Helluva Hoax..you are soooooooooooooooooooooooo WOG !
Your posts are so WOG.
Let me buy you a latte or cappucino in this Cafe
LOL!
Love to join you!
And next time the cappuccinos are on me at another cafe that just opened across the street. Tried it yet? The people that work there are ever so friendly and, my word--they sure seem quite spiritual!
Well, I'm right in front of it now, so lemme take a photo with my phone, hang on. . . . . . .
Oh, damn....moments after I sent you the photo, 5 creepy looking people just walked out of the cafe and they are surrounding me. Wait......
Shit, now all 5 are firing questions at me, demanding to know why i took a photo of their business. Wait....
Um so i told them i was promoting their cool cafe to a friend of mine and they told me to have you meet me here. I told them you don't live close but now they are demanding my cell phone so they can call you and handle you because they already put you on their arrival grid. Holyhell this is getting really weird. Wait.....
Well....they just said there's no problem, they just want to get to know people in the neighborhood and then they asked me what kind of coffee I needed and wanted. I told them an Americano with two extra shots of espresso. They all started applauding and said that this was the right answer and that I won a free introductory Americano. I told them maybe some other time. Wait. . .
Whoa.... are kinda pushy and insistent and they just won't take no for an answer. Then they said "Hey it's a free introductory coffee, what do you have to lose?" So, yeah, I guess it's pretty rude to reject people who are nice enough to give me a free coffee, so I'm heading inside now.
Hey if you are in the area, come on in and join me! They said they'd give you a free introductory coffee too, no problem.
Sounds amazing, right! Wait. . .
OMG, I'm inside now, and there are people in naval costumes and others screaming at ash trays. I tried to leave but they blocked the door and said I have to finish my Americano first and then "standardly route out" whatever that means. . .
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