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Happy Birthday!

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by Emma, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. Emma

    Emma Con te partirĂ² Administrator

    IF it was your birthday today, and IF you were reading this board and IF I happened to know it was your birthday, then...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  2. Free to shine

    Free to shine Shiny & Free

    Now that's my kind of cake!

    Can I have one when it's my birfday?
  3. Tanstaafl

    Tanstaafl Crusader

    I'm sure whoever it may be is touched by your gesture! :flowers:

    However, I think they're a big pansy for not revealing themselves! :D
  4. He-man

    He-man Hero extraordinary


    Ah the good times. Just a 3 post long thread. That'll be done in no time! :floor:


    There! All done! I suppose I'll take the hoover with me, god damn hoover this! I don't think Emma will notice.

    It's myyy prrrrecious!

    I shure hope no one will miss it... Well I can always give it back if it's needed again. Like, if some ghost starts acting up. Lot of ghosts in these electronic walls. 12 good years of posting generates more BT's then that fekking volcano did 60 million years ago.

    What a load of balls that story was. I can't believe I was so afraid to read it back when I finally did, that must've been? 2008?

    Good times.

    Whale! Shouldn't stay! Time for the living to vacate this place and head to the chat. That's where any good after party is held. The chat box.

  5. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

    And who will be the thread killer (i.e. the last poster) of each of the threads on this board before shutdown time? Maybe Emma will have the last say after she shuts off further posts from anyone but herself and then posts the last post on each thread. She would be the ultimate thread killer!
  6. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    Or maybe the end will be like this ...