Scientology gangster movie.

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by The Anabaptist Jacques, Mar 6, 2015.

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  1. I thought the movie "The Master" was terribly disappointing.

    And for those who stayed awake through it I think there should be a movie showing the organized criminality of Scientology.

    Maybe call it "The Chairman."

    I don't know how to write a screenplay, but I have some ideas for dialogue.

    Please, everyone join in and add some lines you feel fit.

    Here's mine:

    "Make him a Tech estimate he can't refuse."

    "He sleeps with the RPFers."

    "Disconnection? It's not personal, it's technology."

    "Leave the cannoli, take the toilet paper."

    "The policy didn't come from Miscavige. He's just a punk. The policy came from Hubbard all along."

    "Every time I try to get out they pull me back in."

    And one last one that is appropriate:

    "Say hello to my little friend."

    The Anabaptist Jacques
     
  2. ForLease

    ForLease Maximus Squirrel

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    How I always imagine the end of Miscavige...

    [video=youtube;OjzKiEs_pHI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjzKiEs_pHI[/video]
     
  3. ForLease

    ForLease Maximus Squirrel

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    Although, really, as short as he is, this is more appropriate:

    [video=youtube;TgGngBampYg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgGngBampYg[/video]
     
  4. Emma

    Emma Mother of Dragons Administrator

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    Where's my R2-45? I need to end cycle on that cocksucker!
     
  5. ForLease

    ForLease Maximus Squirrel

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    Joe Pesci's language is much cleaner than Miscavige's, but still...

    [video=youtube;E84VqqCPI7w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E84VqqCPI7w[/video]
     
  6. ForLease

    ForLease Maximus Squirrel

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    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing Scientologists he'd dropped his body on purpose.
     
  7. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron

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    Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
    (Whoops, that's from the psycho-taxi driver genre')

    You've got til Thursday at 2:00 to get out of town.
    (Sorry, wrong genre' again)

    Nice little field practice ya got here. Be a shame if it burned down.
    (How's that?)

    Top of the world, Ma!

    And finally,

    Ill tell you what you can do. You can act like a homo Novus!
     
  8. Re: Scientology ganster movie.

    I think you mean "Top of the bridge, Ma!"

    The Anabaptist Jacques
     
  9. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron

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    Much better!
     
  10. Lurker5

    Lurker5 Gold Meritorious Patron

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    This is hysterical :hysterical: :bump2:
     
  11. oneonewasaracecar

    oneonewasaracecar Gold Meritorious Patron

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    "You dirty SP."
    James Cagney

    "Rex Fowler sends his regards."

    "In 20 years, Narconon will be 100% legitimate."
    Michael Corleone
     
  12. Dean Blair

    Dean Blair Silver Meritorious Patron

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    Sec checker: I want the truth to this question. Did you post on ESMB last week?

    PC: The truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH.
     
  13. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

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    ..

    Stolen from the Stupid Thread. . .






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  14. HelluvaHoax!

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    ...

    Also stolen from the Stupid Thread. . .



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  15. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Re: Scientology ganster movie.


    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:



     
  16. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

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    :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

    And always with that horrible, stupid awful HAT! :duh: lol
     
  17. HelluvaHoax!

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    Scientology Gangster

    ...

    More Mixed Mobster Metaphors. . .

    "Only don't tell me you're in[STRIKE]nocent[/STRIKE] ethics.
    Because it insults m
    y [STRIKE]intelligence[/STRIKE] case gain.
    And makes me angry. Very angry. "
     
  18. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

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    LOLOLOL

    Well.......yeah! Of course he's always wearing that horrible, stupid awful HAT. It's a talisman. Kind of like magic Mormon underwear. It's tech!


    "When you wear your hat you cannot
    become the adverse effect of anything."

    -Dr. L. Ron Hubbard-
    (Noted nuclear physicist, planet clearer and sector salvager
    who did not become the adverse effect of process servers nor death)


     
    Last edited: Mar 6, 2015
  19. Leland

    Leland Crusader

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    Hilarious thread.....:biggrin:

    "make him a tech estimate he can't refuse...."

    (i think someone already did that one...)

    He sleeps with the SPs.....

    Secret communications by teletype....LOL

    We'll FES you forever.....

    You're part of the family (cult) now.... The only way out....is to.......

    We'll take your first born....if you want to do OT 8

    I'll do you this one favor....but I need your credit card number first....
     
  20. afaceinthecrowd

    afaceinthecrowd Gold Meritorious Patron

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    "Try the beans and rice...It's the best in the Sea Org."