Where's Alanzo???

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by Good twin, Sep 21, 2009.

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  1. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    I really hate it when he disappears like this. I understand about the real life thing. I really do. But can't we just have a balance? :confused2:

    I seriously need Alanzo's approval to complete my recovery. :yes:

    ALANZO!!!!! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Zinjifar

    Zinjifar Banned

    He'll be back as soon as he's hatted on Rathbun PR Tech. Soon he'll be here with shining eyes and a dimple on his forehead.

  3. Wisened One

    Wisened One Crusader

  4. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    Yeah I know he'll be back, but gee......

    armadillos. LOL
  5. Mark A. Baker

    Mark A. Baker Sponsor


    Mark A. Baker :coolwink:
  6. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    That doesn't make me feel better Mark.
  7. Mark A. Baker

    Mark A. Baker Sponsor


    I thought you could have fun playing until he returns.


    Mark A. Baker :sadwave:
  8. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    :unsure: oh. I thought you were saying he was playing and having fun without me..... nevermind.
  9. Mystic

    Mystic Banned

    Let's talk about him behind his back.
  10. nozeno

    nozeno Gold Meritorious Patron

    He's listening to these lectures again and trying to gain some insight.

    6001C02 A Third Dynamic in Scientology - Why People Don't Like You
    State of Man Congress Lectures

  11. nozeno

    nozeno Gold Meritorious Patron

    Just kidding you know I luv ya A.

    I know you're lurking too.
  12. Mystic

    Mystic Banned

    Alanzo can't lurk. He MUST say something.
  13. Zinjifar

    Zinjifar Banned

    *UNLESS* he thinks we're waiting....

  14. Megalomaniac

    Megalomaniac Silver Meritorious Patron

    Who's Alanzo?
  15. Mark A. Baker

    Mark A. Baker Sponsor

    Naw. It's a "where's waldo" jpg. I was going for something along the theme of the thread. :coolwink:

    If someone wanted to be creative with gimp or photoshop they could hide little armadillos in it and let people see if they could find them all. Or not. :)

    Mark A. Baker
  16. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    Oh, that would be fun!
  17. michaelangelo

    michaelangelo Gold Meritorious Patron

    If you must know. He's up on the mothership giving Ron and Capt Bill a hard time.
    Don't worry they will soon beam him back down.
  18. nozeno

    nozeno Gold Meritorious Patron

    Just posing a Q?

    Has Alanzo resorted to sock puppetry by assuming the identity of one of the newly arrived?

  19. Axiom142

    Axiom142 Gold Meritorious Patron

    I’m afraid that I am responsible for this, albeit unintentionally.

    You see, Alanzo had his nose very severely put out of joint by all the attention that I got from posting the videos featuring ‘George’. Oh, I know he tried to put on a brave face and even suggested that I get some sort of award and all that. But the fact that I, as a ‘junior’ member of ESMB gained world-wide notoriety overnight when he has been working assiduously to fill the Interweb with his critical writings and hasn’t even got declared for his troubles, was just too much for his pride to take. :bigcry:

    We exchanged a couple of emotional PMs, where I valiantly (but ultimately futilely) tried to massage his ego and convince him that he really was one of the leading critics of Scientology. But I fear that he has retired to his Achillean tent to lick his wounds.

    No doubt he will return in the fullness of time, when his cravings for attention have overcome his feelings of humiliation.

    We love ya Al!

  20. FinallyFree

    FinallyFree Gold Meritorious Patron


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