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God, Hell and The Bomb

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by Clay Pigeon, Aug 5, 2019.

  1. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Gold Meritorious Patron

    My apologies to those discomfitted by an artists over-sized ego but...

    I do take delight in it when I knock out a piece of wordsmithing I believe to be worth reading...

    As it happens, I just knocked out three very diverse posts on three different threads which flow one into the next so as to be worth gathering in one spot under the primal title of this thread

    I'm still Toulouse Low Tech but if some bright young spirit with compassion for a doddering old fart would make a post with links to...

    In this order...

    1. The first post on page twentyone of "cientology, Ron Hubbard and Hypnosis" thread

    2. The fourteenth post on page two of the "Feather v. Feather..." thread and...

    3. The eighth post on the "To The Hacker thread...

    Then readers might not just see but hear what your vastly demented colleague thinks a sonorous literary chord...
  2. Me and My Self

    Me and My Self Self-born, Autogamous Unicorn

  3. freethinker

    freethinker Sponsor

    The writing isn't bad at all.
  4. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Gold Meritorious Patron

    My deepest gratitude to you...

    A small accolade now and then is enough

    Now Then...

    It MUST be noted:

    That six live nukes came off the rack at Minot AFB at the end of August 2007 is material fact well recorded on the internet.

    That President Bush was in Bellevue Washington the last Monday of August 2007 can be verified.

    One of the very few important papers I have ever produced which is saved somewhere does happen to be a Xerox of the report I handed over to Kirkland PD an was delivered to the anthrax sniffers in "The Decider's" entourage.

    On my honor and most particularly noting this is a single writing in three parts the first speaking of The Divine and the second speaking of my tragic firstborn son thus it would speak excedingly bad of my character if I were to knowingly produce a material falsehood in the third part, it is material fact I on or about 28 Aug 07 wrote out an order to take six live nuclear warheads off the rack (any rack; I wasn't picky)

    These are the MATERIAL facts

    No known MATERIAL connection exists between these two material facts.


    Correct Forensic Judgement holds this to be strange coincidence.

    Those who read these three pieces know it is my conceit not only to claim connection exists but to claim cuse and effect relationship.

    This claim is based on Poetic Liscence.

    To consider the two material facts connected in some way opens a variety of possible theories.

    I get a kick out of claiming cause and effect relationship; the image of the rogue CIA asset with a verbal diplomatic portfolio turning in a "White Paper" and slamming a megaton six-shooter on the mahogany and ending a war is something a lively reader should get a kick out of as well.

    Nor was I writing seriously when I wrote the thing out; it was a playful exercise from which I expected no result.

    The contretemps in North Dakota was not reported until three weeks later and when I read of it in The Seattle Times my eyes just about bugged out of my head...

    I'm glad there are at least a few readers here who should appreciate this clarification...

    But by God!!!

    No nukes is good news and BABY...

    Your sweet little blue eyed boy kicked BUTT back in Aught Seven!!!
  5. freethinker

    freethinker Sponsor

    OK but just don't expect me to believe what you write. It was like reading a suspense novel.
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  6. JustSheila

    JustSheila Crusader

    Sansa Stark: They respect you, they really do, but you have to... Why are you laughing?

    Jon Snow: What did father use to say? Everything before the word "but" is horse shit.
  7. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Gold Meritorious Patron


    Anyone who likes my wordplay
    doesn't have to believe a word I say!

    However, I do hope I can have the respect for speaking the truth when presenting material fact

    The six nukes did come off the rack

    Material fact, easily verified

    I wrote an order for six nukes the day they came off the rack.

    Material fact supported only by my statement.

    Then the relationship between these two facts is pure speculation though it is a kicky thing to think I actually caused it.

    Yeah! It IS unbelieveable...
  8. Bill

    Bill Gold Meritorious Patron

    I'll go along with "unbelievable".

    As I said, I looked into it. One pertinent fact is that the nuclear weapons did NOT "come off the rack" because of any "written order". To whom did you write/send the order?
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  9. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Gold Meritorious Patron

    As I mentioned, I sent it to no one. As I wrote it I thought it only a playful exercise. I was in a very good mood having completed my report to the President and particularly pleased he had (by chance???) flown into Sea-Tac as I finished it having been working on it since a Jordanian in Boston had approached me passing a familiar sign/countersign which led to a diplomatic initiative with the (primary) insurgents then engaged with our forces in Iraq.

    It might be difficult to imagine just how lighthearted one can feel upon finishing such a weighty task as engineering the the parameters of a cessation to hostilities which had at that time claimed the lives of more than 3700 of America's finest and what I wrote was every bit as giddy as it would appear.

    Then three weeks later comes the report that six nukes had in fact come off the rack when I had "ordered" six nukes to come off the rack.

    Is there a cause effect/relationship between the two material facts?

    I don't know.

    It certainly sounds both unbelievable and (nearly but not quite) impossible.

    I DO get a hell of a kick from entertaining the conceit that I pulled six live nukes off the rack...

    And as mad as it sounds, if you closely examine the situation there is profound method in the madness...
  10. Me and My Self

    Me and My Self Self-born, Autogamous Unicorn

    Would seem to me more like telepathy than telekinesis...