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Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by HelluvaHoax!, Sep 6, 2010.

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  1. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Believe it or Not....

    Even though a few Scientologists believe, the rest of the world does not.

    People in the real world (that use real facts and real numbers) do not even pay attention to Scientology's frantic hyperbolic fake stats.

    Example: According to Bridge Publications, 83 million copies of Dianetics were sold in the forty years after publication. (1. wikipedia 2. Harris, Daniel (July 2, 1989). "Scientology's best seller". New York Post: p. 39.)

    Scientology has reduced itself to the punchline of a joke. Scientologists don't notice that everyone is laughing at them--it's not what they believe they see--super theta VVGI's beings, blowing case and line charging. No, fellas, not exactly.
    (Hint to Scientologists: Hey, keep working on those Obnosis drills--you ain't there quite yet).

    Hmmmmm, let's see......self-proclaimed supernatural beings (Clears & OT's) working for 60 years to save the planet thru dissemination of Ron's books. Just how much impact have they had compared to other booksellers?

    Here is the actual list of most published books which Scientology does not even appear on....

    Bible: (est.) 2.5 Billion to 6 Billion
    Koran: 800 Million
    Little Red Book (Mao): 800 Million
    Chairman Mao's Poems: 400 Million
    Xinhua Dictionary (Chinese): 400 Million
    Articles of Mao: 253 Million
    A Tale of Two Cities: 200 Million
    The Lord of the Rings: 150 Million
    Scouting for Boys: 100 Million to 150 Million
    Book of Mormon: 150 Million
    The Truth That Leads To Eternal Life (Jehovah's Witnesses): 107 Million
    The Hobbit: Over 100 Million
    Dream of The Red Chamber (紅樓夢): Over 100 Million
    On the Three Representations (论三个代表) 100 Million
    And Then There Were None: 100 Million
    The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe: 85 Million
    She: 83 Million
    Le Petit Prince: 80 Million
    The Da Vinci Code: 80 Million
    The Catcher in the Rye: 65 Million
    The Alchemist: 65 Million
    Steps to Christ: 60 Million
    Merriam Websters Collegiate Dictionary: 55 Million
    Heidi's Years of Wandering & Learning: 50 Million
    The Common Sense Book of Baby Care: 50 Million
    Anne of Green Gables: 50 Million
    Black Beauty: 50 Million
    The Name of the Rose: 50 Million
    The Hite Report: 48 Million
    Charlotte's Web: 45 Million
    The Tale of Peter Rabbit: 45 Million
    Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows: 44 Million
    Jonathan Livingston Seagull: 40 Million
    A Message to Garcia: 40 Million
    Roget's Thesaurus: 40 Million
    Angels and Demons: 39 Million
    Better Homes & Gardens Cook Book: 38 Million
    How the Steel Was Tempered (Как закалялась сталь): 36 Million
    War and Peace: 36 Million
    The Adventures Of Pinocchio: 35 Million
    Diary of Ane Frank: 30 Million
    What Would Jesus Do? 30 Million
    Oxfords Advanced Dictionary: 30 Million
    To Kill a Mockingbird: 30 Million
    Valley of the Dolls: 30 Million
    Gone with the Wind: 30 Million
    One Hundreds Years of Solitude: 30 Million
    The Purpose Driven Life: 30 Million
    The Thorn Birds: 30 Million
    Think and Grow Rich: 30 Million
    Alcoholics Anonymous Big Book: 30 Million
    The Revolt of Mamie Stover: 30 Million
    The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: 30 Million
    The Very Hungry Caterpillar: 30 Million
    The Late Great Planet Earth: 28 Million
    Betty Crocker Cookbook: 27 Million
    Who Moved My Cheese: 26 Million
    The Wind in the Willows: 25 Million
    Nineteen Eighty-Four: 25 Million
    The Celestine Prophecy: 23 Million
    The Godfather: 21 Million
    Love Story: 21 Million
    Shin Meikai Kokugo Jiten (Japanese Dictionary): 20 Million
    Wolf Totem: 20 Million
    English Grammar: 20 Million
    The Happy Hooker: 20 Million
    Jaws: 20 Million
    Love You Forever: 20 Million
    Sophie's World: 20 Million
    The Women's Room: 20 Million
    Where the Wild Things Are: 19 Million
    The Secret: 19 Million
    Fear Of Flying: 18 Million
    The Joy of Cooking: 18 Million
    Eigo Kihon Tangoshu (Japanese/English vocabulary) 17 Million
    Goodnight Moon: 16 Million
    Guess How Much I Love You: 15 Million
    The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: 15 Million
    Shogun: 15 Million
    Siken Ni Deru Eithango (English vocabulary, Japanese): 15 Million
    The Poky Little Puppy: 15 Million
    The Pillars of earth: 15 Million
    How To Win Friends & Influence People: 15 Million
    Perfume: 15 Million
    What to Expect When You're Expecting: 15 Million
    The Horse Whisperer: 15 Million
    The Shadow of the Wind: 15 Million
    The Shack: 15 Million
    The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe: 14 Million
    Tuesdays with Morrie: 14 Million
    God's Little Acre: 14 Million
    Follow Your Heart: 14 Million
    The Outsiders: 13 Million
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: 13 Million
    Norwegian Wood: 12 Million
    New English-Japanese Dictionary: 12 Million
    Peyton Place: 12 Million
    Dune: 12 Million
    The Plague: 12 Million
    No Longer Human: 12 Million
    The Naked Ape: 12 Million
    Dictionary of Archaisms (旺文社古語辞典): 11 Million
    Kojien: 11 Million
    The Prophet: 11 Million
    The Exorcist: 11 Million
    The Gruffalo: 10 Million
    Catch-22: 10 Million
    Dictionary of the Japanese Language: 10 Million
    Eye of the Needle: 10 Million
    A Brief History of Time: 10 Million
    The Cat in the Hat: 10 Million
    The Lovely Bones: 10 Million
    Wild Swans: 10 Million
    Santa Evita: 10 Million
    Key to Practical Persona Care at Home (Japanese): 10 Million
    Night: 10 Million
    The Kite Runner: 10 Million
    Yu Dan's Gain From the Analects (Chinese): 10 Million
    The Total Woman: 10 Million
    Mein Kampf: 10 Million
    The Communist Manifesto: 10 Million
    Problems in China's Socialist Economy: 10 Million
    What Color Is Your Parachute?: 10 Million

    "83 Million Copies" of Dianetics sold.

    Yeah, Ron, we believe you.
    Last edited: Sep 6, 2010
  2. GreyWolf

    GreyWolf Gold Meritorious Patron

    Makes ya feel all warm and fuzzy doesn't it?
  3. Big Farmer

    Big Farmer Patron with Honors

    Of the actual books sold I wonder how many have been read. Bought a second hand edition on ebay for a pound about three months ago. I'm a third of the way through. Talk about a book you really can put down.
  4. HelluvaHoax!

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    If Scientologists were not such incorrigible liars ("...over 80 million copies"), Dianetics might have actually made it onto that list, just above a real book that really did sell 80M copies:

    "Le Petit Prince"

    Perhaps a more honest title than Dianetics Modern Science of Mental Health would have helped Ron...

    "Le Petit Pimp"​
  5. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

    DMSMH claims that all events in life are recorded in memory even when a person is unconscious. This has been proven to be wrong.
  6. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Even Hitler sold 10 million copies of his self-help book Mein Kampf.

    What's wrong Ronnie?

    You need better positioning or something. In the next publishing, what about relocating them in the self-hell section and calling it?

    Mein Kase​
  7. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Ironically, this fact is not known to Scientologists who are unconscious and engramically recording every word that Ron is saying.
  8. freet43

    freet43 Patron with Honors

    reference please?

    Please provide the study that has proven this....

    In exchange, I will try to pull up the studies that prove that people that are unconscious or knocked out by anesthesia still hear and can remember what went on around them while they were out.


  9. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

    I have provided that URL before. Do you want me to provide it again?
    (I'll look it up again if you want me to. It was a test in the 1950s.)
  10. TheSneakster

    TheSneakster Guest

    Citation(s), please. Peer-reviewed science Pubs only.

    Michael A. Hobson
  11. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

    And I hope that YOU can provide Peer-reviewed science Pubs that prove Scientology beliefs and practices to be correct.

    Would that be fair?

    I can ask you some Dianetics questions and see if you can provide peer-reviewed science Pubs that prove it.
  12. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

    I'm willing to join The Pokey Little Puppy cult. I loved that book before I ever heard of Dianetics or Scientology. Sign me up.
  13. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    But, but...but...What about the brief breath in eternity for the agonized future of every man, woman and.....wait--


    Oh, never mind. That's wayyyyy cuter and more fun than being driven insane in a terror-cult.

    When is the next Pokey Little Puppy cult meeting. See ya there! :D

    Love HH
  14. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

  15. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Not so fast!

    Of course that scientific experiment didn't work because if you read the fine print, the Scientologist was drugged by Psychs. Did you not see that they rendered the poor fellow unconscious? And you approve of such barbarity??

    How more obvious can it how they conspired to sabotage Ron's gift to mankind?

    Clearly you have not studied the body of Hubbard's scientific research where he discovered that the engram theory does not require testing because it is a self-evident truth.
  16. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

    You are SO funny! :thumbsup:
  17. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

    Instead of using Dianetics crap, why don't we use a this wiki article as a launching point for further lookup?

    Then we can criticise from there? Okay?
  18. TheSneakster

    TheSneakster Guest

    Since I have never made any foolish scientific claims about Scientology or Dianetics, I am under no obligation to support my non-existent claims with any such citations.

    I will respond to the post with your citation after I have studied it and done some homework.

    Michael A. Hobson
    I am *not* anonymous. I *do* forgive.
  19. programmer_guy

    programmer_guy True Ex-Scientologist

    Do you have a view that requires people that don't believe Hubbard's writings in DMSMH to prove their views ... But anyone who is a freezoner does not have to prove anything? C'Mon. Take a look at what you are doing.
  20. Sharone Stainforth

    Sharone Stainforth Silver Meritorious Patron

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