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Phillipines , here come the VMs...maybe

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by Smackthis, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. Smackthis

    Smackthis Patron


    I don't know how to add images , this is the best I could do.

    BUT , will the International Disaster Response Team be on the way any time soon with Assist Booklets on hand?

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  2. Arthur Dent

    Arthur Dent Silver Meritorious Patron

    You can look up any of these organizations online to donate or help.
    Death toll, reportedly, could reach 10,000. This is horrible. The survivors are in great need.

    World Food Programme
    WFP has allocated an immediate $2 million for Haiyan relief, with a greater appeal pending as needs become apparent. The UN organization is sending 40 metric tons of fortified biscuits in the immediate aftermath, as well as working with the government to restore emergency telecommunications in the area. Americans can text the word AID to 27722 to donate $10 or give online.
    Red Cross
    Emergency responders and volunteers throughout the Philippines are providing meals and relief items. Already, thousands of hot meals have been provided to survivors. Red Cross volunteers and staff also helped deliver preliminary emergency warnings and safety tips. Give by donating online or mailing a check to your local American Red Cross chapter.

    The Philippine Red Cross has mobilized its 100 local outposts to help with relief efforts. .

    The relief organization is sending medical aid for 20,000 survivors, including antibiotics, wound care supplies and pain relievers. AmeriCares is also giving funds to local organizations to purchase supplies.

    World Vision
    The organization is providing food, water and hygiene kits at the evacuation centers. World Vision was also still actively responding to last month's earthquake in Bohol, which luckily was not struck by the eye of the storm.

    Salvation Army
    100 percent of all disaster donations will be used for relief efforts and "to immediately meet the specific needs of disaster survivors." Text TYPHOON to 80888 to Donate $10 or give online.
  3. Churchill

    Churchill Gold Meritorious Patron

    The Assist books CAN be used in place of Toilet Paper, but little else.
  4. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    They'll be looking to ANZO for VMs. There won't be many takers. Most VMs here have learned from past experience and now know that these things are just BS PR and Photo Op exercises for the CofS.
  5. Infinite

    Infinite Troublesome Internet Fringe Dweller

  6. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Tsunami? Scientology can handle that!


  7. Ted

    Ted Gold Meritorious Patron

    Re: Tsunami? Scientology can handle that!

    Fukushima, here we come! :yes:

    Oh, wait. No? We aren't coming? :no:

    Disaster relief? :omg:

    Er, ah…
  8. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    Re: Tsunami? Scientology can handle that!

    The VM's should have no hesitation on going to Fukushima, being that they are the ones who are cause over radiation.

    They could set up tents everywhere and pass out Niacin. :whistling:
  9. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Re: Tsunami? Scientology can handle that!


    But, in reality, how would the cult handle Fukushima?

    They wouldn't send in perfectly healthy VMs to a "suppressive" environment where children are suffering thyroid cancer and the water is radioactive.

    WHY? Because it would not be the greatest good to expose and sacrifice able VMs who are still able to donate money to the cult.

    HANDLING: Get Scientologists to donate 1,992,000 copies of "ALL ABOUT RADIATION" (one for each person in Fukushima). Pay local photographers to capture images of grinning Japanese people holding up a copy of the book. They don't have to be from Fukushima, so don't go all figure-figure about it.

    VFP: At $25 per copy, this would generate $49,800,000 in GI. This is how Scientology can handle Fukushima victims by running a Fukushima Fuk-u-schema on Scientologist victims.
    Last edited: Nov 10, 2013
  10. AnonKat

    AnonKat Crusader


  11. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    Re: Tsunami? Scientology can handle that!

    On Amazon it's going for $45.55 per copy! You can get it for $25 per copy? You must know the right people. :coolwink:
  12. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Re: Tsunami? Scientology can handle that!

    Naturally, I quoted you the Fukushima BULK RATE for a Fukuverymuch-etorius level of donation of 10,000 copies.

    It is times of international disaster that will form the questions of character you will have to ask yourself in the future. . .

    2. DID YOU HELP?​

    This is your opportunity to help Ron achieve his dream of "A World Without Radioactive PTS Japs".

    Think of the Japanese child thetans that are dramatizing cancer and donate generously!
  13. Idle Morgue

    Idle Morgue Gold Meritorious Patron

    They will get the "show on the road"!



    Surely there is some whale out there to fleece to pay for a few people to get to the Philippines, buy VM T-Shirts for $20 so Gold can take photos and Scientology takes credit for the "help" - locational assists :omg:

    Surely someone can give COB some photos of this to show at the grand opening??

    Start of Assist:

    VM: Where are you?

    Victim: An Island in the Pacific

    VM: Thank you!

    VM: End of Assist!

    Victim: HUH? (don't show that on the video)

    PHOTO shown at the event (if it is not cancelled)

    From "Source Magazine"

    Scientologists from around the Globe donned their yellow T-Shirts at $20 a piece and did the Volunteer Ministers Course at their Ideal Orgs so they could pour into the Philippines to HELP!

    courtesy of photo stock and paid actors in the Phillipines. The Leader of the Phillipines is acking COB for all the HELP on the big screen!
  14. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Talking about VMs. . .

    What do Scientology VMs and bumble bees have in common?

    They both have yellow jackets, attack in swarms and "sting" their victim.

    Scientology VM's "getting in com" with disaster victim


    Yeah, okay, so these ones aren't technically Bumble Bees.
    So what? You actually expected Scientology to deliver what is promised? LOL

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  15. Operating DB

    Operating DB Truman Show Dropout

  16. AnonKat

    AnonKat Crusader

    I's like trying to cure a disaster with a disaster
    Last edited: Nov 11, 2013
  17. Smackthis

    Smackthis Patron

    6 years ago the vms were in the Phillipines according to this brief video.

    No doubt their great work has not been forgotton and the services of the Mighty Yellow Shirts are needed again.
  18. AnonKat

    AnonKat Crusader

    Touch assist in the phillipines. Risky bussiness
  19. Smackthis

    Smackthis Patron

    This asshole says "we gave a lot of medical attention" when they were in Haiti.

    Assists and Locationals have NOTHING to do with medicine.

    Maybe by "attention" he meant they watched what was going on. Bystanders.
  20. Smackthis

    Smackthis Patron

    This is the sort of help the vms can deliver , look at the Stats , wow -

    In response to that claim, Davis forwarded their report on Scientology's involvement in the recent disaster. That information follows.

    Highlights January 16-February 4, 2010
    - Volunteer Ministers who have served or are currently serving in Haiti: 146
    - Doctors, nurses and EMTs transported to Haiti since January 16: 394
    - Doctors, nurses and EMTs on waiting list for next VM flight: 100
    - Approximate individuals directly helped by Volunteer Ministers: 41,000
    - Approximate meals served to patients, refugees and medical teams: 6,000
    - Tons of food and supplies transported to Haiti since January 16: 20
    - Tons of food and supplies distributed with World Food Program: 420

    With numbers like those above , particularly the tons of food distributed , the vms are required in the Phillipines.

    420 Tons of Food:roflmao: