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Wait! Wut?!?!?!

Discussion in 'Scientology Celebrities' started by Udarnik, Dec 2, 2013.

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  1. Udarnik

    Udarnik Gold Meritorious Patron

    Ok, did someone else post this and I miss it?

    I assume the publicist is also a Scilon?

    And just for the record:



  2. Idle Morgue

    Idle Morgue Gold Meritorious Patron

    Krustie Alley ... :puke2::puke2::puke2::puke2::puke2::puke2::puke2:
  3. Bea Kiddo

    Bea Kiddo Crusader

    I think I need to go take a shower. Gross.


    I breastfed both of my babies and I would never in a trillion years do something like that.

    It's just so WRONG!!!! :screwy:
  4. Udarnik

    Udarnik Gold Meritorious Patron

    Well, if I can gross out Bea, I've accomplished something for the day! :runaway:
  5. anonomog

    anonomog Gold Meritorious Patron

    Words fail. Wow. The arrogance of even thinking about asking another woman to breastfeed a pet is bad enough, but to actually ask. Holy crap.

    This is so bad I can't even laugh.
  6. It like like she's beginning to go Full OT. The cult will have to kick her to the curb soon to spare themselves the embarrassment of being associated with someone who's fully OT and no longer burdened with the constraints of sanity
  7. freethinker

    freethinker Sponsor

    This really makes me wonder if Kirstie practices beastiality.

    I heard a story once that there was an Exec in Miami org who did. The story was relayed by the ED of Boston, she is the source of that knowledge so don't ask for Dox.
  8. Dulloldfart

    Dulloldfart Squirrel Extraordinaire

    How about the other way around, like humans drinking milk from other creatures?

    Imagine drinking a COW'S milk meant for calves. Ewwwwwwww!

  9. Udarnik

    Udarnik Gold Meritorious Patron

    Yeah, but we let the milking machine suck on the teats! :hysterical:
  10. Freeminds

    Freeminds Bitter defrocked apostate

    I'd be worried about getting rabies.

    If I was the possum.
  11. Bea Kiddo

    Bea Kiddo Crusader

    I wasn't really referring to the teat....

    Opossums are roadkill and target practice here in the great land of Texas.

    They are definitely NOT housepets!

  12. Udarnik

    Udarnik Gold Meritorious Patron

    Well, even considering having one nibble on your teat must be pretty gross. And the only reason she didn't was the teeth?

  13. NoName

    NoName A Girl Has No Name

    Sorry - that's just NASTY. I love my pets, but BREAST FEEDING??????? What in the actual FUCK?

    Then again, we ARE talking about Krustie who thinks this is a pet:

  14. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    Somebody should write a KR on Krustie for having such a low-toned "pet"...opposums play "Dead" and we all know where Death is on the Tone Scale...what a low-toned game to play!
  15. Lucretia

    Lucretia Patron with Honors

    Why didn't she go to the fridge and get some milk out of a bottle? Why did she have to made such a drama out of keeping a pet well fed? The other thing of course is, milk ain't milk. The dietary requirements for possums, being marsupials, are quite different from humans, and the old species supremacy crap, ie humans are at the "top of the evolutionary tree" so human milk must be the best, is utterly ignorant. Some one should take that poor creature away from her.
  16. Arthur Dent

    Arthur Dent Silver Meritorious Patron

  17. Anonycat

    Anonycat Crusader

  18. aegerprimo

    aegerprimo Summa Cum Laude

    Freakin' UNBELIEVABLE!

  19. Sassy

    Sassy Patron Meritorious

    My favorite story along this topic was from a few years ago when Salma Hayek (sp?) was visiting a poor country. She'd had her daughter & was still nursing her & came upon a child who was starving. She grabbed that baby & started nursing away. :):) Love that story.
  20. aegerprimo

    aegerprimo Summa Cum Laude

    At least she was nursing a starving HUMAN baby. :eyeroll: