATUS!

    :eyeroll:

    :duh:

    :lol:
     
  12. lotus

    lotus autonomous rebellous

    I don't know what's on sale (didn't read the thread)
    But...50%...hum, let's see ...

    *scratching balls*
    *sigh*


    Okay, I'll take a six pack! :yes:
     
  13. ForLease

    ForLease Maximus Squirrel

    That pyramid of empty boxes looks like a big mistake to me.

    Even without running the math, I thought, "Wow, they're much further away than I thought."

    If I were a Valley OTC member, it would give me pause.
     
  14. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

  15. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime

    Re: Church of Scientology of the Valley Completion Gift Chart


    That promo is saying they have got their 10 humanitarian-level suckers. I wonder how the other levels are going. Hopefully the overextended mortgages and loss of retirement funds will come up in the court cases and disconnection stories - or will more cancer save the DM ass.


    :shrug:
     
  16. oneonewasaracecar

    oneonewasaracecar Gold Meritorious Patron

    Scientology is advertising that status in Scientology is being marked down.
     
  17. Jump

    Jump Operating teatime


    I think the required interpretation is that your humanitarian status for a given level (n) of monetary extortion is being increased. Any increase is good, right?


    This in mathematical notation: 0 x n = 0
     
  18. oneonewasaracecar

    oneonewasaracecar Gold Meritorious Patron

    MEST arithmetic always makes me laugh.
     
  19. CommunicatorIC

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  20. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

    50% Discount on Scientology Religious Status Renewed! Again!

    50% Discount on Scientology Religious Status Renewed! Again!

    From Mike Rinder's Thursday funnies.

    http://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-90/

    * * * * * BEGIN EXCERPT * * * * *

    Do any of these suckers EVER notice that their “buy nows” never end?

    [​IMG]

    * * * * * END EXCERPT * * * * *
     

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