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Svetlana Semiachkina needs $1800 to join the Scientology Sea Org

Discussion in 'General Scientology Discussion' started by CommunicatorIC, Mar 12, 2019.

  1. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    You're suggesting they sleep?
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  2. Leland

    Leland Crusader

    The last pic of the Go Fund Me Page has the location as Clearwater.

    So....if she is already in Clearwater...why the Medical Exam?

    Can she still need a Visa, if she is already in the States?

    Seems fishy to me. What Medical Exam costs $1800?
  3. CommunicatorIC

    CommunicatorIC @IndieScieNews on Twitter

    She might be in the U.S. on a tourist visa, which does not require a medical exam. An alien on a tourist visa cannot lawfully work in the U.S. Lawful permanent resident status, i.e. a "green card," required to work for the Sea Org, does require a medical exam.
  4. hummingbird

    hummingbird Patron with Honors

    So I decided to do some Googling, and found this on

    They look for mental disorders? Ruh-roh! Seems like wanting to join a cult, be sleep-deprived, mistreated, for pennies a day would tend to disqualify one, no?
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  5. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    I prefer the distinctive look of the Ideal Org uniforms from a couple years back.


    Especially THIS one. Scientology really does suck the life force out of people, so this uniform is appropriate.

  6. Leland

    Leland Crusader

    Are you trying to say this is a get-up a Vampire would wear....or Dracula?


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  7. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    Absolutely! If I was a vampire that would be part of my wardrobe. :yes:
  8. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Perfect for Regges!
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  9. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    LOL :D

    You are an expert Big Blue..
    My observation too but I didn't know how to write it ...Yes it shrinks the wrong way..
    As a former clothes merchandiser I can tell you it's a sign of cheap fabric that we usually get from Asia.
    The fabric shrinks along the stitches.

    When you buy cheap jeans this is what happens when you wash it for the firts time.

    By the way are those really Flag uniforms that are so cheap or Ideal morgue uniforms ?????

    I can't believe flag people are dressed like that and regging people for millions of $$$$$
    Captain Cook looked way better in the ole good times navy blue uniforms....
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2019
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  10. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on


    I can suggest a way to save the $ 1,800 for the medical exam.

    Simply meter-check the following question:


    If that question doesn't read, the person is allowed to attest to passing their medical quals and ordered to write a success story.

    The $1,800 saved could then be donated to a worthy charity like the IAFTAOSBWT (International Association For The Advancement of Spiritual Barbed Wire Technology).

    Last edited: Mar 15, 2019
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  11. HelluvaHoax!

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    If Hubbard hadn't traveled to another distant planet to do research in 1986, he would have researched the wholetrack tech to keep SO staff's suits wrinkle-free (on this planet).

    Staying true-to-form, he would have simply found some company ALREADY making a wrinkle-free, nylon/rayon/acrylic/microfiber blend fabric---and then slapped his own breakthrough-brand label on it. Claiming, of course, that HE discovered the Ideal Wrinkle-Free clothing, calling it WrinkleClear[sup]tm[/sup].

    Then he would order all staff and Scientologists to only wear the WrinkleClear[sup]tm[/sup] material when on course or auditing, as it is the same harmonious wavelength as the body, therefore creating a "distraction free environment" for the being while inside the body.

    People wearing non-standard clothing made of "wog fabric" would be summoned to ethics and required to clay demo KSW.

    Keeping Scientology Wrinkle-free.

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  12. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    Mine in red HH
  13. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    She might have a condition that wouldn't meet with the fitness board and they might want to prove there is no issue...
    Back in the old days, it happened often for conditions like diabetes , epilepsy that were considered stable...

    Till people are put on the SO regimen......
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2019
  14. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    They kind of make me think of fake baby bumps used in acting only maybe here they just want the staff to look well fed.

    Fake Baby Bump.jpg
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  15. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    hat I find sad is that, as very competent and clever slave traficking organization, they got that the wisest thing to do is to send people on another continent, very, it's almost impossible to buy a very expensive flight ticket... and your family can't help you on that when you come from China, Russia, India, Thailand ....... you are stucked there, at the Flag dark dead ghost town ..withouth any help to be expected there...for your eternity..
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2019
  16. TheOriginalBigBlue

    TheOriginalBigBlue Gold Meritorious Patron

    You really do sum it up with that point Lotus. Signing up for the Sea Org is essentially volunteering to work in an unregulated insane asylum. Lisa McPherson had to die to prove it.
  17. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    ANSWER: Oncological Diagnostic Screening The results her tests will then allow for the address of lung cancer and an accurate determination of therapeutic dosages to be prescribed & administered.

    TRANSLATION: The Flag Medical Officer (a high school dropout) will be able to purchase $1800 worth of additional cigarettes to smoke, in order to "run out" cancer, according to Dr. Hubbard's clinical studies that proved cancer is caused by "...not smoking enough cigarettes".
    Last edited: Mar 15, 2019
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  18. Voodoo

    Voodoo Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow

    Poor deluded woman. She obviously has no idea what she's getting herself into. :eek:
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  19. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    True. But she'll find out soon enough.
  20. renegade

    renegade Silver Meritorious Patron

    Sterilization, perhaps?