Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology PART 4

Discussion in 'Evaluating and Criticising Scientology' started by HelluvaHoax!, Apr 25, 2017.

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  1. screamer2

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    Do orgs still maintain an LRH Office space complete with an ashtray and pack of filterless Kool cigarettes on the desk? If so, how do they manage to do that since smoking is outlawed in work environments these days?

    And on those cigarettes, don't they have to be 'fresh' as if the old man could suddenly appear at any instant and start running the org show? So they would need to be replaced from time to time, right?

    What happens to those old cigarettes? Is there a bleary-eyed staff member hacking through those discarded filterless Kools in some sealed air-tight understair closet office at every org?

    The liability alone (if the staff member coughed up a lung or otherwise became effect of those expired cigarettes) would qualify as top 100 stupid wouldn't it?
     
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    Incredible boldness on the part of Scientology. They are first and foremost the most "remorseless" liars anyone has ever seen. At least Islamic Jihadis and other death cults, are not knowingly lying.

    In Scientology, lying is a sport!

    Well, let's spend 10 seconds here to break down the cult's PSYCH HATE exhibit in the mall.

    1. They don't tell the public they are Scientology.
    2. They don't tell the public that it is actually Ron Hubbard that hates/fears psychs and that is what their outrageously moronic Orwellian hate exhibit is based on.
    3. They put up a Christmas Seasonal hate exhibit. Not bad for a cult that boldly lies about being accepting of Christians' belief in Jesus.
    4. Then, they flash violent images that are calculated to "enturbulate" passers-by, many of which are children!
    5. They don't tell the public that their "EVERYONE MUST HATE PSYCHIATRY" campaign is supposed to make public individuals feel that Scientology is a good thing. For one purpose and one purpose only--so that they will (over time) become a paying cult member.


    Scientology: Purveyors of spiritual pornography, lies & fraud. But they want to join in the Christmas spirit and bring "Joy To The World" by setting up shop in malls and on street-corners, trying with all their might to pretend to be normal people. Never has a cult so miserably failed to measure the rejection and ridicule that emanates from people randomly walking by them---as Scientologists so perfectly showcase their extreme mental illness.

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    Talking about Scientologists' proud lie that their cult accepts all religions, here is another inconvenient fact besides Hubbard's tape recorded statement that "There was no Christ!" It's from another thread about self-promoting "Christian" Scientologist Joy Villa's delusional dream of becoming an elected Congresswoman.

    If there is any miracle (in either Scientology or Christianity), it is the inexplicably mysterious miracle of why all the world's Christian leaders and the Pope himself don't instantly declare Scientology as the work of the Devil--demanding that all Christians disavow and disconnect from Scientologists.​

    That would be kind of a cool motivator Karma, right? LOL​

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    Cross-posted from another thread about Scientology's "religious angle" that pretends to embrace all religions.
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    Scientology not only triggers cognitive dissonance, it actually teaches it as part of the cult's "sacred scripture". Scientologists are simultaneously trained to believe that:

    --- There is no slightest conflict whatsoever between being a Scientologist and the devout practice of Christianity and Islam.

    --- That Jesus & Muhammed and their horrifically duped followers are all "dramatizing" trillions-year-old "implants" designed to trick, enslave and degrade all mankind.


    How amazing is Scientology that you can snidely mock Jesus as a lie ("...the man on the cross--there was no Christ!" -Hubbard1), and with the twisted look of scorn still on your face, begin praising Jesus, Christianity and the holy celebration of Christmas. Scientologists make a huge show of creating snowy "Christmas Wonderlands" for children and posing as festively dressed, cheery-faced carolers!

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    Yes, folks. These are Scientologists on the prowl for raw meat to convert! (LINK)
    Apparently, the surveys showed that wogs would be willing to spend
    $ 500,000 to get superpowers--if they were first approached
    by Scientologists who had just drilled how to
    grin and mock up cheerfulness when
    speaking to DB implant victims.


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    1 wiki link to: Jesus in Scientology

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    WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF L. RON HUBBARD HAD INSTEAD DECIDED
    TO RUN SCIENTOLOGY USING A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS MODEL, LIKE MC DONALDS,
    INSTEAD OF PRETENDING IT WAS A MIRACULOUS RELIGION THAT
    GAVE PEOPLE SUPERNATURAL POWERS?


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    HOW WOULD THAT HAVE WORKED OUT?


    WHAT IF HUBBARD HAD ACTUALLY STOPPED
    PROMOTING ACCEPTABLE TRUTHS & BIG LIES?



    WHAT WOULD SCIENTOLOGY LOOK LIKE TODAY
    IF HUBBARD HAD STARTED SELLING
    INSTEAD OF TELLING
    WHOPPERS?



