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A disturbing video.

Discussion in 'Scientology-related Videos' started by Veda, Apr 5, 2017.

  1. Veda

    Veda Sponsor

    Independent Scientologist attempts to discredit Chris Shelton by implying he's gay.

    Last edited: Sep 6, 2017
  2. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on


    I made it as far as 0:00:51.

    Yes, that was a full 51 seconds! Pretty amazing that I was able to hang in there that long, right? LOL.

    The performance and concept was so amateurish and horribly acted that it was entirely unwatchable.

    I suppose that video goes in the same titanium underground vault with all of Scientology's other gruesome attempts to use humor.

    CONCLUSION: Scientologists cannot be humorous or do parody/satire. The cult is humorless and frightfully unaware of themselves. They even outlaw "joking & degrading" as if that has something to do with "ethics", lol. If they could be humorous, they'd almost immediately realize that they keep telling a cringe-creepy joke that THEY are the unwitting punchline of.

    ps: I wonder if anyone can make it all the way through that video abomination? LOL
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2017
  3. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    Sooooooooooooooooooooooo retaaaaaard
    and Booooooooorrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnng

    Who's this guy ???? (looks like very $cientology (mindset)though)

    ( only listened 20 sec of that crap)
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2017
  4. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

    I took that as a challenge. :coolwink:

    I watched that entire video. He is playing an SCN tone scale game with Chris, claiming he is 1.1. Silly.
    IOW, I guess Andy is trying to get Chris up to 2.0 in this silly game. :confused2:
  5. Gib

    Gib Crusader

    He was actually trying to use the "tech" on Chris being 1.1 or covert hostility or thus an SP. :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
  6. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron

    I had to throw in the towel at :21 when my ears started to bleed.
  7. Veda

    Veda Sponsor

    Nah, don't think so. Nothing that benign.

    Nolch really believes Shelton is a "1.1." He's not trying to "rehabilitate" him. Rather, having bought into Hubbard's 1950 view of homosexuality, he's trying to discredit him.


    It may be useful, for those curious, to examine Hubbard's instructions for what to do with "1.1s"

    A key text for this is the book Science of Survival.
  8. Out/Int

    Out/Int Patron with Honors

    ts;dw (too stupid - didn't watch) ...besides it is Andy Nolche - this dweeb has been all over the net making a fool out of himself regarding Scientology...some day he will really cringe.

    Chris Shelton is as heterosexual as a man can be - good looking guy and very smart.

    Not that being Gay is bad or there is something wrong with it.

    But Andy Nolche has had a bit too much Scientology and he has slipped into the evil valence of Xenu.

    Go F yourself Andy.

    We love you Chris and Andy Nolche is a Scientological Douche Bag.
  9. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation

    You lasted a lot longer than I did ... that voice is SO annoying.

  10. Miss Ellie

    Miss Ellie Miss Ellie

    What ever happened to Ruth Minshull?

  11. Gib

    Gib Crusader

    don't know, probably declared SP.

    I think all "off source" books were eventually a no no.
  12. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    I guess she dropped to tone 0.0 :blush:
  13. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    Both Ruth and Reg Sharpe had IA ( issue authority) till greed sunk it's teeth into Hubbard and I guess Miscavage and they turned on anyone else making money off his tech. I don't recall exactly when he / they lowered the boom - was it all at the same time as the mission holders massakree (yes, I love Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant) and Delta Meters all got mowed down?

    That to me is the absolute lunacy of it all. They cut the knees off all their field vanguard ( and not just once either - for example - they took all of the Beverly Hills Mission's out of town PC's and turned them over to the local missions or orgs - I can't recall which, though I think it was the orgs) and crashed the BH mission in the process. Hubbard either didn't realize how unpopular the orgs were, or more likely, he did know, and couldn't abide it.


    PS - in the book of e-meter drills it states the delta meter didn't show f/n's. How utterly stupid did...they.. uh... Yeah. Really stupid. PPS - pretty dusty negative - a hot half hour in photo shop could have cleaned that up.

  14. HelluvaHoax!

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    For that achievement you are hereby awarded the certificate and medal of:



  15. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

    I only got up to 13 seconds. Nasty piece of work. My colon couldn't take it.
  16. arcxcauseblows

    arcxcauseblows Patron Meritorious

    Andy is the king of going full retard! ROFL

    This will be a classic I downloaded a copy in case he takes it down! can't wait to see chris's response video, andy just gave him a prime example of what's gross in scientology and independant scientology, and the type of stereotyping judgmental sheep it breeds and attracts, dude's a creepy creep!

    Yeah like someone mentioned, his ability to impersonate is horrible, the whole valence crap hubbard stole and andy is fixated on hubbard

    I'll have more comments on this later, I'm both highly amused he just exploded himself in foot bullets but disgusted by his little cult victim trap he has no clue he's stuck in hubbards meat grinder his brains mush he has no thoughts of his own left.

    ANDY you just went FULL RETARD!
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  17. shanic89

    shanic89 Patron Meritorious

    I just made a huge mistake, in an attempted to understand where Andy was coming from by going through several of his videos on his channel. There was no need to really, scientology, explains it all.

    By the way Andy if you ever get your life back, and you look back at this video in particular, in an attempt to move forward with your life you will need to apologies to Chris and then attempt to forgive yourself. It will not be an easy road back, but being man enough to admit you were wrong and ask for forgiveness will help to heal yourself.
  18. ThetanExterior

    ThetanExterior Gold Meritorious Patron

    Andy Nolch joined ESMB in January of this year. User name - Andy Nolch.

    Chris Shelton is also a member here so Andy is disparaging a fellow board member.
  19. George Layton

    George Layton Silver Meritorious Patron

    I'm just glad that the Independents never use any of the bad aspects of scientology.
  20. RogerB

    RogerB Crusader

    Err, umm, is this a variation of "gay bowel syndrome" this Nolch guy is running on everyone??? :melodramatic: (It is actually a real medical condition:yes:)

    Maybe the clown is trying to do a faggotery "strike a blow at the enemy" without realizing he is so discrediting himself and what he purports to represent that he is actually striking a MASSIVE blow at the remaining minuscule reputation of the Scientology enterprise :duh::duh:

    I mean, he actually thinks his performance presents as something worthwhile of anything, anyone????