Sindy
Crusader
What about using an approach like this?
We find out Tom's travel schedule and sort of just accidentally bump into him in an airport.
Maybe just three (3) of us, so he doesn't feel cornered or like he was "set up".
Then we follow him around videotaping him, getting really close to his face.
And our lead spokesman should have really bugged out scary eyes--and they should keep repeating to him in a theta way that "Nobody gives a fuck about you!"
I think rather than a mass attack petition, this intimate, personal kind of approach might get him to come to his senses.
or, or, or...hear me out. We send Nazanin Boniadi in to file his teeth down while she hands him a toothbrush, telling him to get crackin'. Chop, Chop.
That's a nice intimate handling.