ME.....ME.......ME.......!!!
I had an Oatee win..... I postulated that I'd be able to find a space in my (usually) very busy Sainsbury's car park. And I did!!!! Woo Woo.
Actually it was 9.00 am on Sunday morning, and the store doesn't open until 10.00...... So out of 300 odd spaces, 295 were available..........
I also postulated that I would be able to avoid a stationary vehicle at a red traffic light 150 yards ahead of me. And I did!!
Actually I was doing 30 MPH, so by the time I arrived the lights had gone green and the other vehicle had turned off....... This is known as driving in town correctly..............
We used to have Oatee Wins announced at my old Mission. The above examples are similar to the sort of crap that people came up with. I used to question some of this. The looks I got were a delight.........
Once we even had the ED, (who was OT), announce that their win was postulating that the engine on their car needed to stop, because they trapped their finger between the fan belt and a pulley with the engine running!!! Luckily this car was so fucked that the belt was too slack to mangle their finger, and the extra drag DID make the engine cut out.
Pure luck, not OT powers saved the day. I couldn't believe that they put this forward as an OT win. I classed it as 10/10 for a full retard moment...........
Unbelievable!!