PERTH Org Newsletter/Promo Leak Thread

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  1. Zhent

    Zhent Leakus Maximus

    Following on from the Melbourne newsletter/promo leak thread this thread is for all matters Perth.


    First, the latest:

    Perth Newsletter - circa March 11 2012

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    Perth Staff Promo and Success Story

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    Compared to Melbourne, Perth (and the rest of Australia) is pretty dead so there is not a huge lot to post. However there is some very interesting fundraising newsletters in the backlog which will be posted.

    Edit: Lets start now, here is one from last month:

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    Youngest Humanitarian? What nonsense. Any rich Scientology family could easily put in $100,000 in their childs name (and have done). Whats more this seems to be one of Perth's greatest claims to fame, they have pimped this 'youngest humanitarian' thing for MANY months (having no other good news to report I suppose). I will try and see how far back it goes.
     
  2. Infinite

    Infinite Crusader

    ..

    Ummm . . . oh, never mind.
     
  3. Zhent

    Zhent Leakus Maximus

    On to some more quality lulz

    Perth Newsletter circa February 2012

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    "Woo Hoo 20 people showed up to our event!!"
     
  4. scooter

    scooter Gold Meritorious Patron

    :facepalm:
     
  5. FoTi

    FoTi Crusader

    Looks like Amy Hong is a rich young lady....or at least she was. :unsure:

    What is a Humanitarian as relates to an Ideal Org? Does this mean that she gave a certain amount of money toward the Ideal Org? :confused2:
     
  6. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Oh my.

    Erm, yeh, nothing quite says 'spiritual growth' like beating each other with batons!:duh:


    Crikey.
     
  7. Gottabrain

    Gottabrain Guest


    OMG Zhent! You have GOT to post that success story on the 100 Stupidest Things About Scientology thread!! Crikey, they offered that poor kid a contract at 4 years old and he CAN'T IMAGINE LIFE OUTSIDE!!

    I can't believe they are publishing that as a promotion piece! :duh:

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  8. Petey C

    Petey C Silver Meritorious Patron

    She actually signed her staff contract at the age of 4. That's gobsmackingly eye-rollingly insane.

    I notice that over there in WA they're a bit more phlegmatic, not as much hyperbole as down here in the land of the Yarra. But aren't they supposed to be having a mining boom and be rolling in gold? Why aren't they out in Karratha disseminating out there? :biggrin:

    They don't know how funny that line about leprechaun gold is (ie that it's not acceptable as it melts away by morning).
     
  9. Zhent

    Zhent Leakus Maximus

    $100,000

    I will also be posting a list of top Perth Ideal Org donors later.


    You aint seen nothing yet.


    Feel free to post it around :)
     
  10. Opter

    Opter Silver Meritorious Patron




    I knew a boy who signed a SO contract when he was about 6. When I asked the mother to why he signed at such a young age and did she think he really understood what he was doing? she said that it showed his intentions for the future.:eyeroll::eyeroll::eyeroll:


    Opter
     
  11. Gottabrain

    Gottabrain Guest

    I actually think child labour laws forbid this. I'm sending this one on to Sen Xenophon. I don't believe a parent has the "right" to approve this, and it's stated right there that the child SIGNED A STAFF CONTRACT. WTF?! Pretty hard to call it volunteer work after that, isn't it?
     
  12. Purple Rain

    Purple Rain Crusader

    Still rofling at the "great sense of relief you get from being on staff. Its like this huge weight ¡s taken off your shoulders."

    I must have been doing it wrong!

    But how about that Amy Hong, eh? Nothing gets in her way! She's a bit of a honey badger, isn't she?
     
  13. supafreak

    supafreak Patron Meritorious

    Well, yeah...she doesn't have to drag around a wallet that's full of money that she earned at a job where they pay a real living wage. :coolwink:
     
  14. GoNuclear

    GoNuclear Gold Meritorious Patron

    Yes, she is a hottie. What a waste.

    Pete
     
  15. Sadness

    Sadness Patron

    More and more I read these things and now, that I am free and am reading great writings of master authors, I understand how woeful the education is for scientologist. I'm no one to be able to criticize but there are some obviously bad mistakes of language.

    "I have been one staff for nearing five years"

    What is this? It is ridiculous! This is supposed to be applying LRH educational tech? Any legitimized publication producing such things would be an immediate laughingstock!

    How sad that they do not even know how ignorant they are. Pity all who are in the church.
     
  16. Zhent

    Zhent Leakus Maximus

    News from the West!

    And its a cascade!

    Perth Newsletter - Issue 4

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  17. Petey C

    Petey C Silver Meritorious Patron

    Dear oh dear. This is very sad. Those dutiful success stories.
     
  18. TheRealNoUser

    TheRealNoUser Patron with Honors

    A Humanitarian is defined in the Tech Dictionary:

    Humanitarian - A Scientologist who used to be a vegetarian, but who now eats humans up and spits them out.
     
  19. FoTi

    FoTi Crusader

    I thought they just didn't bother to proofread, but maybe it really is just ignorance. :confused2:
     
  20. FoTi

    FoTi Crusader

    That must be a newer version of the Tech Dictionary....a DM squirrel version??? Mine is older....doesn't have that definition. :coolwink:

    I guess with that newer definition DM can now claim he is a Humanitarian. :eyeroll:
     

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