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SYDNEY DAY ORG - Actual leaked stats/dox [PICS]

Discussion in 'Leaks - Emails, Promo, Insider Info' started by Zhent, Apr 28, 2011.

  1. Zhent

    Zhent Leakus Maximus

    Why, its almost 2PM Thursday! You know what that means, time to roll out the stats!

    Now, I am not an (ex) Scientologist so all these numbers and descriptions don't mean much to me, so I am seeking detailed analysis and context on all these stats.
    In particular; What each stat means, any relevant history of stat, how the stat compares to what you might of seen on staff 2 or 20 years ago, anything else useful. An overall analysis of Sydney Day would be most welcome too.

    Without further ado, here is an assortment of SYDD stats from a period a few months back:



    Oh wow I hope this one means what I think it means...











    There were also some empty stats (all zeros) that I won't bother posting, for example:
    SYDD FRPCT (Flag Representative)
    SYDD SQPCS (Estates Manager)
    SYDD OPEQ (Estates Manager)
    SYDD QSH (HCO Area Secretary)
    SYDD HCOBILLS (Bookstore Officer)
    SYDD TTCACADCOMPS (Tech Training Corps In-Charge)
    SYDD TTCGRADINTRN (Tech Training Corps In-Charge)

    And now to accompany some of the Div6 stats, here is the relevant 'man-up' posting:


    And while we are at it, part of their condition formula for the last week shown. Emergency lol.


    @WWP lurkers: Don't cross post just yet, I want to get some understanding of what all this crap means first...
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2011
  2. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    Leak Of The Week! :thumbsup:
    The data is 4 months old but it's hella telling.
    OMG, look at the Cash/Bills = Insolvent Org.
  3. Free to shine

    Free to shine Shiny & Free

    Can you explain all the stats for Zhent Panda?
    I can't remember.
  4. Happy Days

    Happy Days Silver Meritorious Patron

    Yep, gotta love their dateline too, service providers must be screaming for their money .... ASIC where are you :D

    Solvency = paying your bills as and when they fall due ... not 3.5 years after they receive the bill, according to their dateline. :coolwink:
  5. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    LOL, I was thinking of doing it but it made my brain hurt too much!
    Gimme a minute to down some asprin. :D
  6. Happy Days

    Happy Days Silver Meritorious Patron

    Working on it...:D
  7. Outethicsofficer

    Outethicsofficer Silver Meritorious Patron

    re this

    Last edited: Apr 28, 2011
  8. Mystic

    Mystic Crusader

    A stistic, a stastic, an org that has gone spastic.
  9. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    For starters; in that week their VSD (Value of Service Delivered) is $10,134.96 (ie. that's how much they actually earned by delivering scn).

    Their Bills owed are up around $115,000 (they actually paid Bills totalling $1,429.00 in that week).

    Their Cash On Hand is down near zero (probably around <$1,000).

    They Started 6 new people (First Starts) and completed Zero.

    Argh! Brain hurt... more later. I'm gonna show these Stats to the former ED of Sydney Org and get her take on it.
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2011
  10. Free to shine

    Free to shine Shiny & Free

    Thanks Panda, yes it is brain hurt stuff.
  11. All that effort to compile all those stats, what a waste. If they had a product people were actually interested it, it wouldn't take all this stress and effort to barely keep the doors open.
  12. HelluvaHoax!

    HelluvaHoax! Platinum Meritorious Sponsor with bells on

    These statistics are very revealing!

    By using Ron's management-by-stats advanced technology
    we are able to spot the correct WHY that our organization is
    crashed & insolvent. And, best of all, now we can handle that
    WHY by attacking the source--psychs, world bankers and bts!
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2011
  13. Annonny

    Annonny Guest

    Is it time to gloat yet?
    They'll probably just ask Tom Cruise or Kirstey Alley for a few more millions. Problem solved.
  14. Petey C

    Petey C Silver Meritorious Patron

    Wow, amazing stats. I'm amused by First Starts. I used to be the PES there many years ago, and 6 starts would have been considered pretty much normal back in those days. Dunno what the cost is these days of a basic course; it used to be $20 or $25 for a Communication Course (Hubbard Apprentice Scientology course, now I spell it out I'm also amused by the name), and it wasn't that difficult to get six or so starts a week right off the street. Of course half of them left after the first day and just never came back. But as Panda points out, no completions. Bugger me.

  15. Freeminds

    Freeminds Bitter defrocked apostate

    Allow me to summarize


    And remember: foul old Ron said that Australia would be the first continent to go 'clear'. :roflmao:
  16. Outethicsofficer

    Outethicsofficer Silver Meritorious Patron you summarised it perfectly.
  17. supafreak

    supafreak Patron Meritorious

    Thank you for explaining what's what, James and Panda. This state of affairs makes me very happy!
  18. oneonewasaracecar

    oneonewasaracecar Gold Meritorious Patron

    Nice leak. Was that from BIA or one of the others?
  19. Robert H

    Robert H Patron

    What I find really odd is a stat I have not seen before - HCOCash. Could this be the value of the book sales? If it is, it shows only one thing, the org has become a book outlet, and that is all it is doing.

    I am not sure what the price of an intensive is, but it looks like only 2 intensives are being delivered a week. That means there is probably only one auditor on post.

    That other stat FUNDGI - could that be money regged for donations? Sounds like Fund Raising GI. It makes sense that DM would make this into one of the main statistics of the org.
  20. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    Nah, that's not how it works. If Tom or whomever were to give a few million, the last place to see any of that would be Sydney Org.

    I'm not gloating, btw, I'm genuinely shocked (if not surprised) to see this state of affairs.