OSA FREAKS OUT ON LARRY ANDERSON...
OSA AGENT: That bastard Anderson is just murdering us us with his media interviews. What are we gonna do?!!
OSA BOSS: We have no choice, we have to cut him a check for $120,000.
OSA AGENT: We can't just do that, it'll put us at effect and set a bad example for the thousands of others demanding repayments!
OSA BOSS: Okay, we will apply Ron's tech and handle the hell out of that SP!
OSA AGENT: What do we do boss, just tell me? I'll do anything to get revenge on that treasonous DB!
OSA BOSS: On the memo line of the check, write the words "We don't have to pay you back your money!"
OSA AGENT: Brilliant! That puts us at total cause and it will totally introvert and shatter him so he feels like blowing his brains out!
OSA BOSS: Right! Now call Freedom Mag and publish this as another example of how Scientology is the only game where everyone wins!