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Debbie Cook: A highly successful CEO of a large non-profit organization...

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by anonomog, Sep 23, 2010.

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  1. anonomog

    anonomog Gold Meritorious Patron

    J.Swift published a screenshot of Debbie Cook's website's About Us page on OCMB. Good find J. Swift.

    The website is for Cook Profitability Services.

    I wonder why she doesn't mention the non-profit organization is the Church of Scientology? :whistling:
  2. Arthur Dent

    Arthur Dent Silver Meritorious Patron

    Gee, would you?

    Plus it's self promotion. I'm sure she'll have to 'fess up if she has a serious inquiry. I hope she does well.
  3. skollie

    skollie Silver Meritorious Patron

    should read

    Debbie has both the formal administrative training and the years of experience in running thousands of staff with very little pay and sleep, and making hundreds of millions in revenue due to heavy regging of members, sending staff out to people who do not answer the phone calls, while experiencing rapid organizational expansion. This has given her a high level of skill at optimizing work situations and troubleshooting problem areas.
  4. Voltaire's Child

    Voltaire's Child Fool on the Hill

    ...and was also a party to the harassing of Maria Pia Gardini.
  5. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire

    To be fair, take a look at her Linked-In profile: It doesn't hide her past and present affiliation to the CofS, although I admit the S-word doesn't appear there, and one would have to look up any of the unfamiliar entities to see the connection.

    But, hell, I'm in the same boat. I don't put the S-word on any of my non-Scn sites either, although I don't hide my past affiliation either. Not that I could if I wanted to. :)

  6. Alanzo

    Alanzo Bardo Tulpa

    I wonder what her freeloader's debt was?
  7. Good twin

    Good twin Floater

  8. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    From Debbie Cook's Website: "Cook Profitability Services"

    Debbie knows profit!

    Debbie knows "proven ways to get volume new patients!"

    "After successfully completing my services, I have nothing
    negative to say. As a matter of fact I unable to say anything
    after completing my Routing-Out-Form which included a
    little procedure that is designed to limit reactive natter. Debbie
    said my surgically severed vocal chords will be reattached when I
    show that I can be trusted to not spread entheta about anything
    negative that happened at the Pychosomatic Treatment Center which,
    if it happened, was all my fault anyways!" ​
  9. Smurf

    Smurf Gold Meritorious SP

    7907 DONSHIRE DR
    CONVERSE, TX 78109-3252


    Registered Agent: DEBRA J COOK-BAUMGARTEN
    7907 DONSHIRE DR
    CONVERSE, TX 78109

    File Number: TX 0801245543

    SOS Registration Date: March 18, 2010

    Taxpayer Number: 32041459952

    Wayne has her company listen on his Facebook:
    Last edited: Sep 24, 2010
  10. fortymarriedandbalding

    fortymarriedandbalding Patron with Honors

    Maybe she should learn wog speak before she tries selling herself to wogs
  11. HelluvaHoax!

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    Umm, uhhh--I wrote that cv part.

    But, I am pretty sure I duplicated it exactly as I was channeling it. :D
  12. omnom

    omnom Patron with Honors

    The dead giveaway was:
    If that were true, she'd still be there.
  13. HelluvaHoax!

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    Yeah, I admit, I must have been arrogant enough to think that someone would actually read it all the way thru and see that subtle little clue at the end of her cv! lol

    Note to self: Damn, boy! Stop fooling around with cryptic wordplay and spit it out! :D
  14. Stat

    Stat Gold Meritorious Patron

    You guys just crossed the line big time. Debbie is the LRH of a Facebook. Get your act straight, fuckers. I will disapprove your Liabilities twice before I will even read them.
  15. BC1

    BC1 Patron with Honors

    I find it amusing that she lists her degree from Hubbard College as an "MBA equivalent" what a joke.
  16. Smurf

    Smurf Gold Meritorious SP

    On the other hand, Debbie & Bruce are now self-sufficient and have bills to pay like the rest of us. One of my biggest obstacles post-cult was finding job and formatting my resumes to explain time gaps in job history.

    I couldn't be honest and list the Church of Scientology as en employer. Ahem. Job duties: criminal & unethical business practices, assault & battery, investigatory surveillance on innocent people, taking orders to end people's lives, etc.

    Debbie has to present herself in the best light that will encourage people to hire her, even if it means major fudging on her work history. The lady has to eat and pay rent, too.
  17. degraded being

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    Mind Bending Arsehole.
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    ok, we didn't really need another one of these threads now, did we?

  19. HelluvaHoax!

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    With an MBA equivalent, she should have lots of high-toned, theta clients at Marty's Church of Shackology.

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