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Tiger Lily

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Seeing the threads and comments about unopened Idle Orgs in Taiwan and in Israel has made me curious about the others. I know that Chicago purchased property several years ago but as far as I can tell they haven't moved in . . . .anyone have any info there? How about the ones that are open -- - - - are they attracting anyone or just empty monstrosities?

Also . . . found this. . .someone had fun "redoing" one of Scientology's promo videos. Thought I'd share . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Eu-x-U3y5Q
 

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I took a deep breath after deciding to watch that entire video (again). It was well worth it.

Stunning!

Impressions as I watched. . ."Wow, delusional!" and "Jeez, they sure have "tone 40 intention"! But especially this one--


OMG, they are so, so, soooooo CERTAIN!


About half-way thru another thought struck me. What if L. Ron Hubbard made an unexpected appearance to brief these same Ideal Org "crusaders"?

And what if Ron admonished them that the Ideal Org Crusade was a squirrel, SP plot by psychs to destroy Scientology by draining all the parishioners' money and time--so they had nothing left to do their Bridge?

And what if Ron told them that they were all in Treason and needed to do a huge amends to make up the damage for promoting the Ideal Org Crusade?

And what if the amends project was to make a new video whose purpose was to utterly destroy the Ideal Org Crusade.

What then?

I'll tell you. The same exact film would be made but this time each of those Scientologists would be EQUALLY TONE 40 and EQUALLY CERTAIN that the Ideal Org Crusade must be stopped in order to salvage the world and preserve their eternity.

In short, it doesn't make a freaking bit of difference what a Scientologist is told, they have equal amounts of intention and certainty about it.

Loyal Scientologists are one-trick ponies with blinders. All they can do gallop hard and grin. They have no idea where they are going and don't even care.

They just get big wins on the feeling of going somewhere fast.

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GoNuclear

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I took a deep breath after deciding to watch that entire video (again). It was well worth it.

Stunning!

Impressions as I watched. . .

Wow, delusional!

Jeez, they sure have "tone 40 intention"!

OMG, they are so, so, soooooo certain!


About half-way thru another thought struck me. What if L. Ron Hubbard made an unexpected appearance to brief these same Ideal Org "crusaders"?

And what if Ron admonished them that the Ideal Org Crusade was a squirrel, SP plot by psychs to destroy Scientology by draining all the parishioners' money and time--so they had nothing left to do their Bridge?

And what if Ron told them that they were all in Treason and needed to do a huge amends to make up the damage for promoting the Ideal Org Crusade?

And what if the amends project was to make a new video whose purpose was to utterly destroy the Ideal Org Crusade.

What then?

I'll tell you. The same exact film would be made but this time each of those Scientologists would be EQUALLY TONE 40 and EQUALLY CERTAIN that the Ideal Org Crusade must be stopped in order to salvage the world and preserve their eternity.

In short, it doesn't make a freaking bit of difference what a Scientologist is told, they have equal amounts of intention and certainty about it.

Loyal Scientologists are one-trick ponies with blinders. All they can do gallop hard and grin. They have no idea where they are going and don't even care.

They just get big wins on the feeling of going somewhere fast.

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HH,

I think that the HubTurd would actually LIKE the NEW Scientology. Money pours into the IAS and into Idle Orgs without having to actually deliver any service. Money on account for service to be delivered, either by auditing those expensives or having to babysit the hooples while they play with clay or have their faces rubbed in dictionaries, represents a liability until AFTER the service is delivered. In the new Scientology, no dissent is tolerated, including thought crime. None of that namby pamby "true for you" horseshit ... it's right to ethics! DM has streamlined things. From what I read, the HubTurd pretty much went off lines by 1981 and had turned over management to his top UnderTurds, because he was bored with it anyways, and just wanted to kick back with having suitcases of cash delivered to him each week ... which, of course, were a bit short due to DM's and Pat BrokeDick's fun at the casino.

Pete
 

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HH,

I think that the HubTurd would actually LIKE the NEW Scientology. Money pours into the IAS and into Idle Orgs without having to actually deliver any service. Money on account for service to be delivered, either by auditing those expensives or having to babysit the hooples while they play with clay or have their faces rubbed in dictionaries, represents a liability until AFTER the service is delivered. In the new Scientology, no dissent is tolerated, including thought crime. None of that namby pamby "true for you" horseshit ... it's right to ethics! DM has streamlined things. From what I read, the HubTurd pretty much went off lines by 1981 and had turned over management to his top UnderTurds, because he was bored with it anyways, and just wanted to kick back with having suitcases of cash delivered to him each week ... which, of course, were a bit short due to DM's and Pat BrokeDick's fun at the casino.

Pete


Nice!

