CSN Desperate for Content

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  1. RSS Feed

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    There is a new post up at the Mike Rinder's Blog

    CSN Desperate for Content

    Apparently the CSN is short of content to put on the air. If you have ever tried to watch it, you will know this is true. They have about 24 hours of total programming that they repeat over and over. It’s almost entirely the same stuff on today as was airing the day it launched. […]

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  2. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    "Here's the church and there's the steeple.
    Open the door and ...where are all the people?"
     
  3. triumph

    triumph Patron Meritorious

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  4. screamer2

    screamer2 Occam's Ball Crusher

    Can the clams still detect and respond to irony and hyperbole?
    Or have they fallen too far downward along their dwindling spiral to nothingness?
     
  5. Teanntás

    Teanntás Silver Meritorious Patron

    https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/scientology.tv

    Global rank 210,357 down 45,802 positions in the last 3 months

    United States 137,541

    exscn.net
    United States 116,488

    tonyortega.org

    Global rank 120,761

    United States 23,061

    scientology.org

    Global rank 149,569 down 37,079 positions in the last 3 months

    United States 41,819
     
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  6. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Gold Meritorious Sponsor

    Oh no! That's can't be right! Scientology, "the world's fastest growing religion", has never, never, never had a downstat in 68 years!

    This has got to be false data! I am sure that Scientologists have "false data stripped" this wrong information out of their reactive minds---so that they can blinklessly hold their position and not--um, react.

    I have reached out to a Scientology scholar to get clarification on this downtone entheta black-PR being, so that we can shatter this suppressive data and get on with the job of clearing this planet.

    [VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT]: PHONE CONVERSATION WITH NOTED SCIENTOLOGY SCHOLAR AND OT VII!

    HH
    So, as I said, a lot of folks are going around trying
    to say that Scientology has downstats on the internet
    and that the 24 hour cable channel is a huge fail.

    BILLY BLOWDOWN
    LOL, that really makes me laugh. We are winning
    at such huge unprecedented orders of magnitude on
    the 4th dynamic, clearing this planet--on this planet.

    HH
    So, can you give our readers an r-factor on why those
    Alexa internet rankings keep showing that Scientology's
    popularity stats are crashing down? Who is
    putting out this false data, the psychs, right?

    BILLY BLOWDOWN
    No, actually it's not false data. The stats are actually
    really fantastic! We're winning like never before!

    HH
    Definitely...but why did we go lower in the internet rankings
    by 45,802 positions in the last three months alone?

    BILLY BLOWDOWN
    That's because we are putting order in on this planet and
    the confusion is blowing off. So, naturally, we had to declare,
    expel and disconnect ten million SPs.

    HH
    So, you're saying that our stats are really crashed? OMG!

    BILLY BLOWDOWN
    Our stats are actually up. Because we don't want unethical or
    suppressive persons looking at our websites or cable channel.
    Our "SPs DECLARED" stat is in a 30 year non-stop power trend!

    HH
    Okay, I kind of get it. But isn't declaring 10 million people in
    90 days a bit much? I mean how did we even do that many
    com evs---and who are those people anyways?

    BILLY BLOWDOWN
    Oh they are all liars who tried to sabotage our church.
    We got rid of them all, so now we can really flourish and prosper.

    HH
    Ten million liars? Wutttt?

    BILLY BLOWDOWN
    Yeah, they all lied and falsely attested, to make us
    look bad and destroy our excellent PR with the public.


    HH
    Wow, I never even heard about that.
    What did they falsely attest to?


    BILLY BLOWDOWN
    To being Scientologists. They weren't really Scientologists
    because they all blew...just to make us look like liars
    when we claimed Scientology had ten million members.

    HH
    Jeez, to be honest, I am kinda disappointed we don't
    really have 10 million members. So how many do
    we really have?

    BILLY BLOWDOWN
    Well not that we have successfully declared and kicked
    all those fake Scientologists off our lines, our stats are
    better than they have ever been, on this planet!

    HH
    Wow, if it's not confidential, can you give me a briefing
    on our unprecedented expansion stats?

    BILLY BLOWDOWN
    Sure, our planetary dissemination program has kicked into
    high gear and millions upon millions of new people are flooding
    in to see our introductory film!

    HH
    Wow, really? I was in the Ideal Org all week on course and
    nobody even came in the org to do an OCA. Are you sure
    about millions upon millions seeing our introductory film?

    BILLY BLOWDOWN
    Absolutely, you can look it up online yourself. Just
    check the box-office numbers for Tom Cruise's newest
    Mission Impossible film. Total Blockbuster!


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  7. Scientology TV's website has been buffering / loading for like 20 minutes now. I haven't seen a single frame of video footage. Did the cult remove the servers giving us the internet feed?

    My web browser is not the latest and greatest, but it works well. Two weeks ago I was watching some inane Scientology TV program or other and it worked fine (just to suck their bandwidth, I wasn't really listening to it).

    I guess DM needed another reason to nag the whales for money, got his TV network off the ground, and is now cutting expenses to the bone.

    Is it still on cable (I don't have cable, so I don't know)?
     
  8. Leland

    Leland Crusader

    IMO the Cult has plenty of content....

    Someone has just decided not to air it.

    For example.

    There was a great film the Cult showed me, back in 1973? It was called Detecting E-meter Reads and it started David Mayo in a spoof of a 1950's Detective...wearing a trench coat.

    I'm sure this would be rather entertaining ....:p

    Or how about some of those other 70's films....with those 70's looks....the long hair and wide lapel shirts? Also very entertaining...

    I'm sure they have lots of film tucked away...
     
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  9. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    Billy could be right about all this (as usual). Back some years ago Mike Rinder declared that it was the Scientology Golden Age of Suppressive Persons:
    https://www.mikerindersblog.org/scientology-golden-age-of-sp-declares/

    I'm grateful that we have such an insider who makes himself available for interviews such as this. :cool:
     
  10. Perhaps Scientology decided to stop paying their hosting company. I have the "economy" package from my cable TV provider, which consists of internet access but NO cable TV channels or "bundled services". The internet is the only way I can get the cult's programming, and it is thankfully still gone from the Net.
     
  11. Maybe they can't show the old films because all of the Scientologists in them blew? ;)

    Their website "Scientology TV" is still not streaming video/sound to my browser. I hope someone will post here and tell us if they are still broadcasting on their cable TV channel.

    (Although, if you just want to convince a few whales to keep donating huge sums of money, just like with the Super Bowl ads, "narrowcasting" would be a better choice of words here.)
     
  12. Chris Shugart

    Chris Shugart Patron

    Captain Xenu is still an option. Episode 01 production is in progress.

    Preview Episode
     
  13. ThetanExterior

    ThetanExterior Gold Meritorious Patron

    Scientology TV is still playing on youtube.
     

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