Lisa McPherson

[GoNuclear]

Lisa McPherson may be an old topic, but it is my latest parody, and one of the last Scientology parody tunes that I plan to do, its time to move on soon, parody-wise, to more generic parodies that can make me some money.

Pete


Lisa McPherson
(tune of Eleanor Rigby, apologies to Lennon and McCartney)

I pity all those brainwashed people!
I pity all those brainwashed people!

Lisa McPherson, picks up the cans in a “church” that is robbing her blind,
Losing her mind ...
Waits for the qual guy, puts on the face that she uses to pass an exam,
Soul in a jam!

All those poor, duped people,
Why are they so misled?
All those poor, duped people,
Their fortunes all dry-bled!

David Miscavige decided that he would C/S the McPherson case,
What a mistake.
Look at him writing, words that would order her locked up seventeen days there,
What did he care?

All those poor, duped people,
Why are they so misled?
All those poor, duped people,
Their fortunes all dry bled!

I pity all those brainwashed people!
I pity all those brainwashed people!

Lisa McPherson died in a “church” that then tried to bury her name,
A shit-storm came.
Chairman Miscavige, wiping the blood from his hands as he ignores her grave,
“Tough break, huh, Dave?”

All those poor, duped people,
Why are they so misled?
All those poor, duped people,
Their fortunes all dry-bled!

 

[justaguy]

I pity all those brainwashed people! (bumbum bumbum bumbumb bumbum bumbum)
I pity all those brainwashed people! (bumbum bumbumb bumbumb bumbum bumbum)

Gotta have the strings there, man.

 

[GreyWolf]

WOW! You really got it right there.

 

[bluewiggirl]

Old but always relevant:

Remember, remember the fifth of December
The tragedy Scientology begot
I can think of no reason
Why Lisa McPherson
Should ever be forgot