And if Miscavich keeps going in the trajectory he has set the CoS in, it will soon happen that one of the advanced "OT LEVELS" will be released which will "rehabilitate the ability of the being to cause his postulates to manifest in the physical universe".

Scientologists will start having huge wins & blowdowns the moment they hear about it. It will "really indicate!"

On the OT level, the OT will have to decide what their "postulate" will be. The tech on the course will first guide them to the cognition that for an OT to really be able to use postulates, they will first have to have ethical intentions.

And on the level they will have to work out in clay and submit a proposed pro-survival effect that they intend to postulate. It will have to be a big one and "on purpose" for the C/S to accept it.

All OT's on that level will somehow "get" the fact that the greatest good is to flow power to the CoS in the form of money.

So, the OT level will be a very long one, much like OT VII.

The OT will have to keep working on their "postulate" until it happens--let's say paying or causing to be paid a million dollars to the church.

And when they don't cause the million dollars to be paid, they will know it is their universe that needs more work and they will continue on the level.

Isn't that what this entire hoax is all about anyways? Pretending to be OT by "postulating" enough money to go up the bridge?
 

Tiger Lily

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I took a deep breath after deciding to watch that entire video (again). It was well worth it.

Stunning!

Impressions as I watched. . ."Wow, delusional!" and "Jeez, they sure have "tone 40 intention"! But especially this one--


OMG, they are so, so, soooooo CERTAIN!

No kidding!! They are certainly not pantywaist dilletantes nor Mrs. Pattycakes. They are obvously tigers . . . .they know the whole agonized future of this planet and every man, woman and child on it depends on them.

Those vidoes used to inspire me -- I knew those tone 40 intentions came from advanced thetans with cleared cases and therefore clear vision and I would have followed them anywhere. But, then, I had that kind of certainty too -- that special kind that comes from being on the team with the most valuable beings in the universe. And of course being told how theta I was, that I was needed to help save the planet, that I was one of the elite. That's the kind of certainty I could sink my teeth into (they obviously knew what they were doing -- they were aware enough to see my incredible potential as a thetan, and there were so many big books to back up this cutting edge technology of the mind). I knew I didn't need to fully understand yet -- it would be revealed to me as I was ready. In the meantime, they needed me . . . . who wouldn't be tone 40 about that?

About half-way thru another thought struck me. What if L. Ron Hubbard made an unexpected appearance to brief these same Ideal Org "crusaders"?

And what if Ron admonished them that the Ideal Org Crusade was a squirrel, SP plot by psychs to destroy Scientology by draining all the parishioners' money and time--so they had nothing left to do their Bridge?

And what if Ron told them that they were all in Treason and needed to do a huge amends to make up the damage for promoting the Ideal Org Crusade?

And what if the amends project was to make a new video whose purpose was to utterly destroy the Ideal Org Crusade.

What then?

I'll tell you. The same exact film would be made but this time each of those Scientologists would be EQUALLY TONE 40 and EQUALLY CERTAIN that the Ideal Org Crusade must be stopped in order to salvage the world and preserve their eternity.In short, it doesn't make a freaking bit of difference what a Scientologist is told, they have equal amounts of intention and certainty about it.

Loyal Scientologists are one-trick ponies with blinders. All they can do gallop hard and grin. They have no idea where they are going and don't even care.

They just get big wins on the feeling of going somewhere fast.

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You jest. . . . but methinks you are psychic. When the house of cards falls, COB will get the blame and the "purists" will do just this, quoting here:

Tape 31 DECEMBER 1960 – The Genus of Scientology

We own a tremendous amount of property. We own a tremendous amount of material, and so forth. And it keeps growing. But that's not important.

When buildings get important to us, for God's sake, some of you born revolutionists, will you please blow up central headquarters. If someone had put some H.E. [high explosives] under the Vatican long ago, Catholicism might still be going.

Don't get interested in real estate. Don't get interested in the masses of buildings, because that's not important. -LRH

But yes, the "unshakeable certainty" thing has had me shaking my head since I left. Talk about "Bank agreement"!!
 

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You jest. . . . but methinks you are psychic. When the house of cards falls, COB will get the blame and the "purists" will do just this, quoting here:

[LRH QUOTE ON WHY IT'S BAD TO BUY BUILDINGS]​

I love that concept of what Scientologists will say after COB is Declared SP. I have often thought about it. I don't know why it is so freaking entertaining. LOL

Just a guess, but I think one of the favorites will be:


SCIENTOLOGIST
Yeah! I totally picked up that COB was an SP for the past
25 years. I should not have invalidated my knowingness.
Wow, it's amazing how much knowingness I got from the Bridge!

 

Gadfly

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I love that concept of what Scientologists will say after COB is Declared SP. I have often thought about it. I don't know why it is so freaking entertaining. LOL

Just a guess, but I think one of the favorites will be:


SCIENTOLOGIST
Yeah! I totally picked up that COB was an SP for the past
25 years. I should not have invalidated my knowingness.
Wow, it's amazing how much knowingness I got from the Bridge!


