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Scientology TV goes live tomorrow at 8 pm Eastern on app, DirecTV

Discussion in 'Tony Ortega' started by RSS Feed, Mar 11, 2018.

  1. RSS Feed

    RSS Feed RSS Feeder Bot

    There is a new post up at the Underground Bunker

    Scientology TV goes live tomorrow at 8 pm Eastern on app, DirecTV

    Last night in Clearwater, Scientology leader David Miscavige revealed that Scientology TV is now an app which is downloadable for both Android and Apple systems, and that programming will begin streaming on the app, and at DirecTV, tomorrow night at 8 pm Eastern.

    L. Ron Hubbard Way in Los Angeles, meanwhile, has been [...]


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  2. tesseract

    tesseract Patron with Horrors

    To the curious and curiouser:
    Take care and have a look at any authorizations the app demands before downloading it!!!
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  3. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    I heard an ad this morning on Jack FM Los Angeles for the Scientology TV station. But when I looked at the direct TV guide - no sign of it. Mimsey
  4. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on


    I've already got my DTR programmed to record Kirstie's morning show every day!

    It's called:

    starring Kirstie Alley

    Tomorrow morning (Monday) is the premiere episode, and Kirstie's topic is:

    I just saw a teaser trailer and TNT stands for: "Thetan Nullification Tweeting!" and the "tech" focuses on the importance of declaring, disconnecting, dead-agenting & destroying anyone who is not theta.
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  5. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

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  6. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation

    Lisbeth ... are you in there yet?

    I wonder if they'd like some additional material added quietly to their official programming?
  7. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

    I guess I'll have to develop some programming treatments in time.
    This is all so new for me at the moment.

    I'll pass them on to HelluvaHoax!, who seems to have current ties
    to scriptwriters and such. :coolwink: It all depends on the popularity of and
    interest in this thread. I'll see if it catches fire.

    I looked for a TV Guide with the programming listed out and found
    this during a search on google.


    Whoever made this is pretty clever with the nod to "Oleana." Oleanna is a play
    by David Mamet about a university professor and a female student, who accuses
    him of sexual exploitation.
    Oh, well. :shrug:
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  8. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation

    Lol! Whoever made it doesn't know the cofs too well ... $15 for a TV guide? Surely a weekly scientology TV guide would have to cost at least $1500?

    PS I'm not calling you Shirley.
  9. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

    . . .

  10. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    I called up Don Hubbard today (he may be an OH[sup]1[/sup], but he has a mobile phone) and asked him what he made of the Church of Scientology a day away from having its own tv station & programming?

    More specifically, I asked him what his estranged twin brother Ron would think of it, were he alive today.

    [sup]1[/sup] OH - noun: (abbv.) Operating Hobo

  11. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

    . . .
    Monday Night on Investigation Discovery Network . . . set your DVR!

    Vanity Fair Confidential

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  12. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on


    So, I am wondering how can Scientology possibly build content and a library of media material if they keep having to DELETE product every time someone blows, gets offloaded, goes to the RPF or gets declared?

    Imagine if any movie studio (e.g. Universal Studios) had to destroy the negatives of any feature film they ever made if one of the actors ever said anything negative about their studio or executives?

    Or, they'd have to destroy any of their own movies (even blockbusters) and prevent them from being re-run----if any actor/director ever went SP and tried to sabotage Universal's income by (gasp!!) working for another "squirrel" movie studio like Warner Brothers!

    I actually wonder how can Scientology overcome it's own cannibalistic predation on its own members--and thereby continuously commit suicide by attacking itself and its products. Maybe, there is a faint glimmering of hope for the COS--just thought of it! What if the 24/7 programming on Scientology is just a static view of one of those flatscreen wall monitors that "handle the public" in all of the Ideal Orgs.

    Get it?! The network doesn't then need any show HOSTS or GUESTS. They just need a tripod supported camera in front of a flatscreen.

    And if they want to bring massive production value to their shows, they can add a second tripod videocam out on the front sidewalk in from of their Ideal 1 in 10,000 pedestrians are "8C-ed" to do a life-changing can squeeze.

    Reality TV is very hot right now, right?
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  13. I told you I was trouble

    I told you I was trouble Suspended animation

    Posted by Don Hubbard via HelluvaHoax! .... and snippety snipped.

    I have a really good feeling about this ... we could be swamped by new (and old) members.

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  14. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

    . . .
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  15. Mimsey Borogrove

    Mimsey Borogrove Crusader

    "So, I am wondering how can Scientology possibly build content and a library of media material if they keep having to DELETE product every time someone blows, gets offloaded, goes to the RPF or gets declared?"

    You do know they stopped casting scios years ago for just that reason? Plus they have Gold Shoopers to fix any miscreants that might lower the theta level of the production.

  16. TexasLurker

    TexasLurker Patron

    Is the app free?

    A great PR move would be to offer a bunch of awesome free programming with zero proselytizing, thereby normalizing their brand and getting a huge audience of “normal” people hooked in to whom they could proselytize later...

    Great PR and scamology never mix though.
  17. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    Good point!

    I was thinking more of the VIDEO and FILM products. I haven't seen them invest the megabucks to re-shoot any films with new actors yet. Like the Larry Anderson video (which was pathetic cult crap to begin with), but they just junked it when he blew.

    They probably should switch over to digitally produced avatars in their films, instead of actors. Then they can just switch out (digitally) to a new avatar for that role.

    Wait, better yet! Why don't they just use animations for all their films.

    Oh, wait, even better. Cartoons!

    That last one seems to be of comparable magnitude to their planet clearing technology. lol
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  18. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

    So many reveals, so many laughs, all in one phone interview.
    I've read this one a few times, laughing like crazy each time.

    What I'm imagining in my head are newly escaped members,
    sneaking over here for the first time and what must be going
    through their heads. No only do they learn about the existence
    of the hitherto unmentioned brother, but also all about the
    different family secrets Don openly discusses in your chat with
    him. That's just got to be a royal mind f**k for a newly out.

    Or perhaps, it's a newly minted OSA guy getting stuck with monitor-
    ing the posts on this message board. Or a non-scio hired to watch
    the board and report back. "Who the hell is this Don Hubbard?" "What
    are all these other expose TV programs?" "What the hell is going on?"

    It's sorta like escaping one alternate reality (Scientology) and diving
    in another alternate reality (ESMB), albeit this one is more fun and
    we have all the secret code rings.

    Props on landing that exclusive interview with Don Hubbard. :hysterical:
    Absolutely one of the best!
  19. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on


    Yeah, they will have no way of suspecting that Don hate to reveal confidential information here so publicly. I'll just say, Don has not yet been scientifically verified through DNA as Ron's twin brother. Well, not that we know of anyways.

    Yes, this will be a mind fuck for newly escaped cult marks, when they learn that Ron's own twin was declared an SP by LRH.

    Yet, none of this will screw their case up as bad as the moment they see photographic evidence of Don riding in his newly purchased Rathbun-like Ferrari convertible. Looks like Don took some big-ass hush money to me.

    I hate to speculate like this, so I'll just say is looks suspicious that Don is driving Ferraris and Bentleys, unless he sold us out.

    If Don begins appearing on that Scn TV channel in a brown blazer with out-of-focus bookshelves in the background-----trash talking ex scientology critics, we'll know that whole hippy, street persona was just a front to cloak his money-grubbing, fair-gaming, black-op running ass!
  20. ILove2Lurk

    ILove2Lurk Lisbeth Salander

    I'll have to dig through my photo archives on another day. I think I hid those
    because I thought they'd be too upsetting to be released . . . but I'll take a look.