Nothing personal - but HEY, at least this is closer to the truth about joining staff. Make me sick to my stomach to see such a quick change in their modus operandi. I think if I had been told:
1. you will be lucky to be paid any more than $40 per week.
2. you will be forced into working 7 days a week
3. if you don't show up we will go to your house and drag you to 'work' kicking and screaming with threats of being declared an SP!
4. As you work your ass off to help take people's money, you and your needs will be treated as a mutinous attempt to escape you obligatory duties and if you fail then you will be responsible for the entire failure of clearing the planet
5. you WILL be creamed at by a 12 year old girl in a paramilitary uniform at 3am for having the NERV to take a 20 minute nap on your third day of non-stop "all hands white glove" - ALL day, ALL night white glove cleaning
6. you WILL work beneath asbestos ceiling tiles, on the basement floor with the cockroaches, rats and various other unidentifiable insects …..