for real?
Is it honestly that nuts? If I was the honcho of a class 5 org and that was the shit I was catching, which, of course, is "dev-t" in clamspeak, I would simply have the callers number blocked, sea ogre or not. Amazing that they haven't figured out that if someone is on the fone getting his ass chewed, he isn't being productive. Another possibility, just to deal with the sea ogre ... convince him that you WERE busy ... with some public gal under the desk doing her rendition of the Monica Lewinsky thing. Tell the sea ogre it's a trade out for her purification r/d. Constantly interrupt his shpeel about the stats with the appropriate or shall we say inappropriate noises.
I honestly don't understand for a minute how staffers can deal with all of that crap.
Pete
CLO EUS programs chief: "What the fuck is up with your crashing stats you DB's?"
DC ORG Flag Rep: "I can't get any of the targets met, there is some former staff member SP out front of the org with signs and telling the public the truth about Scientology and asking them to Google Lisa McPhearson and other abuses that Scientology commits."
CLO EUS programs chief: "Oh crap, freedom of speech and the right to assemble peacefully, God Damn America for the Constitution, You call the cops and create a PR scene out there that makes him go away."
DC ORG Flag Rep: "They already did that, now the cops are Googling the truth."
CLO EUS programs chief: "Make it go right, get those targets met now now now, Thursday is coming and you need those stats!"
BANG hang up!
Call back 1.3 minutes later, repeat cycle from beginning.
do this for hours.
Is it honestly that nuts? If I was the honcho of a class 5 org and that was the shit I was catching, which, of course, is "dev-t" in clamspeak, I would simply have the callers number blocked, sea ogre or not. Amazing that they haven't figured out that if someone is on the fone getting his ass chewed, he isn't being productive. Another possibility, just to deal with the sea ogre ... convince him that you WERE busy ... with some public gal under the desk doing her rendition of the Monica Lewinsky thing. Tell the sea ogre it's a trade out for her purification r/d. Constantly interrupt his shpeel about the stats with the appropriate or shall we say inappropriate noises.
I honestly don't understand for a minute how staffers can deal with all of that crap.
Pete