Alanzo is a statpushing blogwhore

Discussion in 'Scientology Celebrities' started by LA SCN, Mar 31, 2010.

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  1. LA SCN

    LA SCN NOT drinking the kool-aid

    I've known Alanzo if not personally then by his writings for over a fiftieth of a century now. He has been my auditor, chat friend and co-poster through all these times, good and bad.

    I've seen a tragic pattern to his behavior - his withdrawals and returns (rollercoaster), changes in avatar (identity crisis), and a profusion of gaudily jpegged postings (illustrations of grandeur) and a proclivity to dominate this board (megalomania).

    If this is not handled I fear he may fall victim to the dreaded TRAUMATIC POST SYNDROME (if not Carpal Tunnel Syndrome).

    I propose we as his friends get him into a 12 step program for bloggers before its too late for our great friend, Alanzo.
     
  2. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    NO!!!!:omg:

    Quit being so subversive LA SCN. You are obviously trying to ruin our community here. Next thing you know you'll be trying to "handle" Zinj, or "putting ethics in" on Paul.

    BACK OFF!!!!!!!!
     
  3. The Great Zorg

    The Great Zorg Gold Meritorious Patron

    Ethics!

    OK, I'm reporting both of you! Reading this is Dev-t. That's two Dev-t Reports, one False Report Report (mine), one Enturbulation Report, one I Feel Like Bullying Someone Report Report, three more Dev-T reports, 1/2 of a Job Endangerment Report and 6 Ritz Cracker Reports (just made that up as I'm munching on them at the moment... sorry). :coolwink:
     
  4. LA SCN

    LA SCN NOT drinking the kool-aid

    Do cc me on the ritz cracker reports, please!!
     
  5. Rene Descartes

    Rene Descartes Gold Meritorious Patron

    Dear LA SCN

    Just because what you write about alanzo is true...

    Just because all those thigns you claim are true...

    Just because alanzo would readily admit that what you write is true...

    Does not mean that what alanzo is doing wrong!

    But still it is good that you have your concerns.

    And I am sure alanzo wil show his gratitude towards you.

    By the way you do know that this will give him an excuse to come to this thread and lay down a quick 5 or 6 posts to pad his stats evern moreso.

    Rd00
     
  6. LA SCN

    LA SCN NOT drinking the kool-aid

    I'm not hobby horsing around here! :angry:

    This is an urgent rush hand route hill 10 heavy hussar action and don't try any misdirection!! :grouch:

    The whole agonizing future of ESMB and every man, woman and child on it hangs in the balance!! :omg:

    And if you have any reports on Zinj or Paul you'd better forward them to me ASAP!! :coolwink:
     
  7. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

  8. Alanzo

    Alanzo Banned

    I am not a blogwhore!
     
  9. Alanzo

    Alanzo Banned

    FALSE REPORT REPORT
    REPORT

    I would like to file a False Report Report Report on LA Scn's report of me as a "statpushing blogwhore".

    I am not a blogwhore.

    I might be a blogsleaze, or even a blogslut, BUT I AM NOT a BLOGWHORE!!!

    This is true,

    Alanzo
     
  10. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    Spoken like a trained spokesperson for the CoS. :thumbsup:
     
  11. Alanzo

    Alanzo Banned

    I must say, as well, that it was a nice touch putting this thread in the "Scientology Celebrities" forum.

    I can not think of a better place to put me.
     
  12. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    Careful 'Lanzodillo. I think maybe LA SCN wants to put you in the ESMB RPF.
     
  13. byte301

    byte301 Crusader

    So what are YOUR crimes, LA SCN??? Hmmm?
     
  14. EP - Ethics Particle

    EP - Ethics Particle Gold Meritorious Patron

    Reports, chits, etc

    Did ya consider filing a "Job Endangerment Chit", Alanzo :confused2: Just ta be on the safe side...when the chit hits the fan. :p

    EP
     
  15. The Great Zorg

    The Great Zorg Gold Meritorious Patron

    OK, you're both declared Suppressive Person's!

    Also, everyone who reads this is declared a Suppressive Person.

    In addition, anyone who even thinks about this thread is declared a Suppressive Person.

    As a matter of fact,...

    SUPPRESSIVE PEOPLE DECLARE

    Due to continuous overts and withholds: extreme and/or meaningless,
    making mistakes and being human, everyone on planet Earth
    is hereby declared (a) Suppressive Person(s).

    Each citizen of Earth is to report back to their Supreme Being
    for proper handling. That is their only contact until they come to their senses.

    Those people of Earth that have no Supreme Being can report to the
    nearest rock or reasonable icon or facsimile thereof, or not.

    All citizens of Earth currently clammated must first deprogram to the
    degree that their thinking has returned and then blow, permanently.


    :thumbsup:
     
  16. nexus100

    nexus100 Gold Meritorious Patron

    I've known Alanzo a long time now, so I feel particularly able to comment on this.
     
  17. Alanzo

    Alanzo Banned

    There are a lot of people on this thread who are saying that they know me now.

    But do you know every inch of my body?

    No you don't.

    Only my ex-wife does.

    And I don't see any reports here from her.
     
  18. Emma

    Emma Mother of Dragons Administrator

    Hey Alanzo, I changed your avatar to reflect your new blogwhore status :)

    I hope you like it :)
     
  19. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

  20. LA SCN

    LA SCN NOT drinking the kool-aid

    With all due respect...

    I love you, man.
     

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