:hysterical:

Yeah, I must say that I have thought that COB is a fart-monkey for at least 25 years, I never invalidated my knowingness in this regard, and it had NOTHING to do with the Bridge! :yes:
 

Tiger Lily

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I love that concept of what Scientologists will say after COB is Declared SP. I have often thought about it. I don't know why it is so freaking entertaining. LOL

Just a guess, but I think one of the favorites will be:


SCIENTOLOGIST
Yeah! I totally picked up that COB was an SP for the past
25 years. I should not have invalidated my knowingness.
Wow, it's amazing how much knowingness I got from the Bridge!


:yes::roflmao: :yes:


But of course . . . knowingness and judgment get invalidated when you're connected to an SP . . . Why, LRH said that all along. . . ethics conditions, a "call to arms" for funds, briefings on the "right why" and a "Golden age of Source" PTS/SP retread will fix them right up: the orgs will be booming in no time.
 

Rene Descartes

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Nice!

And if Miscavich keeps going in the trajectory he has set the CoS in, it will soon happen that one of the advanced "OT LEVELS" will be released which will "rehabilitate the ability of the being to cause his postulates to manifest in the physical universe".

Scientologists will start having huge wins & blowdowns the moment they hear about it. It will "really indicate!"

On the OT level, the OT will have to decide what their "postulate" will be. The tech on the course will first guide them to the cognition that for an OT to really be able to use postulates, they will first have to have ethical intentions.

And on the level they will have to work out in clay and submit a proposed pro-survival effect that they intend to postulate. It will have to be a big one and "on purpose" for the C/S to accept it.

All OT's on that level will somehow "get" the fact that the greatest good is to flow power to the CoS in the form of money.

So, the OT level will be a very long one, much like OT VII.

The OT will have to keep working on their "postulate" until it happens--let's say paying or causing to be paid a million dollars to the church.

And when they don't cause the million dollars to be paid, they will know it is their universe that needs more work and they will continue on the level.

Isn't that what this entire hoax is all about anyways? Pretending to be OT by "postulating" enough money to go up the bridge?

Woah! Hold on there! This would be CI to what Ron had written. And I will prove it to you.

I just received in the mail yesterday one of those small triple foldout promo flyers in an envelope that had one of those nice short diatribes of LRH.

In it he states in not these exact words that one may wonder what a Clear can do but the key thing is that a Clear can be somewhere and things will just do themselves.

He mentions something about taking care of your area just by being a Clear and being there and things will just get better by being there and that is all it takes.

Then he says that if your area is Lousiana then take care of Lousiana.

There I have just proven to you that it violates what LRH has written.

Not that it matters because the COB is going to do what he wants to anyway because since LRH wrote about everything and anything the COB is sure to find something that LRH wrote that he can refer to to justify what he is doing.

Rd00
 

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Nice!

And if Miscavich keeps going in the trajectory he has set the CoS in, it will soon happen that one of the advanced "OT LEVELS" will be released which will "rehabilitate the ability of the being to cause his postulates to manifest in the physical universe".

Scientologists will start having huge wins & blowdowns the moment they hear about it. It will "really indicate!"

On the OT level, the OT will have to decide what their "postulate" will be. The tech on the course will first guide them to the cognition that for an OT to really be able to use postulates, they will first have to have ethical intentions.

And on the level they will have to work out in clay and submit a proposed pro-survival effect that they intend to postulate. It will have to be a big one and "on purpose" for the C/S to accept it.

All OT's on that level will somehow "get" the fact that the greatest good is to flow power to the CoS in the form of money.

This nice example of Sci-speak has made me wonder. I never learned to speak the jargon and would in any case have found it difficult to take it seriously. But from 2008 I have been trying to pick it up, and this is not easy. All the bold bits are, to me as a non-American, gobbledegook.

I'm interested at the moment in what is going on with Scheissentology in places like Russia and Italy and Colombia, not to mention Taiwan and Japan and India. I read a short while ago that a lot of Indies are Russians. I began to wonder how non-English speakers manage to cope with the jargon, like all the bits I marked in bold. I am an English speaker and some of it still defeats me after four years.

Is it possible to translate it into another language? Does every country have its own Sci-speak as a kind of sub-set of the daily language? Do Italian Scientologists talk their own Italian gobbledegook? And if so do they understand the same as American Scientologists? How does anyone know? I can see that The Way to Happiness might be OK. But how about the next step?
 

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But of course . . . knowingness and judgment get invalidated when you're connected to an SP . . . Why, LRH said that all along. . . ethics conditions, a "call to arms" for funds, briefings on the "right why" and a "Golden age of Source" PTS/SP retread will fix them right up: the orgs will be booming in no time.


