Here it is, a post that will upset everybody. The antis will hate any mention of technology, the KSW types will dislike the use of Excalibur, and at least one RONS Org won't like the fact that a mere mortal is inventing technology. So without further ado, I give you THE STUPID CUPID RUNDOWN! Helena THE STUPID CUPID RUNDOWN For those who are hopelesslessly in love with someone they cannot have, and who have been unable to move on. Prerequisites: Dianetics, Excalibur Theory: being "in love" is an intense feeling of wanting to be with another person. When two people are in love with each other, it can be wonderful. But perhaps the other person is just not interested, or already has someone else in their life they intend to stay with. Love that goes only one way can be very painful. Part of what being in love is is a telepathic comm line between the two parties. If the love is not mutual, this line will ordinarily fade out over time, and everybody can move on. But if this line is repeatedly "energized", the desire and the hurt and the pain can last for decades. Those of you who are familiar with Excalibur know that there is a vast network of enslaved disembodied beings that exists for the purpose of keeping people under control. Part of this is to tamper with people's emotions and keep them stressed and unable to fully function in life. This network will connect up with people in an attempt to get one or both to fall in love with one another. A specialized cluster -- called a "plug" in Excalibur terminology -- will form a THREE-way comm line connecting BOTH parties to the network. The network will then keep the line energized, sometimes to the complete ruin of one or both of the people involved. This is the reality behind the Cupid legend. Here are the steps of the rundown, to be run on the heartbroken one: (1) 2WC on the love relationship that was (or wasn't). Get all relevant details. (2) Recalls on different times both parties interacted, whether as part of a relationship or not. Steer the processing client to earlier and later times, alternately, but take whatever's offered. Continue until recalls come easily. (3) Dianetic R3RA on the breakup itself (or when it became obvious there wasn't going to be a relationship in the first place). Try to get the first point at which it first started to be recognized this was going to happen. (It doesn't matter if anyone is Clear or not.) (4) Now run Dianetic R3RA on the entire time both parties knew each other in this lifetime. Run through it like an incident. (5) Ask if they knew each other in a previous lifetime. If there is any charge on that, including if and when any relationship ended in death, run it out Dianetically. (6) Excalibur step: ask if there are any plugs (specialized clusters) with a three-way monitor still telepathically connecting both parties together. Handle whatever's found to a blow with Excalibur. (The processing client may originate they want to complete this step solo. If so, let them run it out solo but check to make sure the plug is fully gone.) Note: Excalibur technology is rather complicated and it is not the intention of the above to explain Excalibur in detail. To be able to do this rundown successfully, please take an Excalibur course from a qualified group first.