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Discussion in 'Leaks - Emails, Promo, Insider Info' started by dianaclass8, Nov 8, 2011.

  1. dianaclass8

    dianaclass8 Silver Meritorious Patron

    I was told today that all of the CSWs; particularly the LOA CSWs are to be approved only by David Miscavige and no one else. Just him, that's it. And staff has to wait until he is good and ready to read them.

    Also that there is a new question added to the A-J checks; David wants to know who is masturbating and whoever is found comitting that 'overt' is ordered to do a major ethics program.

    The new pre requisites to attest to OT 7 are: to sell at least one Basic Books package and to be a Patron of the IAS, if not then you cannot attest.
  2. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    Too many slaves have escaped.....
  3. Arthur Dent

    Arthur Dent Silver Meritorious Patron

    Are you serious or joking?? :unsure: Like much other insanity in the c of s, it is unbelievable. So, truly, I cannot tell if you're joshing or this is true. ??
  4. Panda Termint

    Panda Termint Cabal Of One

    Unfortunately, it sounds perfectly believable to me. :omg:
  5. afaceinthecrowd

    afaceinthecrowd Gold Meritorious Patron

    Amazing. :omg:

    Thanks DC8 for the latest update on the great Scn implosion. :thumbsup:

    Face :)
    Last edited: Nov 8, 2011
  6. Arthur Dent

    Arthur Dent Silver Meritorious Patron

    I suppose it's true. I just can't believe it. I'm curious if it is written that you have to sell a basics pkg. and be a patron or just exactly how this is presented as a stop.
    Your contributions are inspected per the policy but I wonder how they get away with this. Not one OT will have the balls to say no either. (Although some may have the balls to blow!) Those that wanna stay will ante up.

    I imagine they make it the C/Ss or MAAs fault. I have an R-factor from your C/S: You need to increase your contributions to advance to your next level. Please sell 1 basics pkg. and see the IAS reg for your Patron.

    Oooo, bet the IAS volture/regges are happy as buzzards!

    The CSW approvals by the midget mouse....that part was believable. Such a little paranoid control freak!

    The masturbation thingy.... now there's religion! Go Davey. I wonder how often he does it. The overt doth speak loudly. Creepy little man.
  7. Auditor's Toad

    Auditor's Toad Clear as Mud

    So, it takes $40,000 USD " contribution " to complete OT VII.

    That pleases me, as lots of people will not bother routing onto the level.

    Good going midget !
  8. smartone

    smartone My Own Boss

    :omg: It just gets worse and worse. Good really I s'pose because people will have had enough and get out quicker, I hope.
  9. smartone

    smartone My Own Boss

    Besides, there's nothing wrong in masturbating. :eyeroll:
  10. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    Haiku dedicated to Dave

    I painted myself
    into a corner today.
    how does paint hold me?

    (written by Oz)

  11. Auditor's Toad

    Auditor's Toad Clear as Mud

    Well not "wrong" but when it comes to missing meals and appointments it might be considered somewhat excessive.:happydance:
  12. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!


    people obsessed with masturbation are the people whom abusing of it
    whe have seen it with Wrong Blubbard :dieslaughing:

    Why doesn't he make monthly inspection for Low hung testicules????
  13. smartone

    smartone My Own Boss

  14. Ted

    Ted Gold Meritorious Patron

    I am speechless. Wish I had a wisecrack or two... But I am speechless.

  15. scooter

    scooter Gold Meritorious Patron

    Davey's obsession with getting His own stats up hits a new low (and for someone's who's already lower than a snake's armpit, that's low - literally and figuratively speaking.):yes:

    The Vertically Challenged Pope of $cientology now has to approve all leave CSWs.:duh:

    Shows you what an obsession with Thursday 2pm can do to you - this will probably get His stats up in the short term (like for three weeks maybe) then the inevitable decline will set in again - until His next "solution.":happydance:

    Tick, tock, Wee Davey Boy - and You know it. :hysterical:
  16. afaceinthecrowd

    afaceinthecrowd Gold Meritorious Patron

    I think the LOA CSW stuff is paranoia that folks will blow while on Leave. :yes:

    But, hey, I will give Da Moster this...just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't really someone out to get ya. :coolwink:

    Face :)
    Last edited: Nov 9, 2011
  17. jenni with an eye

    jenni with an eye Silver Meritorious Patron

    Unfortunately, most will probably not be aware of the new 'rules' until they have already spent their life savings just getting through the can be sure it won't be broadly advertised. :whistling:

    and the number of approved "leave CSW's " is....probably going to be none :angry:
  18. Sindy

    Sindy Crusader

    No, it costs way more than that with all the trips, etc. and all the various donos you have to make each time you have to route through all the registrars in the line but, a Patron is now $50,000 and has been for many years. :melodramatic:
  19. Ogsonofgroo

    Ogsonofgroo Crusader

    Frikken incredible eh! :hamster:

    I can see the gleem in the wee psychotic dwarfs eyes when someone came up with that plan~ hey, its a donation now, try getting a donation back when yu determine how much poo ya bought into.
    Good gord arlighty!
    Wonder what the 'donation' will be for the 'Wall of Fiery Horse Droppings' OT III :surprise1::spacecraft:

    Hey you IRS flunkies! Its a frikken trick! Wake the fuck up!:rubeyes:

    OSA, you wake the fuck up too! You're a pack of sordid puppets dancing on strings like demented zombie-marionettes. The cult is a sham and a disgrace, just plain awful too. :protest:

    Run. The. Fuck. Away. :run:

    Kk, wee midget sized rant over for now. :cheers:
  20. Sindy

    Sindy Crusader

    The thing is - it is broadly advertised. These Flag public know it and it's been that way for several years now. Some try to skate through the lines - some get away without donating for a while but, eventually, it catches up to them.

    Where I have seen it get enforced is between the completion of OT7 and before OT8 where a person who is not yet a Patron will not get invited to do OT8. Most people, by the time they get through with OT7 are way beyond Patron status. Patron is considered the bare minimum acceptable status to be on your OT levels at Flag.

    Flag is a prison.