Tautologies in Scientology

[HelluvaHoax!]

that fucker sure created a helluvahoax.

Oh no! Statements like that will send
Scientologists into a condition of Doubt!!

Shit! Uncertainty!
Scientologists hate when that happens. . .

 

[gbuck]

..

Scientology's triptychal triage of tautological tech:

"The way out is the way through"
"What turns it on turns it off"
"Any auditing is better than no auditing"
​

Ergo. . .

- If you got better, the tech got through it.
- If you got worse, more tech will get you through it.
- If you are still alive after auditing, the tech helped you.

​

Additionally complicating the subject, the tautologies that Scientology taut everyone were made more difficult to detect because of the Hubbard Law of Commotion--wherein after mastering one tautology, you were promptly un-taut it.

Example:

"Any auditing is better than no auditing" Contradicted by Hubbard's Laws of Listing & Nulling, as follows:

"Listing and Nulling or any auditing at all beyond an ARC Break without handling the ARC Break first, such as correcting the list or otherwise locating it, will put a pc into a "sad effect".​

"Listing and Nulling errors in presence of Auditors Code violations can unstabilize a pc."​

"Listing and nulling are highly precise auditing actions and if not done exactly by the laws may bring about a down tone..."​

Dear Mr Helluvahoax,


I was most amused by your most recent alliterative post.
I was therefore prompted to search my archives for references to similar work, and came a cross one for the following critique.
It appears to be a promising treatise. Though not yet completed, the authors, still attempting to understand such a baffling subject, feel that real progress is being achieved into finally delving into it's hidden depths!


The Science (sic) of Scientology
A Critique


An applied philosophical paradigm of perniciousness personified.
Alternatively titled : The way in is through the Entrance.
The way out is via the Exit.

( I am in fact considering starting a new religion.
Its subject will be: How to re-connect to your rightful place in this universe.
The Way In Is Via The Entrance!) it will contain many exclamation marks indicating the
gains possible.

You may, perhaps, wish to contribute...

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Dear Mr Helluvahoax,


I was most amused by your most recent alliterative post.
I was therefore prompted to search my archives for references to similar work, and came a cross one for the following critique.
It appears to be a promising treatise. Though not yet completed, the authors, still attempting to understand such a baffling subject, feel that real progress is being achieved into finally delving into it's hidden depths!


The Science (sic) of Scientology
A Critique


An applied philosophical paradigm of perniciousness personified.
Alternatively titled : The way in is through the Entrance.
The way out is via the Exit.

( I am in fact considering starting a new religion.
Its subject will be: How to re-connect to your rightful place in this universe.
The Way In Is Via The Entrance!) it will contain many exclamation marks indicating the
gains possible.

You may, perhaps, wish to contribute...

And, thanks for the invitation...I'm in!!!!!!!


"With the discovery of exclamation marks, planetary clearing is now a reality!!!!!!" (-Hell Ruin Hoaxard-)

 

[Jump]

Dear Mr Helluvahoax,


I was most amused by your most recent alliterative post.
I was therefore prompted to search my archives for references to similar work, and came a cross one for the following critique.
It appears to be a promising treatise. Though not yet completed, the authors, still attempting to understand such a baffling subject, feel that real progress is being achieved into finally delving into it's hidden depths!


The Science (sic) of Scientology
A Critique


An applied philosophical paradigm of perniciousness personified.
Alternatively titled : The way in is through the Entrance.
The way out is via the Exit.

( I am in fact considering starting a new religion.
Its subject will be: How to re-connect to your rightful place in this universe.
The Way In Is Via The Entrance!) it will contain many exclamation marks indicating the
gains possible.

You may, perhaps, wish to contribute...

This post reminded me of 'Poe's Law' which states that a parody of something which is a bit ridiculous in the first place will be hard to distinguish from the real thing - and I also like frivolous alliteration...


People planning parodies pertaining pompous philosophical pursuits (particularly Poe) practice perfectly placing plenty pointless punctuation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And possible chapters for your book:
Griller Goals. or: quick meals for ex-culties
Boots In The Sky. or: who chucked my sneakers over the electric wires

 

[Operating DB]

The Science (sic) of Scientology

LOL!

People planning parodies pertaining pompous philosophical pursuits (particularly Poe) practice perfectly placing plenty pointless punctuation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say that with a mouthful of crackers!

[video=youtube;TcKT0vbMhkU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKT0vbMhkU[/video]

 

[Jump]

LOL!


Say that with a mouthful of crackers!

[video=youtube;TcKT0vbMhkU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKT0vbMhkU[/video]

You produced a pleasant, pleasurable and priceless piece

 

[lotus]

( I am in fact considering starting a new religion.
Its subject will be: How to re-connect to your rightful place in this universe.

OH!

The Universe re-connectness ????

 

[gbuck]

OH!

The Universe re-connectness ????

via The Bridgingness to Knowingness ??


Level 1. Ingness.
Level 2. Super Ingness.
Level 3. Probably SUPER POWER INGNESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Level 4. Dealing with Clustering Body Apostrophes attracted by your increasing Ingness!!!!!!!!!!!!