OSA, you still there ?

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  1. Lohan2008

    Lohan2008 Gold Meritorious Patron

    Would like to hear any stories about OSA still " listening" in on members post / private lives.
    I always wonder who goes to buy Toilet Paper when there is no cadets left to go shopping.... yes OSA this worries SP dreams.
     
  2. dchoiceisalwaysrs

    dchoiceisalwaysrs Gold Meritorious Patron

    Are there enough OSA even left to listen in?

    I have been thinking that the only part of "OT ORGs" that anyone in has time to do is to pour the coal on the purpose of 'to deceive' but even that is being fully dissected and exposed and DM will now have to issue an MCOpolicy letter titled "IDLE MORGS". subtitled, dropping your hat and packing your bags to join the great exodus. :yes:
     
  3. TrevAnon

    TrevAnon Big List researcher

    Okay, you caught me.

    I am OSA. :coolwink:
     
  4. R2-45

    R2-45 Silver Meritorious Patron

    What with them being all oat-tea and stuff, they don't buy toilet paper, they just "mock it up" and "pull it in". It's like mining for cake. Easy as pie. And so forth, don't you see.

    Hip Hip Horray!

    :hysterical:
     
  5. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    Buy toilet paper?

    Isn't there a policy letter that instructs you to use newspaper instead? :read:

    Waste $ on toilet paper? Bah!
     
  6. BunnySkull

    BunnySkull Silver Meritorious Patron

    I thought "borrowing" toilet rolls from gas station restrooms, public libraries, etc...was part of the tech in the red or green volumes. If its not, I'm sure Hubbard would be kicking himself that it wasn't included as a cost saving measure for staff and SO. (Course Hubbard would wipe his own ass with spun silk.)
     
  7. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

    And then use newspaper used as toilet paper to clean windows with? Wouldn't that be out tech?
     
  8. R2-45

    R2-45 Silver Meritorious Patron

    It's all out-tech.

    It's $cientology.
     
  9. SpectrumV

    SpectrumV Patron

    OSA HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

    All OSA staff are s.c.o.h.b.
    At least the ones that aren't c.i.c.s.
     
  10. strativarius

    strativarius Comfortably Numb

    I have absolutely no idea WTF you are talking about sorry.
     
  11. 10oriocookies

    10oriocookies Patron with Honors

    Yes they are still there. End of thread.
     
  12. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

    Here's a ESMB primer on acronyms.

    SCOHB = Sucks cocks on Hollywood Boulevard. A famous Miscavige quote. The full quote is "You suck cocks on Hollywood Boulevard" screamed ragingly with Tone 40 antagonism.

    CICS = Counter intentioned cock sucker. I'm pretty sure this is another Miscavige potty mouth saying.
     
    Last edited: Aug 16, 2014
  13. Leland

    Leland Crusader

    Sounds like the little man with lifts in his shoes.....has a lot of attention on cock sucking.... :confused2:
     
  14. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

    Yeah. Makes you wonder!
     
  15. anonomog

    anonomog Gold Meritorious Patron

    Stratvarius to clay demo now?
     
  16. smartone

    smartone My Own Boss

    I reckon they're too busy to bother about what we're saying.
     
  17. strativarius

    strativarius Comfortably Numb

    Thanks for that anonomog. AAMOF I came across the first one a couple of weeks ago but forgot it again. Duh!

    Edit: Thanks to Operating DB for the original interpretation. It's way past my bedtime, sorrry.
     
    Last edited: Aug 17, 2014
  18. Leland

    Leland Crusader

    More proof that the little man with lifts in his shoes......is making up his own tech....:biggrin:

    Or perhaps he is talking from his own personal experiences...:confused2:
     
  19. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

    LOL! I undeterminedly imagined that completed clay demo! What a visual! LOL
     
  20. R2-45

    R2-45 Silver Meritorious Patron

    Simple application of the tech.
    One pulls in what one resists.
    The asthmatic dwarf is simply pulling in cs.
     

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