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Scientology Executive Orders

Discussion in 'Important documents' started by Anonycat, Dec 11, 2012.

  1. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

  2. Idle Morgue

    Idle Morgue Gold Meritorious Patron

    I could not resist!:coolwink:

    Scientology Executive Orders:

    1. Make MONEY!
    2. Make others make lots of MONEY!
    3. Repeat step 1.
    4. Repeat step 2.
    5. Hide the MONEY and lie!
    6. Glossy promo and rippling events lying to them about what it is spent on.
    7. Hide more money.
    8. Use the money to harass and attack anyone who has a beef with Scientology to scare those who even dare think about speaking out about the crimes witnessed daily by these DB's!
    9. Make More MONEY!
    10. Tell more lies!
    11. Get not only their money but every one around them - their money too!
    12. Get them the fuck out if they do not cooperate fully!
    13. Hide all crimes!

    COB, David Miscavige aka Slappy McSavage, Dwarf Mismanagement, Drippy Miss Cabbage

    Do it now you degraded beings or we will yank your certs, stop your bridge to total spiritual freedom and fuck with your eternal destiny!:omg: