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Miscellaneous emails from Washington DC org

Discussion in 'Leaks - Emails, Promo, Insider Info' started by Pooks, Dec 27, 2009.

  1. Pooks


    From: Founding Church of Scientology <>
    To: "Founding Church of Scientology" <>
    Date: Thursday, December 24, 2009

  2. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire

    I think they don't know the difference between "capital" and "Capitol."

  3. Div6

    Div6 Crusader

    What a joyous love-fest! That picture just makes me want to go out and .....

    But wait. What is that in the background? It looks like some sort of 'fill the thermometer' game. That coffee cup is awfully empty....

    Is this the state of "Internal PR" for an "Ideal Org"?

    How sad....
  4. EP - Ethics Particle

    EP - Ethics Particle Gold Meritorious Patron

    The future...

    He's havin' a hug from Kim :eyeroll: Will he still have a big grin after a few "face rips" :confused2: Only The Shadow knows. :eyeroll:
  5. GoNuclear

    GoNuclear Gold Meritorious Patron

    always ...

    Always a crop of new young suckers who believe all of the alibi stories about the dwarf, the HubTurd, and Cof$, and how bad and evil the psychs are, not to mention the evil psych inspired squirrels and how nobody has it right except the Cof$, how if it weren't for all of those evil supressives Cof$ wouldn't have to charge nearly as much, etc, etc, etc. Trying to get thru to this guy would be like talking to a turnip, until such time as he experiences some of the crap coming at him directly.

  6. Eldon

    Eldon Patron

    Or maybe they've got a bunch of congresspeople moving up the bridge that we don't know about? :unsure:

    How long do you suppose it's been since the last new staff member signed up?
  7. thetanic

    thetanic Gold Meritorious Patron

    That doesn't sound like a real success story.
  8. nozeno

    nozeno Gold Meritorious Patron

    That was capital old chap.

    Now I'm a limey, NOT.
  9. HCObringOrder?

    HCObringOrder? Silver Meritorious Patron

    Hey, I never got a hug for joining staff!! :grouch:
    I did get a handshake for joining the SO. :duh:
  10. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    I am thinking there is another interpretation....

    A few minutes after joining, he realized he had made a terrible, terrible mistake and announced his cog with VGI's that he 'remembered' that he was out-qual for staff because he had done LSD.....earlier in the day!

    So, someone screamed "HCO BRING ORDER!" and the chick grabbed him in a bear-hug of death to prevent him from blowing. This is part of TR-BS (TR-BlowStop), where you grab-and-frisk a blowing staff member for car keys,passports and other criminal possessions.

    Then she screamed in his face, reminding him that he was still on staff (until he officially routed out and got his leaving sec checks) and ordered him to smile and just do what he was told...because Ron said he was a DB for wanting to leave.

    That R-Factor really indicated to him and he blew charge on cogging that he was a degraded being...but an uptone one!
  11. thetanic

    thetanic Gold Meritorious Patron

    Joining staff at FCDC is by far, the best decision I've ever made. They promised to teach me proper use of commas! Imagine! Mastery over commas. Life is falling into place.... My bank account balance is already falling and it isn't even Thursday at 2 yet. Wow! Too bad we won't get time off to go on our honeymoon.

    It is the greatest good for all Dynamics. Especially the first. The best place, the best time and the best org to join is not right here and not right now... We'd rather spend our honeymoon time traveling on the PLANET!!!
  12. Boojuum

    Boojuum Silver Meritorious Patron

    to HH:

    Very perceptive of you.

  13. nozeno

    nozeno Gold Meritorious Patron

    I got a hand job
  14. Wisened One

    Wisened One Crusader

    That doesn't start for a few months. They wait for him to acclimate to the relaxed rules first (since he's a newbie) then they slowly up the dial on lack of sleep, etc. Then they go for the jugular...:D
    Last edited: Feb 20, 2010
  15. Winston Smith

    Winston Smith Flunked Scientology

    I got screwed.
  16. nozeno

    nozeno Gold Meritorious Patron

    Did you enjoy it?

    Or was it fleeting like attesting to a Grade Level?
  17. Pooks


    From: Founding Church of Scientology <>
    Subject: Meet another new staff member
    To: "Founding Church of Scientology" <>
    Date: Thursday, January 14, 201

    Richie Gambino

  18. Pooks


    From: Founding Church of Scientology <>
    Subject: Meet our new staff member
    To: "Founding Church of Scientology" <>
    Date: Sunday, January 10, 2010

    Steve Zeigler
    Sharon Montague
    Kristen Spliethof

  19. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire

    Bother. Typo. Tsk tsk.

  20. Pooks


    From: Founding Church of Scientology <>
    Subject: Rons Org Event Friday Night February 19 2010
    To: "Founding Church of Scientology" <>
    Date: Sunday, February 14, 2010