Yup!!

And that's when the same Scientologists that read the Mayo "Story of a Squirrel" and said: "Wow! It's because of that darling of the psychs Mayo that I did not go fully OT on the OT levels!" will say....

"Wow! It's because of that darling of the psychs Miscavige that I did not go fully OT on the OT levels!"

And fellow Scientologists will grant them beingness, flow admiration to them and grin widely with applause.

And no Scientologists will think it the least odd.
 

Tiger Lily

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Yup!!

And that's when the same Scientologists that read the Mayo "Story of a Squirrel" and said: "Wow! It's because of that darling of the psychs Mayo that I did not go fully OT on the OT levels!" will say....

"Wow! It's because of that darling of the psychs Miscavige that I did not go fully OT on the OT levels!"

And fellow Scientologists will grant them beingness, flow admiration to them and grin widely with applause.

And no Scientologists will think it the least odd.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Oh My belly hurts! :melodramatic:
 

Thrak

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Nice!

And if Miscavich keeps going in the trajectory he has set the CoS in, it will soon happen that one of the advanced "OT LEVELS" will be released which will "rehabilitate the ability of the being to cause his postulates to manifest in the physical universe".

Scientologists will start having huge wins & blowdowns the moment they hear about it. It will "really indicate!"

On the OT level, the OT will have to decide what their "postulate" will be. The tech on the course will first guide them to the cognition that for an OT to really be able to use postulates, they will first have to have ethical intentions.

And on the level they will have to work out in clay and submit a proposed pro-survival effect that they intend to postulate. It will have to be a big one and "on purpose" for the C/S to accept it.

All OT's on that level will somehow "get" the fact that the greatest good is to flow power to the CoS in the form of money.

So, the OT level will be a very long one, much like OT VII.

The OT will have to keep working on their "postulate" until it happens--let's say paying or causing to be paid a million dollars to the church.

And when they don't cause the million dollars to be paid, they will know it is their universe that needs more work and they will continue on the level.

Isn't that what this entire hoax is all about anyways? Pretending to be OT by "postulating" enough money to go up the bridge?

Right and the pre-requisite for OTIX is that you have bought and paid for your very own Ideal mORGue - or maybe tomb is a better word.
 

GoNuclear

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Nice!

And if Miscavich keeps going in the trajectory he has set the CoS in, it will soon happen that one of the advanced "OT LEVELS" will be released which will "rehabilitate the ability of the being to cause his postulates to manifest in the physical universe".

Scientologists will start having huge wins & blowdowns the moment they hear about it. It will "really indicate!"

On the OT level, the OT will have to decide what their "postulate" will be. The tech on the course will first guide them to the cognition that for an OT to really be able to use postulates, they will first have to have ethical intentions.

And on the level they will have to work out in clay and submit a proposed pro-survival effect that they intend to postulate. It will have to be a big one and "on purpose" for the C/S to accept it.

All OT's on that level will somehow "get" the fact that the greatest good is to flow power to the CoS in the form of money.

So, the OT level will be a very long one, much like OT VII.

The OT will have to keep working on their "postulate" until it happens--let's say paying or causing to be paid a million dollars to the church.

And when they don't cause the million dollars to be paid, they will know it is their universe that needs more work and they will continue on the level.

Isn't that what this entire hoax is all about anyways? Pretending to be OT by "postulating" enough money to go up the bridge?

After the rehab of intention, there may yet be another OT level, about going exterior in a stable manner. First, you pay for the level, then, you sign over everything to the Cof$ in a will ... that will be in a setup or eligilbility check for the level ... then you are lead to a small room with a table and a revolver with one bullet, and orders from the C/S to solo audit R2-45. Of course, that will only be done onboard the Asbestos-whiff Breakwinds. If any of the pre-OT's on that level go into a Q&A about auditing the process they will be sent to ethics and do amends projects down in the engineroom bilges until they are ready to then first write up their success story and then audit the level. Burial at sea will be included at no additional charge, unless, of course, they want the optional service and a shroud to cover.

Pete
 

WildKat

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Yup!!

And that's when the same Scientologists that read the Mayo "Story of a Squirrel" and said: "Wow! It's because of that darling of the psychs Mayo that I did not go fully OT on the OT levels!" will say....

"Wow! It's because of that darling of the psychs Miscavige that I did not go fully OT on the OT levels!"

And fellow Scientologists will grant them beingness, flow admiration to them and grin widely with applause.

And no Scientologists will think it the least odd.

LRH was brilliant, really. He always had a scapegoat that could be blamed. Once he came up with the PTS/SP tech, it was never himself or his superior tech that was at fault, it was always some SP.

As the Church Lady would say "How conveeeeenient!"

http://youtu.be/lX8jo8wIIaU
 
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