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I had huge wins on NOTS but after reading your post, I am kind of enturbulated. I was getting blown out on the wrong command. I thought the auditor was saying: "Mock up a theta ham".
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I had huge wins on NOTS but after reading your post, I am kind of enturbulated. I was getting blown out on the wrong command. I thought the auditor was saying: "Mock up a theta ham".
Thrak
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I had huge wins on NOTS but after reading your post, I am kind of enturbulated. I was getting blown out on the wrong command. I thought the auditor was saying: "Mock up a theta ham".
They had me on NOTs until I got to that part. I had a real job to do with that thetan hand. I tried to beat off, uh, my bt's, but I never got the full ep.
Ogsonofgroo
Crusader
Poor little BT's 
Maligned creatures they are *more empathy*)
Bug zappers seem ta work fantastic though!
On topic~ The Master has already gotten some great reviews, garnered several awards, and is ready to launch onto a screen near you! From the trailers I've watched I can see its well produced, the characters are in their parts, directing seems good, nice colour, makes me want to pay the price of a big-screen viewing, especially after seeing how much of a slather the CoS is in about it!
I do wonder how many of the cult members that are getting told what they can and cannot watch are going to tweek and say fuck it, Imma gonna go look for myself! After all, isn't that what Ron would do? Isn't that what he originally espoused? Learning? Self determination? Freedom?
Oh wait...........nm.
Maligned creatures they are *more empathy*)Bug zappers seem ta work fantastic though!
On topic~ The Master has already gotten some great reviews, garnered several awards, and is ready to launch onto a screen near you! From the trailers I've watched I can see its well produced, the characters are in their parts, directing seems good, nice colour, makes me want to pay the price of a big-screen viewing, especially after seeing how much of a slather the CoS is in about it!
I do wonder how many of the cult members that are getting told what they can and cannot watch are going to tweek and say fuck it, Imma gonna go look for myself! After all, isn't that what Ron would do? Isn't that what he originally espoused? Learning? Self determination? Freedom?
Oh wait...........nm.
Thrak
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Poor little BT's
Bug zappers seem ta work fantastic though!
On topic~ The Master has already gotten some great reviews, garnered several awards, and is ready to launch onto a screen near you! From the trailers I've watched I can see its well produced, the characters are in their parts, directing seems good, nice colour, makes me want to pay the price of a big-screen viewing, especially after seeing how much of a slather the CoS is in about it!
I do wonder how many of the cult members that are getting told what they can and cannot watch are going to tweek and say fuck it, Imma gonna go look for myself! After all, isn't that what Ron would do? Isn't that what he originally espoused? Learning? Self determination? Freedom?
Oh wait...........nm.
Free thinking ain't free in the Cof$. In fact it's very expensive.
Ogsonofgroo
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True dat.
The irony of it all never ceases to enthral me, sortta 'Pay us to free your mind by becoming our slave! Yay!'
Arthur Dent
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This is the beauty of the cult. By nature of their policies they will self-exterminate sooner or later!
Thanks for all the laughs on this thread everyone! I needed that!
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I had huge wins on NOTS but after reading your post, I am kind of enturbulated. I was getting blown out on the wrong command. I thought the auditor was saying: "Mock up a theta ham".
And who said misunderstoods make one's mind go blank?
I'm having a theta ham and cheese sandwich as I read the board.
Delicious.
Aged theta ham. Almost 76 trillions years old. Such an edge, just the right amount of bite.
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A PREDICTION: I will bet that the COS will use the controversy currently swirling around another independent film "INNOCENCE OF MUSLIMS" to position the movie "THE MASTER" as an anti-religious hate movie that can spark terrorism.
Innocence of Muslims is a pointedly anti-Muslim low-budget feature film that was produced by a convicted Egyptian con artist who promoted himself as an Israeli real estate mogul. Violent outbreaks, death threats and other Fatwa-related news stories are breaking internationally as a result of certain clips of that undistributed movie playing on YouTube.
Best guess is that OSA will link the two films, much as they call protesters "Cyber-Terrorists" that belong to Anonymous, in complete defiance of the facts. It is pure LRH spin to identify whistleblowers as "terrorists and criminals".
Okay, click your stopwatches and let's see how long it takes for the COS to start hurling outrageous charges about The Master in sentences that include reference to the Innocence of Muslims movie.
A PREDICTION: I will bet that the COS will use the controversy currently swirling around another independent film "INNOCENCE OF MUSLIMS" to position the movie "THE MASTER" as an anti-religious hate movie that can spark terrorism.
Innocence of Muslims is a pointedly anti-Muslim low-budget feature film that was produced by a convicted Egyptian con artist who promoted himself as an Israeli real estate mogul. Violent outbreaks, death threats and other Fatwa-related news stories are breaking internationally as a result of certain clips of that undistributed movie playing on YouTube.
Best guess is that OSA will link the two films, much as they call protesters "Cyber-Terrorists" that belong to Anonymous, in complete defiance of the facts. It is pure LRH spin to identify whistleblowers as "terrorists and criminals".
Okay, click your stopwatches and let's see how long it takes for the COS to start hurling outrageous charges about The Master in sentences that include reference to the Innocence of Muslims movie.
Veda
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The slippery slope, or application of Hubbard's "religion angle" continues...
"Acts of subtle bias... joking... discussing feelings with like minded people, accepting negative information..."
Clever isn't it?
It's the ultimate "angle," because who would, or could, oppose it?
Are you not against violence? Are you not against genocide?
Do you feel the "handling"?
SweetnessandLight
Crusader
Phenom, surely you jest! This is the free world out here...we talk about Space Opera, BTs, space fleas, Xenu, Marcabs...the whole nine yards!
FLATTEN THAT BUTTON, will ya?
(Very polite of you to ask, tho!)
NoName
A Girl Has No Name
KSW and PTS/SP Tech always work when applied standardly. They always guarantee the greatest lulz for the greatest number of dynamics.
Auditor's Toad
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It is funny stuff... if ya like nonsense !
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