Conspiracy Theories from a Scientologist

[Enthetan]

"The Register" in the UK had a series on the Lizard Alliance:

Lizard Alliance targets Turkish PM; While Germans field-test pig-gutting robot

French join motorised Lizard Alliance -- Killer Citroën taunts humanity

Lizard Army Neo-Mech menaces eBay

Self-combusting toilets menace Japan -- Lizard Alliance fires up electric bidet accessory
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(When they're not doing humor articles, The Register is a computer/tech site)

Enthetan -- proud member of the neoLuddite Resistance Army.....

 

[hummingbird]

I'm sorry, I got lost at this:

The Internet is the best source of News nowadays...

I'm not surprised it talked about "Alien Lizard People."

(Life's too short to read that whole screed.)

 

[eldritch cuckoo]

I'm sorry, I got lost at this:


I'm not surprised it talked about "Alien Lizard People."

(Life's too short to read that whole screed.)

Nailed it. If life (and health, and money,...) would be eternal, I would read ALL that crazy stuff. But it isn't.

 

[phenomanon]

Ian Shillington posted quite a bit on ARS init's early days. Got a lot of support there from some Churchies.

 

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Ian Shillington posted quite a bit on ARS init's early days. Got a lot of support there from some Churchies.

Posted in support of cos?

 

[Demented LRH]

It's from Ian Shillington - I know he's a scn, I've heard his name in scn circles and conversations.

Right - I was reading along going, ok, ok, ok, ..... not my cup of tea but .... ok. And then.... Alien Lizard People.

I did note the statement that the internet is a great place to get news these days. And that we should reach out to our neighbors of all religious persuasions.

I have my own conspiracy theory -- Ian Shillington works for the Grand-Ayatollah of Iran who thinks that the CIA and Mossad are responsible for the 911 attack. This means that the Ayatollah is following in Farrakhan's footsteps by adopting Scientology as additional source of revenue.

 

[phenomanon]

Posted in support of cos?

O yeah. Supported any and every one who was pro Scn.

 

[Commander Birdsong]

Tarman explained to me why everyone's so confused about what's going on back in 1985

it all began when the japanese conquered the world after panasonic invented time travel in a.d. 2057. the underground radio free bedlam network is now defending the dwindling core of the pre-rising sun dimension while trying to invent time travel before it ultimately happens...

 

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Tarman explained to me why everyone's so confused about what's going on back in 1985

it all began when the japanese conquered the world after panasonic invented time travel in a.d. 2057. the underground radio free bedlam network is now defending the dwindling core of the pre-rising sun dimension while trying to invent time travel before it ultimately happens...

But of course ....

 

[Smurf]

Facebook page of Kelli Shillington Martin, Ian's daughter. There is a photo of the two on her FB page.

https://www.facebook.com/kellish

 

[oneonewasaracecar]

Re: David Ickes, a Brit. "At the heart of his theories lies the idea that a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood (including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar Willie) controls humanity, and that many prominent figures are reptilian."


The Queen and Boxcar Willie! Who knew???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

I have it on good authority that the lizard people enjoy the parochial sounds of country and western music, which is unusual for a well traveled intergalactic species, but then Ron didn't have great taste in music either and he hung out in the Van Allen belt before it was fashionable.

 

[oneonewasaracecar]

Tarman explained to me why everyone's so confused about what's going on back in 1985

it all began when the japanese conquered the world after panasonic invented time travel in a.d. 2057. the underground radio free bedlam network is now defending the dwindling core of the pre-rising sun dimension while trying to invent time travel before it ultimately happens...

Now you know that is going to circulate and people will believe it.

 

[HappyGirl]

Ok, so what would a "Lizard Group" be?? Some Scios that were interested in David Icke's theories? If so, why would the MAA care? Scios believe all the conspiracies. I want to know what the Lizard Group was!


While on the subject, has anyone heard of this whole subculture that thinks we should buy Iraqui Dinar? Since I only know Scios who are into that, I'm assuming it's another conspiracy. Can anyone that knows world currency and global finance substantiate that theory?

 

[Commander Birdsong]

Tarman explained to me why everyone's so confused about what's going on back in 1985

it all began when the japanese conquered the world after panasonic invented time travel in a.d. 2057. the underground radio free bedlam network is now defending the dwindling core of the pre-rising sun dimension while trying to invent time travel before it ultimately happens...

a word to the wise...


don't eat the sushi.

 

[Smurf]

Ok, so what would a "Lizard Group" be?? Some Scios that were interested in David Icke's theories? If so, why would the MAA care? Scios believe all the conspiracies. I want to know what the Lizard Group was!

According to David Icke, 5- to 12-ft. tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity. He contends that most of the world's leaders are related to these reptilians, including former President George W. Bush & Queen Elizabeth.

Icke's conspiracy theories now have supporters in 47 countries and he has given lectures to crowds of up to 6,000. American writer Vicki Santillano included it in her list of the 10 most popular conspiracy theories, describing it as the "wackiest theory" she had encountered.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilians

I've had a few girlfriends in my college days that I suspected were Reptilians, but they weren't Scilons.

 

[cleared cannibal]

I think there was an episode of Ancient Aliens which talked about lizard people.

I get stuff similar to this all the time and I just assumed it was was from type of tracking cookies . I haven't gotten this one that I know of but a lot of the time I delete whole pages of E mails without looking at them.

 

[strativarius]

According to David Icke, 5- to 12-ft. tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity. He contends that most of the world's leaders are related to these reptilians, [highlight]including former President George W. Bush & Queen Elizabeth[/highlight].
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A conversation between George W. Bush and Queen Elizabeth II, now that would be something I'd just love to listen in on...

 

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I've had a few girlfriends in my college days that I suspected were Reptilians, but they weren't Scilons.

British royals or Bush family?