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New book of Technical Bulletins by the alleged returned Founder of Scientology L. Ron Hubbard

Discussion in 'Breaking and Major News about Scientology' started by CommunicatorIC, Jul 17, 2018.

  1. F.Bullbait

    F.Bullbait Oh, a wise guy,eh?

    Well now we know. It takes an infinite amount of auditing to reach OT.

    That is why Ron has never seen anyone succeed in Scientology.

    Welcome to Infinity and Beyond!

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  2. uncover

    uncover Gold Meritorious Patron

    Oh, that's an easy one.... Since he is L. Ron Hubbard, he will be happy to follow the invitation to his house at the INT base..... I am talking about the one near The Hole.... I mean if he confuses the doors.....

    Problem solved....
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  3. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!


    He'll be glad to be given vistaril too , coerced to sign a new will and put on introspection rd.
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  4. Type4_PTS

    Type4_PTS Diamond Invictus SP

    Is Ron going to reestablish the SO #1 line? :unsure:
  5. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    Well, LRH did say he'd return from target two...

    What a "theta trap"!

  6. guanoloco

    guanoloco As-Wased

    ...these amps go to 11...
  7. FoTi

    FoTi Crusader

    What happened to Target II?
  8. Gib

    Gib Crusader

    no, not really, LRH told Sarge he failed and wasn't coming back, it's in the Lawrence Wright book "going Clear and the prison of belief. Also videos of Sarge stating this before his death.

    The way the COS DM can determine if the come back LRH is truthful, is simply to put him on a Emeter and ask him questions.


    as if that is proof?


    I posted on Tony O blog, I hope a thousand so called LRH's come back and rhetorically promote they are LRH. Wouldn't that be a kick.

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  9. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!

    Good questions!

    It has been recently brought to my attention that Target II had declared El Ron El Ray aka L Ron Hubbard for his out-ethics conduct and was consequently assigned a treason condition. He was to be discarded quietly, without any sorrow . A com ev has been held, found out evidences and came to conclusion the thetan owning the entity known as L Ron Hubbard was to be deported back on Earth prison planet ; dropped in a volcano . An declare has been issued throughout the Guluhxy. The only terminal to the L Ron Hubbard entity is The galactical justice chief.

    On target II, they are not into selling candies, they are on a mission to save Target II; and this is a serious deadly activity. Either one is with them or agains them.

    We must deal with it now..again...:eek:

    (Whisfully, they won't also deport Captain Parmegiani - aka Bill Robertson- God bless us)
    Last edited: Jul 18, 2018
  10. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    ...posted on Tony O blog, I hope a thousand so called LRH's come back and rhetorically promote they are LRH. Wouldn't that be a kick...

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  11. phenomanon

    phenomanon Canyon

    Strange to me that y'all can't see that the LRH thing walked into the body once belonging to the Trump thing.
  12. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Gold Meritorious Patron


    Burden of proof is on the plaintiff.

    If L. Ron Redux wants to sue CoS for proceeds from DMSMH he needs to prove he is our beloved Commander of Corvettes...

    But if CoS wants to sue him...


    Interesting legal question.

    What does Hoaxie have to say of this fresh new Scripture in terms of "tells"?

    It would seem to me the writer doesn't do too badly. Are there any "tells" that are strongly "not Ron"?
  13. Clay Pigeon

    Clay Pigeon Gold Meritorious Patron

    Go wash your mouth out with Southern Comfort...
  14. phenomanon

    phenomanon Canyon

    A mouthful of Southern Comfort would pro'l'ly land me in the Hospital.
    I'll have a toke of this delightful Wa weed, tho.:cloud9:
  15. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson


    "Hoaxie" is probably the ringleader or at least the main instigator for all of this.
  16. lotus

    lotus stubborn rebel sheep!


    Actually it does make sens now!

    Another cake and donut bakery will appear soon
    (writing fake HCOB must be well paid though...)
    Pfittttttttttttttttttttt :oops:
  17. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    On the one hand, a cake shop would be cool. On the other hand, a doughnut joint would no nothing other than attract cops.

    One thing I know for certain is that you don't want to mix cops and $cientology. You are most likely to get more cops corrupted by the holy sacrament of $cientology which is ca$h money.
  18. Little David

    Little David Gold Meritorious Patron

    Some of them will even do commercials for them like this fool did:
  19. strativarius

    strativarius Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband

    I was just thinking exactly the same thing phenom. Their philosophy = "True or false, if you say it enough times the idiots will believe it."
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  20. screamer2

    screamer2 Idiot Bastardson

    "We're all Bozos on this bus"