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A school that takes 2 year-olds? That's called a nursery here. You have to have very specific credentials to care for children that young.
It's okay, they have the credentials.
All staff at the nursery there have done THE BASICS which includes "A History of Man", providing "...a cold-blooded, factual account of children's last 76 trillion years".
And nursery Senior Executives have all done clay demos of Ron's use the chain locker on 3 year olds and why their hysterical crying should be ignored for several days while they were imprisoned in the cold, dark depths. Like Ron, all nursery execs must "feel good about" this tech and F/N on it.