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Scilon calls Marc Headley to offer legal services! Too funny....
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Today I received a call from a Bonnie Krumpe. She was calling from a Legal Services company in Burbank. I was in a meeting when she first called for me so got the message on my desk. As we have a pretty airtight operation here, my receptionist not only took the message but googled the name “Bonnie Krumpe” and provided me with the first page of google results for her.
bonnie krumpe - Google Search
So I get out of my meeting and get the message and data on Bonnie. Interesting. I get calls from people that I know are Scientologists all the time. Some are OSA plants. Some are just innocent people that are trying to make a buck and have no clue of who I am.
This is where the fun begins. Do I call her back? Do I just ignore it. It is not every day that an OT VIII Scientologists calls me and offers me their legal services.
What the hell? I decide to call her back.
I reach Bonnie and she gives me the whole spiel about their legal services and tells me that if I act now I can meet with her and get in their newsletter and all the rest of the good stuff I have been missing out on by not already having hired them.
I tell Bonnie that before we can go forward, she should probably google my name and then and only after she has done that and read up on who I am that we can continue our possible future business relationship. I tell her that while I would be more than happy to meet with her, the feeling might not be mutual on her end after she has done some reading.
She laughs. “Will I be surprised?” She asks.
“Oh I think so Bonnie! I think you will be quite surprised! I think you might even be more surprised than I could even imagine. You might want to call me back to ask me some questions, which I doubt will be regarding your legal services. I will, by the way, be more than happy to talk to you should you decide you DO want to talk to me.”
“Okay. Great. Can I at least send you an email with all our information?” She asks me clueless as to what journey she is about to embark upon.
“I think you will find that I already have a fair bit of information and we are already a bit lopsided in this department, so you get on that Google and you call me back if you still feel the need.”
“Okay great. Thanks Marc. ”
“No problem Bonnie. I will talk to you later.” I tell her wishing I had a webcam on her face as she pulls up my google results.
Okay. So here I think that she will never call me back and that is the end of it.
30 minutes later, she calls me back!
“Bonnie, so how’s it going?”
“Great. So we googled you and we should be fine to move forward.”
“Really? So you googled my name and you are cool?" I ask.
“Well, my boss googled you and he said that we were fine and that there was nothing that came up that was of any interest.” Bonnie says still kind of giggling at all this mystery.
“I see. Well Bonnie I told YOU to google my name. I am trying to keep you out of trouble you see. I think this conversation would be very different had YOU googled my name.”
“Well I am at work and I maybe you should just talk to by boss.”
“I would rather not get your boss involved in this any more than he already has been Bonnie. This is about you and me, your boss is not involved in this.”
“What do you mean?”
“Are you not Bonnie Krumpe the OT VIII Scientologist?”
“Oh my god? How do you know me?”
“I know lots of things Bonnie. And I know that if you do not google my name for yourself, this could end up very bad for you and I don’t want that to happen. I care about you Bonnie and I would not want you to get in any trouble on my account.”
“I doubt that would happen.”
“Can I ask you something Bonnie?"
“Sure”
“Is your hair curly Bonnie?”
"No"
“Well when you read the stuff on Google Bonnie, it will be.”
“Well, okay, here is my boss.”
“Hello”
“Hey there. I just wanted to let you know that Bonnie might get in a bit of trouble with some people she knows if she talks to me.”
“How do you know this?”
“Well, because they told me so. Are you a Scientologist?”
“No.”
“Okay, well Bonnie is and while I have no problem with talking to her, she might get in trouble with the Scientology organization for talking to me. It is a silly rule they have that has been being enforced pretty vigorously lately.”
“I think you might have Bonnie confused with someone else.”
“Well either way, I appreciate your time and if Bonnie wishes to contact me further she should really google my name and get some more information on me. I think that at this time it would at least be a bit odd for me to utilize your company for any sort of legal services based on Bonnie's involvement or affiliation to Scientology. Thanks.”
Hopefully, little ol Bonnie gets on the Internet tonight when she gets home and does some reading.
Until next time...
BFG
Methinks Bonnie's not gonna have her job much longer....
Who knows though, maybe this will be the start of waking Bonnie up, huh? 
