THE SECRET OF SCIENTOLOGY PART 1

[Smurf]

My Chant....(Sorta like a pep rally chant in it's rhythm)

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

That's what your mom said when I asked about you--in bed.

 

[Lone Star]

That's what your mom said when I asked about you--in bed.

Oh she would truly adore you Smurf!


And the leather thing you do? She's into it!!

 

[AnonyMary]

The Inmates have obviously taken over the Asylum.

These walls-o-text are due for the Merge from Hell any moment.

Seriously Mockingbird, "Get a Blog fer Xenusakes!"

Edit: Try to imagine a Message Board where at least some members think "message" is defined as;

message (mĕs′ĭj)
n.
1.
a. A usually short communication transmitted by words, signals, or other means from one person, station, or group to another.
<my bold>

 

[mockingbird]

Hey Moderator 3 , I did not ask for that and many of my posts are short ones ! Relative to Hubbard's !

 

[The_Fixer]

My Chant....(Sorta like a pep rally chant in it's rhythm)

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck

I don't give a fuck, no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck, I don't give a goddamn fuck
I don't give a fuck, no I don't give fuck...Hey!
I don't give a fuck , I don't give a motherfuckin fuck



How's that for a wall of text?

tl;dr?

 

[The_Fixer]

Don't get too worried there MB, just playing around....

 

[AnonyMary]

Hey Moderator 3 , I did not ask for that and many of my posts are short ones ! Relative to Hubbard's !

Ask for what?
Only your very recent posts ( like as of tonight) are short ones, which are much appreciated BTW.

FYI, Hubbard does not post messages here on this message board, nor at any other message boards, so how could you compare your posts with his? :wink2:

 

[mockingbird]

Hubbard's " posts " are the BC , OEC/FEBC , etc.

 

[Moderator 3]

Hey Moderator 3 , I did not ask for that and many of my posts are short ones ! Relative to Hubbard's !

I know you didn't ask for it but you don't get to decide these things, mate.

If you keep swamping ESMB with multiple threads of long screeds and lectures, you can rest assured that they will, in fact, be bundled into one humungous thread called something like "Mockingbird's Theory Of Everything Scientological".

There is a Blog Section here on ESMB which was included for this exact purpose. Use that function in lieu of a soapbox and link to the Blog Posts with a simple "Notes On The Lectures" (or some such).

Why was the board created?
This board was created to fill a void. There needed to be a place where people can gather to discuss their experiences with Scientology in a moderated environment.

Please consider this friendly advice.

 

[Dulloldfart]

<no snip>Hubbard's " posts " are the BC , OEC/FEBC , etc.</no snip>

ONE line!

(I still didn't bother to read it, or rather try to understand it, but I thought I would preserve this freakish post for eternity.)

Paul