The "church" of $cientology DOORS ARE CLOSED

[Magoo]

From an anonymous leak inside C of $:

THE church of $cientology DOORS ARE NOW CLOSED

((Leak from anonymous person inside))

Happy April!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILecH7D5BBM

to ALL

Tory/Magoo

PS: What would *you* say should happen if this is not an April Fool's Joke?

 

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

I don't even care if it's an april fools Joke, I just like hearing it.

If I was a smoker, I'd be having a cigarette right now.

 

[SpecialFrog]

I just assumed that this meant a heavy reg session was going on inside.

 

[Claire Swazey]

From an anonymous leak inside C of $:

THE church of $cientology DOORS ARE NOW CLOSED

((Leak from anonymous person inside))

Happy April!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILecH7D5BBM

to ALL

Tory/Magoo

PS: What would *you* say should happen if this is not an April Fool's Joke?

I'd say, I'll check it out for myself.

 

[Purple Rain]

From an anonymous leak inside C of $:

THE church of $cientology DOORS ARE NOW CLOSED

((Leak from anonymous person inside))

Happy April!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILecH7D5BBM

to ALL

Tory/Magoo

PS: What would *you* say should happen if this is not an April Fool's Joke?

I would so love to believe this, but I have to think if something sounds too good to be true it probably is.

 

[uncover]

It can only be an april fools joke because no government would return the money to their previous owners - they would keep it.

 

[Spirit]

What would I do if the Church of Scientology was CLOSED FOREVER??
I would not feel right if I did not pay my respects, say goodbye...
Then I would attend the CofS Memorial Service at ESMB...

 

[Loohan]

Nice solid postulate!
er, i mean, positive affirmation.

I googled scientology news, but no word of arrests.

I did find the website
http://www.scientologynews.org/
however.
Why is that thing still up?

 

[Magoo]

What would I do if the Church of Scientology was CLOSED FOREVER??
I would not feel right if I did not pay my respects, say goodbye...
Then I would attend the CofS Memorial Service at ESMB...

WOW!! Now THAT is ***hot***

For response so far!


Tory/Magoo

 

[NoName]

Where's the grave? I need to take a wicked piss!!!!!

 

[Dean Blair]

That would be great. Now I shouldn't receive any more junk mail and when I pick up the phone it won't be a Scilon.

 

[Moosejewels]

From an anonymous leak inside C of $:

THE church of $cientology DOORS ARE NOW CLOSED

((Leak from anonymous person inside))

Happy April!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILecH7D5BBM

to ALL

Tory/Magoo

PS: What would *you* say should happen if this is not an April Fool's Joke?

_____________________________

Someone started a rumor that the FBI was coming.

J. Edgar Sea-Org wants his old folders.

 

[freethinker]

Speaking of Junk Mail, I'm only getting 2 1/2 percent of what I used to. They must have found a revision to the Promotional Actions of an Organization PL and included that in GAT II.

OR, May 5th!

That would be great. Now I shouldn't receive any more junk mail and when I pick up the phone it won't be a Scilon.

 

[Magoo]

Thank you ALL who responded here.

Yes, it was an April Fool's Joke, but as I said, not too far from TRUE.

Tick Tock, Davey boy---your day *is* coming!

To all.......I love you!! Happy April!!
And and For ALL

Tory/Magoo

 

[Purple Rain]

Thank you ALL who responded here.

Yes, it was an April Fool's Joke, but as I said, not too far from TRUE.

Tick Tock, Davey boy---your day *is* coming!

To all.......I love you!! Happy April!!
And and For ALL

Tory/Magoo

Happy April to you also, Tory! I hope the Easter Bunny stopped by!

Purple

 

[Claire Swazey]

I'm still shaking my head over the idea that if this were alleged, that any long time ex or seasoned critic would take someone's word for it.

Wouldn't you check the news? Wouldn't you drive over to your local borg? Wouldn't you call some people in another city and ask what happened at that one, then compare notes? Wouldn't you check some 'bot's idiot Facebook page?

And wanting to verify that is amusing? Really?

 

[Freeminds]

One Org at a time; we're slowly but surely disposing of Hubbard's nonsense.

 

[Commander Birdsong]

I don't even care if it's an april fools Joke, I just like hearing it.

If I was a smoker, I'd be having a cigarette right now.

how about a brewski?

 

[Claire Swazey]

Personally, I'm rather amazed that they've hung in as long as they have. Really. Look at all the people who leave. It's one thing to be the Unpopular Kid on the Block, so to speak, but considering that they must have almost no members...

I guess I'll just call 'em obstinate.

 

[R2-45]

....PS: What would *you* say should happen if this is not an April Fool's Joke?

If this is not an April Fool's Joke, then *I'd* say it should be an honorary April Fool's Joke!

Seriously though, what would we do if the clams folded prematurely?

Why, we'd have to find other fish to fry!



&ct.