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I was checking quotes on my kidneys, so I could buy my freedom in the cult

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn, Oct 16, 2013.

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  1. I'm sure this video has been posted here before but that quote simple blew my mind


    At 1:40 in this video


    'I was checking quotes on my kidneys, so I could buy my freedom in the cult of Scientology'


    [video=youtube;N0UFZVHfel4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0UFZVHfel4[/video]




    The guy in this video was looking to sell a kidney so he could buy more services from Scientology, crackheads don't even do that.

    [video=youtube;dftaP5eLD0o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dftaP5eLD0o[/video]
     
  2. Lurker5

    Lurker5 Gold Meritorious Patron

    F'g WOW :wow: :unsure:


    :angry:
    This is why :scnsucks:
    :guyfawkes:
     
  3. TG1

    TG1 Angelic Poster

    Do you know who that guy is?

    Michael Fairman, the actor.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. I knew he was an actor, I just didn't know who he was, Hollywood Trivia doesn't really interest me, I doubt I'll remember his name tomorrow
     
  5. Orglodyte

    Orglodyte Patron with Honors

    Thanks for posting this. It's a shocking quote indeed.

    At 2:25, Rinder is hilarious. "When I drive by an accident, I can call 911!"

    Really effective video.
     
  6. BardoThodol

    BardoThodol Silver Meritorious Patron

    You had me at "Ducati."

    Or was it the short shorts behind the Ducati?

    Anyways, I'd watched the video when it first came out but didn't hear the part about the kidneys. Holy Shit! Madness!

    Ps: also liked the part right after Tory around 2:20, lighting up on a swing.

    Swing lo' Sweet Chariot
     
  7. AnonyMary

    AnonyMary Formerly Fooled - Finally Free

    That is not Michael Fairman.
     
  8. TG1

    TG1 Angelic Poster

    Mary,

    Which one do you think is not Michael ... the guy in the video or the photo I posted? (I thought they were both Michael.)

    TG1
     
  9. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

  10. R2-45

    R2-45 Silver Meritorious Patron

    Check the ears, check the ears!

    :hmm:Where's Rich when you need him?:hysterical:
     
  11. rich

    rich Silver Meritorious Patron

    not funny
     
  12. R2-45

    R2-45 Silver Meritorious Patron

    I thought it was funny, Rich and I meant no harm.

    I apologize if you found it irritating or insulting.

    :blush:
     
  13. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    It was funny! :hysterical:
     
  14. In present time

    In present time Gold Meritorious Patron

    is too;)
     
  15. In present time

    In present time Gold Meritorious Patron

    anyway, it is illegal to sell your kidney, but i have heard the idea bantered around more than once when i was in.
     
  16. A religion that would even consider allowing it's member to sell a kidney to pay for it's services, that is so far beyond fucked up that it couldn't even catch a bus back to fucked up.

    That's like 3rd World Drug Cartel fucked up.
     
  17. Gadfly

    Gadfly Crusader

    Hey, it is JUST a "meat body", a biological puppet that has been dying since the day it was born.

    MEST doesn't endure, and physical bodies are only temporary shells.

    YOU, the THETAN, are ETERNAL. Investing in your eternity is the sensible thing to do, and NOW! Investing in MEST, and concerns of the meat body are wrong-targetting and a major distraction. Focus on the essential - you and your eternity!

    Get the liver removed, survive on one (which anyone can do), and GO UP THE BRIDGE!!!! :happydance: :happydance: :happydance::happydance:

    Heck, when you are fully OT you can "make another liver".

    (the above is sarcasm, and representative of a typical Scientology mindset)
     
  18. BardoThodol

    BardoThodol Silver Meritorious Patron

    Yeah, who needs a kidney?

    Or an arm?

    Or leg?

    <br>[video=youtube;zKhEw7nD9C4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4[/video]

    A real OT makes things go right, with or without a body.
     
  19. rich

    rich Silver Meritorious Patron

     
  20. R2-45

    R2-45 Silver Meritorious Patron

    No.

    It's $cientology.

    It's even more fucked up than even I can imagine.

    :)