Pasadena Idle Morgue Looking For Auditors

Discussion in 'Leaks - Emails, Promo, Insider Info' started by Free Being Me, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Free Being Me

    Free Being Me Crusader

    I have feeling they will be looking for a looooong time.
  2. Jachs

    Jachs Gold Meritorious Patron

    Is that Cobs forged LRH signature ??

    aesthetics, glitzy, ritzy ad, i prefer the old handwritten one, had more meat.
  3. dianaclass8

    dianaclass8 Silver Meritorious Patron

    Maybe they also lost the copyrights to the signature! LOL
  4. jenni with an eye

    jenni with an eye Silver Meritorious Patron

    Don't they mean
    'few apply and all are chosen'? :D

    or is it any who apply get themselves frozen ? :D

    or is it any who apply get their bank accounts frozen? :D
  5. dianaclass8

    dianaclass8 Silver Meritorious Patron


    Here is the signature for comparison :coolwink:
  6. JimJam

    JimJam Patron with Honors

    What's with the "Greatest push in the last 2500 Years" bit?

    Who was pushing for auditors or global clearing 2500 years ago?
  7. MafiaWog

    MafiaWog Patron

    Gah! Help them find some commas as well, as they seem to have lost a couple...
  8. Jachs

    Jachs Gold Meritorious Patron

    Thats better!!! comparing those signatures id say your right, they lost the copyright!!

    All the hard work went into the picture!
  9. Hoodwinked

    Hoodwinked Patron with Honors

    Good one Jenni.

  10. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Gold Meritorious Sponsor

    At the PASADENA IDEAL ORG opening ceremony the first speaker almost immediately and proudly proclaimed that they have 180 STAFF MEMBERS!

    It is my understanding from reliable sources that they have 20-30 staff maximum.

    Anybody have that link to the speech?

    The moment I heard that "180 staff" I knew that the people behind the "Ideal Org" were not "Ideal People" because they quite knowingly lied.

    But that didn't stop the imported crowds from rent-a-parishioner from cheering loudly about their amazing expansion.
  11. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire


    One cannot copyright a signature. The image is the official one on file with the United States Patent and Trademark Office of the signature that is still trademarked, currently #111 on my comprehensive list of CofS trademarks at

    However, it is only trademarked in the category "IC 041. US 107. G & S: educational services; namely, planning and conducting courses in the fields of religion, education and philosophy. FIRST USE: 19850000. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19850000," so cannot be used for recruiting staff. Well, it can't if they are trying to follow the law, not a strong point with the CofS.

  12. TG1

    TG1 Angelic Poster

    DoF, that was awesome.

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