. That reminds me of that idiotic idiom!!! "You--the being" Hubbard used it ad nauseum in his marketing scams to sell messianic miracles & paranormal powers. Often "Dr" Hubbard doubled-down on that copywriting hook, saying things like: "This rundown is tailor-made to handle you the being. It has great significance to Scientologists--and especially PCs--to have "the being" handled. Let's eavesdrop, shall we, on Ideal Scientologist Billy Blowdown. . . DISCLAIMER: About once or twice a year, we let two Scientologists 'get in com' and then we just step band and we let 'em talk. No filters. No cut com. No 8C to get to the point. We just......(as I say)......let 'em talk, lol. So, it might go short and it might go long. Way long. Ya never know what'll happen when planet-clearers use their com cycle tech, on this planet! the following conversation is part of the full length video now being sold in church of hoaxology bookstores everywhere. order the full 7 hour unedited version today today for only $99.99! call now: 1-800-666-ITSA and order your copy of "WHEN SCIENTOLOGISTS GO WILD!" BILLY BLOWDOWN Hey, I just attested to OT VII! SCIENTOLOGIST Wow! That's so theta. I just attested go Grade I! BILLY BLOWDOWN You good, but..... you really need to get on the level! SCIENTOLOGIST Yeah, I'd love to do that. I just don't have the money. It's another $450,000 from Grade I up to Solo Nots. BILLY BLOWDOWN I want to select you as your FSM to do your entire bridge up through OT VII! SCIENTOLOGIST (apathetically) Um...okay. BILLY BLOWDOWN Now I am going to help you apply Ron's tech to get the MEST money particles you need. SCIENTOLOGIST (soaring uptone!) OMG! Really! You can do that??!! BILLY BLOWDOWN Of course, LOL. It's rather simple, LOL. Obviously you're here at Flag because you are amongst the elite! SCIENTOLOGIST The elite? BILLY BLOWDOWN Yes, Ron says that! You are in the top one-percent of the top one-percent of the top two-and-a half-percenters. Or something like that. SCIENTOLOGIST Wait, aren't the two-and-a-half-percenters the SPs? BILLY BLOWDOWN don't necessarily have total certainty on the percentages. Hey, I said I was OT VII, total cause over life, but I still may have some wholetrack charge on math or whatever. But we are handling you, so let's not Q&A. You just attested to Grade I, problems release right? SCIENTOLOGIST Um, yes. BILLY BLOWDOWN And you just attested to the ability to spot the source of any problem and make it vanish---right? SCIENTOLOGIST Um, yes. BILLY BLOWDOWN Well then, you can get the $450,000! SCIENTOLOGIST Whuttttttttttt? BILLY BLOWDOWN Just use your new ability. Spot the source of your problem and make it vanish. SCIENTOLOGIST I did spot the source of my problem. I don't have enough money. BILLY BLOWDOWN I see. Well, that's no problem either! We'll just use the LRH remedy for that! SCIENTOLOGIST OMG, really? Ron discovered the remedy for not having a half-million dollars? BILLY BLOWDOWN LOL. Hey, it's Ron we are talkin' about! LOL So, the next step is this command. "So, how COULD you get $450,000?" SCIENTOLOGIST That's it?! BILLY BLOWDOWN LOL, simple right? LOL SCIENTOLOGIST I tried that already. I have no idea how to get $450,000. BILLY BLOWDOWN Oh, I see. . . Well, that's not a problem either We'll just apply Ron's tech. So, I'll give you this r-factor: You nee to make it go right! SCIENTOLOGIST And????????????? BILLY BLOWDOWN Yeah, just do that, then your money problems are gone! Just make it go right! SCIENTOLOGIST I tried that already, it didn't work. BILLY BLOWDOWN Um, okay. I see your ruin is still not handled. Ron says that until you get on your OT levels you are still a kind of degraded being. Too bad you can't get on OT VII, because that level handles you the being! Then you wouldn't have any problem paying for OT VII! SCIENTOLOGIST I don't know about that. I also did L-10 and Ron said it is a series of tailor made actions that really handle you the being. But it didn't really handle me the being. I borrowed $100,000 for that and now I'm kinda broke and kinda screwed. BILLY BLOWDOWN That's totally not true. If you did L-10, it handled you the being! If you are broke that is not you the being. That is you the money. SCIENTOLOGIST Don't take this wrong, but WTF are you the being talking about?! BILLY BLOWDOWN I'm talking about you the being. SCIENTOLOGIST What.The.Fuck.does that even mean?! BILLY BLOWDOWN It means you the being. SCIENTOLOGIST I don't get it! BILLY BLOWDOWN You the being! You know---you the being--on this planet ? SCIENTOLOGIST Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Now I get it! EXPLANTION: Scientology is a joke. The punchline is always an idiotic idiom. If the idiom doesn't make any sense, Scientology can explain it to you with another idiom of equal or greater idiocy. .