a wog walks into a bar

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  1. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    A wog walks into a bar and sees three men, a Somali, and Egyptian and a Scientologist. He asks them: "What is your opinion on eating meat?"
    The Somali responds with "What's eating?"
    The Egyptian responds "What's meat?"
    The Scientologist responds "What's an opinion?"

    Thanks to Larry Wright for relating a Saudi joke that I edited slightly - the third person being a Saudi.

    Mimsey

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  2. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    I just finished " Inside Jihad " by a medical doctor who was a former member of a radical Islamic group.

    Chilling read.

    The West is being busy being tolerant & politically correct. The radical Islamic groups seek death to infidels - us !

    Added : I recently heard that at some college the scale was removed from the gym locker room because it MIGHT be a trigger for some one ! ( I did not make that up ! )
     
    Last edited: Mar 17, 2017
  3. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    This joke would work with 3 Scientologists and a wog.



    :)
     
  4. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    So the modified joke goes like this: (you can see I have weighty things on my reactive mind)

    A wog walks into a bar and sees three 'born-in' Scientologists. He asks them: "What is your opinion on eating meat?"

    The first Scn. responds "What's meat?"

    The second Scn. responds "What's eating?"

    The third Scn. responds "What's an opinion?"


    :p
     
  5. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    If you are going to tweak the joke, lets slather some R on it, and make it even funnier. See revision above. Mimsey
     
  6. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    I like, particularly the slathering of some Ron.




    :)
     
  7. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    scn has become a joke - in & of itself !
     
  8. HelluvaHoax!

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    ..

    A wog walks into a bar, orders a beer and is immediately approached by 2 Scientologists.

    The Scientologists try to disseminate to him by indicating his ruin is alcohol--and that Scientology can handle that.

    Obnosing that Ron's dissem tech is not working, the 2nd Scientologist begins writing KRs on both the wog and the 1st Scientologist for squirreling the tech and hanging out in bars.
     
    Last edited: Mar 18, 2017
  9. George Layton

    George Layton Silver Meritorious Patron

    2 scios walk into a bar.jpg

    Two scientologists walk into a bar.
     
  10. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

  11. HelluvaHoax!

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    Hilarious!!

    That written joke compellingly demonstrates why Dr. Hubbard made verbal tech a suppressive act.





    i.e. try to TELL that joke to someone, lol
     
  12. HelluvaHoax!

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    ..

    Scientologist walks into a bar, orders bartender to give him 10 individual shot glasses filled with whiskey and ten beer mug chasers.

    The bartender doesn't ask any questions and pours a neat row of 10 shot glasses and 10 beers right behind each.

    In less than 30 seconds, the Scientologist efficiently pours back each shot, followed by chugging a beer. The bartender is impressed and asks him: "Feeling a little better now about betraying mankind by allowing that blown Sea Org member to escape your "blow drill"?

    The Scientologist is astonished the wog bartender would know about what just happened. "How did you even know I was a Scientologist?! Was it my looking straight into your eyes without blinking or flinching?"

    "Nope" replies the Bartender.

    "Then it must have been my naval uniform with all the medals, right?"

    "Nope" comes the reply.

    "Was it my powerful command-intention beingness and supernatural presence? I mean, how the hell could you have even known I am a Scientologist?"

    The bartender looks at him a long beat before answering calmly: "It was that blinking red light on your headcam--all you OSA goons forget to turn it off when you come in to get drunk just before you blow the Sea Org yourself".




    (okay, not a particularly funny punchline, but somehow I found it quite............satisfying, LOL)
     
  13. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    A wog walks into a bar full of scilontologists, its smokey, it smells of all the baths they hadn't taken, and there're people shouting at each other while some strange song that sounds like a cow giving birth is blaring from the juke-box.
    "Bartender, can I get a scotch and soda?," he asks.
    "I'm so sorry Sir," replies the bartender, "but all the scotch is gone, some midget walked in here and drank it all, slapped everyone, and rode his little pony out the front door."
    "That must have been quite a scene, " says the wog.
    "oh yes it was sir, it became very quiet for a bit, and I spent hours afterwards cleaning up piles of crumpled paper from the floor..."



    Okay okay, am winging it, needs work ino ino ino :p
     
  14. lotus

    lotus autonomous rebellous

    A wog walk into the bar and order a cheap sctoch...the bartender serves him..
    A $cientolologist walk into the bar, approach close to the bar and say: Hey you CSOHB I want right here right now a scotch

    The bar tenders doesn't see anyone sitting at the bar..he bends over...and now finds the $cientologist

    He calls the buncer and say; Hey kick this mother fuck..midget out of the bar...and tell his mom to raise him properly!

    :coolwink:
     
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2017
  15. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    Three Scientologists and a wog walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

    The leader of Scientology walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we can't serve you; we set the bar pretty high around here".

    Jesus, Mohammad and LRH walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind; we are strictly non-prophet."



    :eyeroll:
     
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2017
  16. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    OK, it IS a funny punchline & the satisfaction comes from pretty sure having seen that guy a few times.

    Here is my version of a joke :

    scn walks into a bar & ask the barkeep " WTF am I" ? The barkeep says " Touch that wall " !

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    SO member in LA walks into the bar & asks the barkeep " Can I have some tap water please " ? Barkeep - astounded - asks why tap water & SO member answers " That's all I can afford ".

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    2 scios in uniform walk in a bar . . . . . the whole place breaks out in laughter.

    <><><><>

    Yes, Dad you DO have to salute me & always address me as sir !
     
  17. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    Jesus, Mohammad and LRH walk into a bar and order drinks.

    Jeez requests that his be "straight up".

    Moh orders his to be "virgin".

    Ron demands that his be served "on the rockslam".



    :p
     
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2017
  18. Gizmo

    Gizmo Rabble Rouser

    1st scio sees 2nd scio order a drink at the bar.

    1st scio writes up 2nd scio with a KR for buying alcohol in a bar & also writes up a 'things that shouldn't be' report for the overt by the 2nd scio of drinking alcohol after having done purify.

    2nd scio is not allowed to start re-do of the purif until worked up to at least a condition of normal on 1st, 3rd, & 4th dynamics. ( AKA : completing RPF )

    2nd scio must also make up damage done by buying a set of Basics & donating to local library.


    Meanwhile, 1st scio blows with 2D of 2nd scio who got dumped by her for being so downstat on so many dynamics.



    Moral of the story ? NEVER EVER get seen buying a drink to carry over to your wog friend sitting at a table in the bar!
     
  19. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    A wog walks into a bar, orders a drink and says, "Hey! Does anyone want to hear a Scientologist joke?" The woman next to him taps his shoulder and says, "Listen mister, I'm a bodybuilder, 5 foot 9 of pure muscle, and I'm a Scientologist. The bouncer over there, he's a martial arts expert and his hands are registered as lethal weapons! He's a Scientologist too! The bartender, she's 6 foot 2, is a roller derby star and is also a Scientologist! So do you still wanna tell that joke?" To which the wog replies...

    "Well not if I gotta explain it three times!"

    ***

    Jesus walks into a bar and puts four nails on the bar top and asks the barman 'Can you put me up for the night?'




    :)
     
    Last edited: Mar 20, 2017
  20. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    An operating thetan goes to a bar and the bartender says "Sorry I can't serve you, you're out of your mind!"​

    or


    An operating thetan goes to a bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry Sir, but we don't serve spirits."

    ***

    Tom Cruise walks into a bar; barman says 'Why the long farce?

    this is variation on the classic:

    A horse walks into a bar; barman says 'Why the long face?'



    :)
     

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