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Discussion in 'Freezone, Independents, and Other Flavors of Scien' started by Andy Nolch, Jul 30, 2019.

  1. Andy Nolch

    Andy Nolch Patron

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  2. PirateAndBum

    PirateAndBum Gold Meritorious Patron

  3. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    Andy Nolch said:
    That's right, link are below. :biggrin:
     
  4. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    Are, are, are.

    Me hearties! Are.

    (It are close to International Pirate Day at ESMB)

    Are. Are, are, are.
     
  5. Dotey OT

    Dotey OT Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE

    I can get behind this!!

    Are, are are are!!
     
  6. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    'twas on the good ship Venus
    by god you should have seen us
    the figurehead was a lady in bed
    sucking a dead man's finger


    the first mate was called carter
    by god he was a farter
    when the wind wouldn't blow and the ship wouldn't go
    they used carter the farter to start 'er


    Anybody remember any more verses?
     
  7. Wilbur

    Wilbur Patron Meritorious

    The cabin boy was Fitler
    he was a fuckin' Hitler
    he stuffed his arse with broken glass
    and circumsized the skipper
     
  8. TrevAnon

    TrevAnon Big List researcher

  9. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    Poetry corner.

    Mary had a little skirt
    with splits right up the sides
    and every time that Mary walked
    the boys could see her thighs
    Mary had another skirt
    'twas split right up the front
    but she didn't wear that one very often.

    ------------------

    Mary had a little clock
    she swallowed it one day
    and now she's taking Epsom salts
    to pass the time away

    For days and days she took the salts
    the time it did not pass
    so if you want to know the time
    just look up Mary's number in the 'phone book.
     
  10. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    How're ya likin' it so far Andy? Your thread's really showing its full potential. :biggrin:
     
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  11. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    Ah, the wonders of a public school education.
     
  12. Dotey OT

    Dotey OT Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE

    There once are a young boy named Andy (oops)
    Who's grammar was indeed mighty dandy (again, forgive me)
    He tried splaining one day
    The hole hole track away (here I go, big finish)
    And lost a PC that was Ghandi
     
  13. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    Don't give up the day job Dotey. :biggrin:
     
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  14. Dotey OT

    Dotey OT Cyclops Duck of the North - BEWARE

    I was a hoping to be Andy's word clearerer. I'm the word clearingest word clearer you've e'er seen!!

    In fact, speaking of e'er, I mean error, how's Andy's new facebook-a-ma-thing going?

    Oh, and by the way, what's a day job???? Ima thinkin I would like it.