Tom Cruise To Become Co-Leader Of Church Of Scientology? LOL!

[Anonycat]

Okay, this is some serious tabloid stuff.

Tom Cruise is ascending to a new level in the Church of Scientology, according to a new report. The actor will become co-chairman alongside David Miscavige and will celebrate his new role by flying into space on a Virgin Galactic ship.

A "Scientology insider" told the National Enquirer: "Tom will become the new grand poobah for the Church of Scientology, right alongside David Miscavige. It’s all very hush-hush at this point, but Tom will essentially share the same rank as David, whose official title is Chairman of the Board of Religious Technology Center. [RTC is] the corporation that controls the trademarks and copyrights of Dianetics and Scientology."

Cruise will also be promoted to the level of "OT IX" (Operating Thetan IX), according to the publication.

The source added, "Thetans, in Scientology doctrine, are the alien life forms that inhabit human beings. Tom will be bumped up alongside Miscavige to OT IX and, ultimately, one day become OT X! This is a super-secret level that will give Tom immortality, and automatically add 60 years to his lifespan!"

Suddenly, I want to watch the Neurotology video again.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/11/19/tom-cruise-to-become-coleader-of-churc

The source (cough) of the article, is here: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/tom-cruise-control

 

[lotus]

Okay, this is some serious tabloid stuff.



Suddenly, I want to watch the Neurotology video again.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/11/19/tom-cruise-to-become-coleader-of-churc

The source (cough) of the article, is here: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/tom-cruise-control

Almost a week I had not laughed.



Your wishes are granted- only ask.

[video]https://youtu.be/fOpapeX6Vzs[/video]


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
So goooooooooooooooodddddddddd to laugh!

 

[Jump]

Almost a week I had not laughed.



Your wishes are granted- only ask.

[video]https://youtu.be/fOpapeX6Vzs[/video]


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
So goooooooooooooooodddddddddd to laugh!

No more scuba diving or nightly beatings. . .

[video=youtube;MzOxaYFpXnA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOxaYFpXnA[/video]

 

[enturbulator]

Clearly a hoax. Big Beings don't need space ships to travel the universe.

 

[strativarius]

I'm really beginning to warm to this 'National Enquirer' newspaper/magazine whatever the fuck it is.

Stuff like:

Cruise will also be promoted to the level of "OT IX" (Operating Thetan IX), according to the publication.

As though you can be simply 'promoted' to OTIX (although if you're TC maybe you can, in practice it makes very little difference).

Or:

Thetans, in Scientology doctrine, are the alien life forms that inhabit human beings. Tom will be bumped up alongside Miscavige to OT IX and, ultimately, one day become OT X! This is a super-secret level that will give Tom immortality, and automatically add 60 years to his lifespan!

I'm not sure what is more bonkers, the CofS or the NE.

 

[Enthetan]

I'm not sure what is more bonkers, the CofS or the NE.

National Enquirer specializes in gossip and far out stories. They HAVE, though, put out some solid news that other papers didn't want to touch, like the Bill Clinton affair with Monica Lewinsky, and the John Edwards affair which sank his presidential ambitions.

The NE puts out some far-out stuff for the amusement value, but they are pretty careful to make sure they have solid data before printing anything that may trigger a libel suit. Since this would not be libel material, I would put it in the "possibly true gossip, but don't trust it" category.

 

[Lone Star]

I think there is some truth to it. After all TC is moving to Florida. He could move anywhere. He chose Florida.

 

[Anonycat]

National Enquirer specializes in gossip and far out stories. They HAVE, though, put out some solid news that other papers didn't want to touch, like the Bill Clinton affair with Monica Lewinsky, and the John Edwards affair which sank his presidential ambitions.

The NE puts out some far-out stuff for the amusement value, but they are pretty careful to make sure they have solid data before printing anything that may trigger a libel suit. Since this would not be libel material, I would put it in the "possibly true gossip, but don't trust it" category.

They once asked me for a dirt story, and offered a whopping $300 for my story, paid in advance. They didn't mention any fact checking. Just my story. And they requested that it be about drugs and sex relating to the person of interest.

 

[WildKat]

They once asked me for a dirt story, and offered a whopping $300 for my story, paid in advance. They didn't mention any fact checking. Just my story. And they requested that it be about drugs and sex relating to the person of interest.

That's why they call it a tabloid, or info-tainment. But as mentioned already, they often get the true story before any others want to touch it.

 

[Hypatia]

Okay, this is some serious tabloid stuff.



Suddenly, I want to watch the Neurotology video again.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/11/19/tom-cruise-to-become-coleader-of-churc

The source (cough) of the article, is here: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/tom-cruise-control

Actually, this wouldn't surprise me.

 

[WildKat]

Actually, this wouldn't surprise me.

Me neither. I can just see the conversation they had.....picture this....

"Tom, I can't do this anymore, the suppression is weakening me! You're the only one that can carry the torch! The SPs are getting stronger, nuclear war is about to break out, you're the only one that has a chance to pull it off and SAVE THE PLANET!!!!! Do it for LRH!

Your mission, should you choose to accept it....."

LOL!

 

[Enthetan]

They once asked me for a dirt story, and offered a whopping $300 for my story, paid in advance. They didn't mention any fact checking. Just my story. And they requested that it be about drugs and sex relating to the person of interest.

Possibly they figured that if it was expressly labeled as YOUR story, that YOU would be on the hook for any libel lawsuit if there was anything there that could be shown to be false and libelous.

 

[Thrak]

I think there is some truth to it. After all TC is moving to Florida. He could move anywhere. He chose Florida.

He's just moving there because he's sick of people who are "fake" lol. Like you know all the people who watched "Going Clear" and read Leah Remini's book
are so, um, "fake".

 

[FlunkYou]

Nice, now they can trade off standing on each others shoulders whilst wearing a trench coat and pretend to be a normal size person.

 

[Elronius of Marcabia]

I'm really beginning to warm to this 'National Enquirer' newspaper/magazine whatever the fuck it is.

Stuff like:



As though you can be simply 'promoted' to OTIX (although if you're TC maybe you can, in practice it makes very little difference).

Or:



I'm not sure what is more bonkers, the CofS or the NE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brawJsSUtxk

 

[Operating DB]

Is this one of those chances to make use of the new tinfoil button?

 

[WildKat]

Is this one of those chances to make use of the new tinfoil button?

Lol! I just had to hit that button.

 

[The_Fixer]

Clearly a hoax. Big Beings don't need space ships to travel the universe.

Maybe his head is getting too fat to fly???

 

[George Layton]

I'm really beginning to warm to this 'National Enquirer' newspaper/magazine whatever the fuck it is.

Stuff like:



As though you can be simply 'promoted' to OTIX (although if you're TC maybe you can, in practice it makes very little difference).

Or:



I'm not sure what is more bonkers, the CofS or the NE.

60 years added onto immortality, that is an OT feat.

 

[Anonycat]

National Enquirer specializes in gossip and far out stories. They HAVE, though, put out some solid news that other papers didn't want to touch, like the Bill Clinton affair with Monica Lewinsky, and the John Edwards affair which sank his presidential ambitions.

The NE puts out some far-out stuff for the amusement value, but they are pretty careful to make sure they have solid data before printing anything that may trigger a libel suit. Since this would not be libel material, I would put it in the "possibly true gossip, but don't trust it" category.

Well, not to nitpick, but that Lewinsky story broke in the Drudge Report on 1/17/98. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewinsky_scandal

The Edwards scandal broke in the New York Post on 8/27/07. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Edwards_extramarital_affair

But who cares? Tommy is OT IX!!!!