I rest my case.
Scientology = Cult and Cult = Scientology in popular culture, not the coolest religion, epic SMP fail.
First one to position the other side with Scientology wins!
http://www.newsweek.com/samantha-bee-invites-brainwashed-nra-members-join-scientology-instead-836420
Samantha Bee has a solution to defeating the National Rifle Association: persuade its members to join the Church of Scientology instead.
After a month-long hiatus, the late-night comedian returned to Full Frontal With Samantha Bee Wednesday. And she took aim at the NRA, saying the gun group and the Church of Scientology are two very similar, very weird American organizations. The difference is one is armed with assault rifles. The NRA also has a bit more political power, what with half of Washington in its pockets. But when you strip away the politics, Bee argued, the NRA starts looking more and more like a cult.
"Most of us know the NRA as a lobbying group for gun manufacturers," said Bee, "but to its hardcore member it's more than that." The comedian conceded that gun culture and Scientology aren't exactly the same—"for one, Scientology's got way betters songs"—but she highlighted a few key similarities. "Both of these cults are based on fanciful myths," Bee argued. "One says that 75 million years ago an intergalactic warlord nuked billions of people in volcanoes, and then there's the really crazy myth that guns have nothing to do with gun violence."