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  8. lotus

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    WoW!


    Look at those gorgeous lovely smiles

    They win, they cognite, they postulate...
    Wanna hug , wanna nice warm and tight hug :p


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    Or


    A scientology hug like this ????


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    :p

    That makes pop-up some mental images in my operating teatan theta beingness
    ''no, no, no, no... ..I won't be effect of it...no way....I am cause over those time track restimulation.'' :D
     
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    Scientology not only offers TOTAL FREEDOM but can deliver all your dreams in no time!

    FAST-FOOD FREEDOM!


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  10. screamer2

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    In keeping with the Christmas holiday spirit, I think that should read: "Yes, folks. These are Scientologists on the prowl for raw meat to render!"
     
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    LOL

    I need to 'get off a withhold'. I had to look up render in a dictionary. . .

    Then, I committed a crime by not using the word in sentences until I felt good about it.

    Compounding the suppressive overt, I reactively laughed, F/Ned---and still feel good about your unethical J&D punchline!

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    render
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    5. melt down (fat).
    "the fat was being cut up and rendered for lard"
    synonyms: melt down, clarify, "the fat can be rendered"
    process (the carcass of an animal) in order to extract proteins, fats, and other usable parts.
    "the rendered down remains of sheep"



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    While we are on the subject of Hubbard's whoppers, acceptable truths and other Big Lies, I wondered if there was a list of the most notorious liars in history and who might be on it.

    Well, of course, it's the Internet so if you can think of it, it's on there!

    Not only were there multiple lists of the greatest liars in history, there were closely parallel compilations of the greatest swindlers in history.

    The world hasn't caught up to "The Commodore's" preposterous hoax Scientology (yet), so his name didn't appear on the first few lists I saw. But assuredly he will be on all of those lists, easily passing other nefariously famous con men. For example, we see Alister Crowley ("...my very good friend", Hubbard proudly states on a taped lecture) as one of history's biggest liars.

    We also see the Charles Ponzi in the very top positions on those lists. Recall that Ponzi was the world-class hustler who amassed great fortunes for himself around 1920 in the archetypical "Ponzi Scheme". One list had Ponzi as high as #4 which I found to be an obvious choice since his lying and fraud was so flamboyantly ridiculous. But then, I strongly suspected that Hubbard should easily be higher than #4 if for no other reason that the sheer audacity, size and scale of the hoax--and the number of dollars swindled.

    So, I looked into it, wondering HOW MUCH DID PONZI ACTUALLY MAKE COMPARED TO HUBBARD?

    ANSWER: Ponzi's clients lost appx. $20M. Those 1920 dollars would be worth about $293M in 2017. By comparison, Hubbard's clients lost BILLIONS of dollars trying to obtain miraculous godlike superpowers.

    Scientologists would explain these very problematic comparative metrics ($293M vs Billions) by proudly stating that their Founder was clearly and obviously far "more upstat" than Charles Ponzi! Of course, they would have absolutely no idea who Charles Ponzi is, because they are not allowed to read the Internet--or (for that matter) clear the concept of 'con man'.

    That's the same reason that Scientologists have absolutely no idea who L. Ron Hubbard really is.

    None of this stops Scientologists from grinning, winning and writing ecstatic success stories.

    SCIENTOLOGY: The modern science of making yourself feel good about non-existent achievements, states and paranormal powers.


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    cross-posted from another thread discussing whether the ARC TRIANGLE has any value.

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    HOW WELL HAS THE ARC TRIANGLE WORKED OUT FOR SCIENTOLOGISTS?

    Aside from radical Islamic suicide bombers, Scientology is the most reviled and ridiculed religion in the world. Mainly because they PRETEND to use affinity, PRETEND to use reality, PRETEND to use communication and PRETEND to attain understanding.

    Paradoxically, if the equation ARC = Understanding was actually true or worked even a little, Scientologists (being the most ARC-ful people on this planet) would instantly understand that Scientology is a cruel hoax and blow.

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    THE SCIENTOLOGY PC PARADOX:

    All 7.4 billion humans on this slave planet have banks and therefore are not clear.

    Being pre-clears, neither are they within a billion light years of the godlike state of OT.

    This, quite tragically, means they are all degraded beings.

    Research proves this is all due to wholetrack IMPLANTS over endless trillions of years.

    Countless implants! More than you can wave an Azimuth e-meter peg at. Including but not limited to: before earth implants, before MEST implants, body builder implants, bodies in pawn implants, fly trap implants, bubble gum implants, coffee grinder implants, ice cube implants, jack in the box implants, OT III implants, Incident I implants, R6 implants, incident II implants, routine 3n implants, aircraft door goals implants, gorilla goals implants, bear goals implants, invisible picture goals implants, train goals implants, black thetan goals implants, heaven implants, helatrobus implants, obscene dog implants, psych implants, pdh implants, et al.

    Dr. Hubbard further discovered that a DB homo sap PC can never be prosperous, happy and free--unless they they avail themselves of many decades of Scientology training & auditing---the only scientific methodology that is capable of erasing all implants.


    Every last single implant. Except the most fearsome, formidable and only factual implant---Scientology, itself! That's the motherlode basic implant that devised and perpetrated the existence of (if only imaginary) of all the other implants.

    Scientology's clever that way. Firemen called to put out a Wall of Fire, who later turn out to be arsonists.

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  15. Operating DB

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    The hilar and cray cray thing is all those goofy implants were psychotic hallucinatory inventions by Hell wRONg Blubbard. The only real and scary implant was indeed scientology itself. That still amazes me nearly 33 years after I escaped the con. WTF!
     
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    SCIENTOLOGY "REALITY" PARADOX

    Scientologists are indoctrinated that "Reality" is one essential third of the ARC Triangle. Thus, they believe if they increase another's Reality, that person's affinity/communication will also commensurately rise.

    Scientologists are also taught that any Reality a person holds is true. Because "...it is true for them".

    Scientologists also have blind faith in their holy scripture which defines Reality as "agreement".

    Thus, Scientologists have a superpower not possessed by mere humans on this planet.

    The miraculous cure-all talisman called the "R-factor". Think of it as an amalgam consisting of equal parts hope, wishful thinking & insistence. An R-factor is the default repair tool when postulates don't work. Wogs call it "being bossy".

    That's when a Scientology gives, bestows, endows or otherwise forces another to passively listen to and accept anything they are told. Because it is not just someone's opinion. Oh no, it's something profoundly sacred......because:

    It's a Reality Factor! (Oh wow, a Factor! That sounds scientific, we better do what they tell us! LOL)

    The paradox is so absurd it approaches a virtual zen KOAN-like mystique! To wit--

    HOW CAN A SCIENTOLOGIST EVER GIVE ANYONE AN R-FACTOR WHICH, BY DEFINITION,
    IS BEREFT OF ANY REALITY? BUT, INSTEAD, IS COMPRISED SOLEY OF THE SCI-FI IMAGININGS
    AND DERANGED DELUSIONS OF A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR DETERMINED TO SWINDLE
    BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN A HOLY HOAX PROMISING AN INFINITE BRIDGE
    OF MIRACLES THAT NEVER DID OR WILL EXIST IN REALITY?


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    Yeah, okay, whatever, I'll admit it. I threw in that gratuitous zen brush art to hopefully distract everyone from the fact that (due to rambling rhetoric) my koan sucked. Zen junk is supposed to be short and pithy, right? Wait, did I just give you an R-Factor? LOL

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    More gratuitous KSW KOANOLOGY. . .


    WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
    A SCIENTOLOGY R-FACTOR
    AND A SCIENTOLOGY BRIEFING?


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    ENLIGHTENMENT SPOILER (answer to koan): Gradients. When the ethics gradient of "R-factor" doesn't obtain immediate compliance, one must advance to the OT technology of locking people in rooms and overwhelming them with an endless barrage of R-factors over significantly greater periods of time. There is a technical reason they are called REALITY factors. Because they help the individual to erase and as-is all their own REALITY (which comes from evil implanters), until they F/N and "feel good about" Ron's super theta and helpful REALITY.


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  18. lotus

    lotus autonomous rebellous

    OMG :eek:

    If you show us your Clay demo of the concept, we will be so glad to forgive you and not KRing you for not KSWing.
     
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    LOL

    Here is the problem i am having with clay demos. In fact, it is the IDENTICAL ruin i had the entire time while I was in Scientology. This diabolical ruin not only stalled my progress to full OT, it caused me to NEVER GET ONE WIN OR EVEN A "PASS" on any clay demo i ever did.

    The problem is that every individual label I place on the clay demo has the word "clay" written on it. Same for my overall label, "clay".

    That seems to me to be the perfect balance of mass and significance.

    Scientology did not like my knowingness.




    ps: This ruin may also be the reason Scientologists stopped asking me for checkouts on their clay demo. Because, I would always look at it and say: "Clay", after which I would say "Flunk!" I tried to explain to them that I only saw clay. Each time I walked away, I felt they were nattering about me in their universe.
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    Here's an unprecedented HIGHEST EVER STAT you never see flashed across the jumbo screen at those Nuremberg Rallies that Scientology calls "theta events".

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    # of BATF







    # of BATF - noun: 1. (abbv.) Number of beings attaining Total Freedom. 2. Beings who have successfully blown and escaped Scientology.

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